so, I'm having lunch today with a chick that I kind of dig, so I thought I'd shave, y'know? Thought I did a pretty good job.
But now I'm here at work and realising that there is an entire portion of hair on both sides of my face that I totally missed. I wish I had a picture, because this is some ridiculous shit. Lunch is right after work, so I can't fix it.
Christ, i would have been better off just not shaving.
I hate when that happens. Can you sneak out to find emergency shaving equipment?
I technically get a half hour lunch break before my work day is over, but my home is on the other side of town, so if I do remedy this, it's going to be in a public restroom here at work.
I might go that route, I'm not sure.
disposable razor from the closest pharmacy or grocery store. hot water. public bathroom.
go.
This.
I--I'm gonna do it. It seems manly and practical somehow.
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YamiNoSenshiA point called ZIn the complex planeRegistered Userregular
so, I'm having lunch today with a chick that I kind of dig, so I thought I'd shave, y'know? Thought I did a pretty good job.
But now I'm here at work and realising that there is an entire portion of hair on both sides of my face that I totally missed. I wish I had a picture, because this is some ridiculous shit. Lunch is right after work, so I can't fix it.
Christ, i would have been better off just not shaving.
I hate when that happens. Can you sneak out to find emergency shaving equipment?
I technically get a half hour lunch break before my work day is over, but my home is on the other side of town, so if I do remedy this, it's going to be in a public restroom here at work.
I might go that route, I'm not sure.
disposable razor from the closest pharmacy or grocery store. hot water. public bathroom.
go.
the last time this happened to me, i ripped out the patch of hair, one by one, with my bare hands.
Clearly what Moriarty should be doing is engineering a waxing strip from post-it notes.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
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Post-it note glue can barely stick the post it note to a desk, nevermind try to remove hair. Unless he's having chemotherapy. Then it'd yank those fuckers right out.
Maybe facial radiation is the way forwards.
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Clearly what Moriarty should be doing is engineering a waxing strip from post-it notes.
I have hooked a series of paperclips together and straightened out some of the ends to create a poor man's razor. Also works as an improvised claw weapon.
Clearly what Moriarty should be doing is engineering a waxing strip from post-it notes.
I have hooked a series of paperclips together and straightened out some of the ends to create a poor man's razor. Also works as an improvised claw weapon.
No, no they're just idiots that refuse to believe the evil democrat is lowering their taxes.
Thought so. This is a guy who gives me shit at work ALL THE TIME about voting for Obama. Claims he's going to go to Canada if he raises his taxes one more cent.
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I--I'm gonna do it. It seems manly and practical somehow.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Maybe facial radiation is the way forwards.
I really can't see how, unless the people complaining are filthy rich, in which case: screw 'em.
I'm not as well informed on the topic as I ought to be, however, so I might be missing something.
I have hooked a series of paperclips together and straightened out some of the ends to create a poor man's razor. Also works as an improvised claw weapon.
harmonicas are dense, you just throw them at the people who boo.
I wasn't going to start him off on crazy glue. You're a sick bastard, Mojo.
I called him out on his bluff.
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You guys are so laidback I'm sure it's much easier to dodge taxes in Canada than in the United States.
Because he's an idiot.
So is my brother.
I need to tell my brother to try and bang her.
And tape it, duh.
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Now I need to teach myself LINQ.
I also want to learn Managed DirectX.
No, the exact right girl for you was the one I ran over last weekend on a drunken Spring Break outing. Sorry, man.
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I found your exact girl, and I banged her last night. Sorry.
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this is the worst award ever, i would hide it in a closet.
*lifts shirt, shakes manboobs* WOO!
There are like twelve different ways you can go about getting drivers for this thing and all of them suck.
Could be worse
Could be a Grammy for Best New Artist
thats a career killer if there ever was one
Bastard!
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please convince me it is a retarded thing to do.
The data plan alone is $39.99
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Slightly less retarded than paying for any other unlimited data-plan, because at least you get a more useful device.
It's expensive.
lies, the data plan is 10 dollars a month on top of the standard phone plan
with my hardware upgrade option, i can get
8 gig iPhone for 275
1 gig of data per month with a decent phone plan for (grand total after all fees and taxes) 82 dollars a month.
this is as compared to my current 50 to 60 a month for just a crappy cell.
You should buy TWO iPhones.
i have no clue what an otto award is so im gonna guess that the MTV movie award is the most prestigious one.... and she didn't win....