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This is a thread for the ladies. But fellas, listen closely

Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
SEX
:winky::winky::winky:


Most of us have it. Some of us on a regular basis even (fuck you guys).

But we all want it.

What do you like? Kinky shit? Thats ok with me. What ever gets you hot.


Bus some of us don't get it, and thats ok too.

We've all been there, and we'd be more than happy to talk to you about it.


So lets talk about sex, baby.

Lets talk about you and me.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    wtf did my comment spark a thread?

    D:


    this thread is going to depress a lot of people

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i like to get two girls and perform a human centipede

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Let's talk about all the good things

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    more like depression

    a few moments of crowning glory

    followed immediately by the crushing return of crippling depression

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18

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    twitter/tumblr
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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Every thread is this thread.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    wtf did my comment spark a thread?

    D:


    this thread is going to depress a lot of people

    You made a comment?


    I didn't see.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    If looks could kill you would be an uzi

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    is there a name for that one type of downer you sometimes get right after you wank
    the one where you're like "woo yeah good wank oh wait oh nooooo"


    like an actual name, not like "loneliness" or "depression"


    but like "Myrtle's Moment" or something named after a person

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'll be real with you guys for a second. I had sex last night but I had to use a condom and for whatever reason, I can't get off when I'm wearing one. Any recommendations for some super thin condoms? I've tried trojan ultrathins and these lifestyle "skyn" things and neither one is cutting the mustard.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sex megathread, mods please lock

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    If looks could kill you would be an uzi

    heh now who's editing his posts

    OOZI

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I'll be real with you guys for a second. I had sex last night but I had to use a condom and for whatever reason, I can't get off when I'm wearing one. Any recommendations for some super thin condoms? I've tried trojan ultrathins and these lifestyle "skyn" things and neither one is cutting the mustard.

    vasectomy

    and not dating dirty skanks

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I'll be real with you guys for a second. I had sex last night but I had to use a condom and for whatever reason, I can't get off when I'm wearing one. Any recommendations for some super thin condoms? I've tried trojan ultrathins and these lifestyle "skyn" things and neither one is cutting the mustard.

    I have the same problem like 90% of the time

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Pharezon wrote: »
    Sex megathread, mods please lock

    these posts were flaccid and limp approximately 4 seconds after the megathread ban

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just make sure to fuck her gently

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    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    I'll be real with you guys for a second. I had sex last night but I had to use a condom and for whatever reason, I can't get off when I'm wearing one. Any recommendations for some super thin condoms? I've tried trojan ultrathins and these lifestyle "skyn" things and neither one is cutting the mustard.

    vasectomy

    and not dating dirty skanks

    I'm actually considering doing this at some point in my life

    the vasectomy part that is, because i cannot quit the hos

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I thought it looked wrong :(

    I actually ninja-edit probably 90% of my posts

    but this has nothing to do with sex!

    crwth let's do it

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    PS I had sex today

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sex threads are usually pretty awesome around here though. It's pretty cool how open a lot of you guys are about pretty much everything between mutually consenting partners, and that's always been awfully refreshing.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    this is a sex megathread you must pick one aspect of sex

    i pick doggy style

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    TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haven't had it in... almost 3 years maybe? Naw, just this side of two. Which is the longest break since I was 15. Haven't dated either.

    Lost my kid, and his mother. And her and I loved fucking. Loved it. Doesn't seem right without her.


    On a lighter note, another thread today talked about how threesomes are suppose to make you feel like a god. Status wise. Anyone else NOT have this experience? The best part of mine was literally listening to Modest Mouse for the first time during it. I really like Modest Mouse it turns out.

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I ain't had sex.

    Not really planning on starting anytime soon.

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cilla Black wrote: »
    Sex threads are usually pretty awesome around here though. It's pretty cool how open a lot of you guys are about pretty much everything between mutually consenting partners, and that's always been awfully refreshing.

    to be fair though, a LOT of this shit wouldn't get discussed if we were talking in person

    you can't give a judging look and a slight and accidental grimace and head shake over the internet

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    TLH wrote: »
    Haven't had it in... almost 3 years maybe? Naw, just this side of two. Which is the longest break since I was 15. Haven't dated either.

    Lost my kid, and his mother. And her and I loved fucking. Loved it. Doesn't seem right without her.


    On a lighter note, another thread today talked about how threesomes are suppose to make you feel like a god. Status wise. Anyone else NOT have this experience? The best part of mine was literally listening to Modest Mouse for the first time during it. I really like Modest Mouse it turns out.

    you lost a kid?

    like... to death? or she took it?

    D:

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    i haven't had sex since...i think september of last year?

    don't really foresee having sex in the near future so oh well

    i'll just chill out i guess

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    CHI CO BLUE

    I SEX YOU

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    Hey Satan!
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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Cilla Black wrote: »
    Sex threads are usually pretty awesome around here though. It's pretty cool how open a lot of you guys are about pretty much everything between mutually consenting partners, and that's always been awfully refreshing.

    to be fair though, a LOT of this shit wouldn't get discussed if we were talking in person

    you can't give a judging look and a slight and accidental grimace and head shake over the internet

    Well yeah. But just the fact the conversations happen at all, and are intelligent/insightful, is pretty cool.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    In the immortal words of the rapper from Tropic Thunder, I love tha pussy.

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man the girl I was dating wanted to have sex pretty muc heveryday, I had to tell her I needed a break.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Mr. Defecation wrote: »
    Man the girl I was dating wanted to have sex pretty muc heveryday, I had to tell her I needed a break.

    What're you GAY?

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I broke up with my girlfriend back in February and we're friends with benefits now, which is working out delightfully.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    i talked to sara lynn about sex in person once

    she said let's have a penis

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    TLH wrote: »
    Haven't had it in... almost 3 years maybe? Naw, just this side of two. Which is the longest break since I was 15. Haven't dated either.

    Lost my kid, and his mother. And her and I loved fucking. Loved it. Doesn't seem right without her.


    On a lighter note, another thread today talked about how threesomes are suppose to make you feel like a god. Status wise. Anyone else NOT have this experience? The best part of mine was literally listening to Modest Mouse for the first time during it. I really like Modest Mouse it turns out.

    you lost a kid?

    like... to death? or she took it?

    D:

    D:D:





    anyway uhh

    hoping for some sexytimes soon

    haven't since january

    which was the first time

    :P

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this one time

    i had sex

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    TLHTLH Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Raneados wrote: »

    you lost a kid?

    like... to death? or she took it?

    D:

    Honestly man, I'd rather not feel like I'm hijacking the thread. The Boy though? He is so fucking cute and alive and in a home and he just turned three and[/hijack]

    Close one. What would be awesome is if this thread was totally upbeat though, cause I haven't been upbeat about sex in a few years now. And I miss that about me.


    No pressure thread.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    this one time

    i had sex

    did she put it in your butt

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    one thing i am terrified of is that in my police polygraph test they'll ask me about my sex stuff

    and man i do not want to talk to cops about that



    MISTER RANEADOS
    do you remember that thing you did on your birthday in 2004

    oh god

    DO YOU REMEMBER IT

    yes D:

    DID YOU LIKE THAT

    Well i
    um

    ANSWER THE QUESTION YES OR NO PLEASE

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    WELL DID YOU

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