Funny for some reason I thought earning red wings was fucking the girl rather than going down on.
Yes this is always what I heard. Red wings are when you fuck a girl who is on her period, warpaint is when you go down on her (also known as the indian brave)
Funny for some reason I thought earning red wings was fucking the girl rather than going down on.
Yes this is always what I heard. Red wings are when you fuck a girl who is on her period, warpaint is when you go down on her (also known as the indian brave)
Funny for some reason I thought earning red wings was fucking the girl rather than going down on.
Yes this is always what I heard. Red wings are when you fuck a girl who is on her period, warpaint is when you go down on her (also known as the indian brave)
oh god eurgh
I am not ashamed to admit I almost did this once. I was really drunk and ended up not doing it.
Nothing wrong with having sex while she's on her period, if it bothers you then turn the damn lights out.
actually the biggest problem in japan is the absolutely abysmal sex education. like, they do not know shit about shit when it comes to genital plumbing. like, in america you have some education and then society telling you 'but DONT FUCK ITS AWFUL HERES A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF DOWN THERE', whereas in japan it's just silence. so teenagers don't really fuck to rebel, never learn much about sex at all, segue into jobs that take up 80-120 hours of each week, and quite frankly don't have the drive to do anything other than pick up a random stranger for a couple hours on the weekend, if that
anime in japan is basically little more than a marketing tool for the vast majority of japanese people and the worst of it really mostly panders to people who already have crippling social issues
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
Man. Everything was awesome for a while, my girlfriend was on the pill and everything was fantastic.
Then some shit went down that I talked about a while ago here, and now she's off the pill for various medical reasons. So now when we bone I have to use condoms.
And condoms suck! They make penetrative sex incredibly unsatisfying to the point where I can't orgasm with one on. I've tried thinner brands and lambskins and really the people who advocate the use of these things are liars.
Diaphragms don't work because she's trying to lose weight, and they're only effective if your weight is relatively constant.
I really wouldn't mind getting a vasectomy but she hates that idea.
So for now it's been oral sex and mutual masturbation.
actually the biggest problem in japan is the absolutely abysmal sex education. like, they do not know shit about shit when it comes to genital plumbing. like, in america you have some education and then society telling you 'but DONT FUCK ITS AWFUL HERES A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF DOWN THERE', whereas in japan it's just silence. so teenagers don't really fuck to rebel, never learn much about sex at all, segue into jobs that take up 80-120 hours of each week, and quite frankly don't have the drive to do anything other than pick up a random stranger for a couple hours on the weekend, if that
anime in japan is basically little more than a marketing tool for the vast majority of japanese people and the worst of it really mostly panders to people who already have crippling social issues
that or their potential unresolved issues/feelings turn into obsessive and unhealthy attitudes and actions.
actually the biggest problem in japan is the absolutely abysmal sex education. like, they do not know shit about shit when it comes to genital plumbing. like, in america you have some education and then society telling you 'but DONT FUCK ITS AWFUL HERES A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF DOWN THERE', whereas in japan it's just silence. so teenagers don't really fuck to rebel, never learn much about sex at all, segue into jobs that take up 80-120 hours of each week, and quite frankly don't have the drive to do anything other than pick up a random stranger for a couple hours on the weekend, if that
anime in japan is basically little more than a marketing tool for the vast majority of japanese people and the worst of it really mostly panders to people who already have crippling social issues
Which is ironically enough a boon for a strapping virile foreigners such as yourself. And hopefully myself in due time.
yeah i pretty much hate condoms a lot. the best success ive had are those ones that are self-lubed with the heating oil or whatever (or just using a separate self-heating lube)
i guess that simulates the real feeling *just enough* to get me there, but the mood/activity has to be just right
actually the biggest problem in japan is the absolutely abysmal sex education. like, they do not know shit about shit when it comes to genital plumbing. like, in america you have some education and then society telling you 'but DONT FUCK ITS AWFUL HERES A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF DOWN THERE', whereas in japan it's just silence. so teenagers don't really fuck to rebel, never learn much about sex at all, segue into jobs that take up 80-120 hours of each week, and quite frankly don't have the drive to do anything other than pick up a random stranger for a couple hours on the weekend, if that
anime in japan is basically little more than a marketing tool for the vast majority of japanese people and the worst of it really mostly panders to people who already have crippling social issues
that or their potential unresolved issues/feelings turn into obsessive and unhealthy attitudes and actions.
well yes, this is certainly a factor, just like in any society. those other things i mentioned interact with those general issues to create a situation fairly unique to glorious nippon
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ReginaldWhen I am Pres., I will createthe Department of ______Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
Try putting some lube on the inside of the condom as well as the outside. That can help somewhat. Still, condoms suck.
Also, I'm sorry Japanese people but the condoms you sell in your stores are too small.
actually i looked into this, and it appears that it's not as much a matter of size, as of flexibility. even a lot of japanese guys ive talked to/read stories of say that japanese condoms are too restrictive. i guess just the way they're made doesn't allow for as comfortable of a fit and doesn't stretch as much to fit an individual
That's it, next time I'm there I'm buying the crappy Obama masks they sell in 100 yen shops, getting naked, somehow getting that tiny blue condom on my dick and running around Shibuya.
I cannot use condoms. Because it turns out I'm untrustworthy when I'm frustrated. And I'll take those things off. And continue. Without mentioning it. Because I'm a terrible person.
Hey if you don't have a condom there's always the butt.
is this a joke post i can't tell
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FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
the worst thing is when you are wearing a rubber and you cum and the girl pulls out without telling you so you can't get a proper grip on the bottom of the condom and the condom unrolls itself and turns inside out and gets stuck in her vagina and semen gets everywhere and you have to pull the condom out of her vagina and you think semen got in her vagina and then you start freaking the fuck out
FrankoSometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeatRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
Condoms: start freaking the fuck out 'cause you just did it wrong
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Clint EastwoodMy baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered Userregular
edited April 2010
or when you're fucking and right when you blow the hugest load of your life, you realize that you were fucking a kodiak bear and then the bear mauls you.
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It's.....complicated.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120696816
Where I'm from it's just going down. I'm open to suggestion though, where I come from produces stupid people.
Yes this is always what I heard. Red wings are when you fuck a girl who is on her period, warpaint is when you go down on her (also known as the indian brave)
oh god eurgh
that makes more sense than any other definition I've heard
Nothing wrong with having sex while she's on her period, if it bothers you then turn the damn lights out.
anime in japan is basically little more than a marketing tool for the vast majority of japanese people and the worst of it really mostly panders to people who already have crippling social issues
Then some shit went down that I talked about a while ago here, and now she's off the pill for various medical reasons. So now when we bone I have to use condoms.
And condoms suck! They make penetrative sex incredibly unsatisfying to the point where I can't orgasm with one on. I've tried thinner brands and lambskins and really the people who advocate the use of these things are liars.
Diaphragms don't work because she's trying to lose weight, and they're only effective if your weight is relatively constant.
I really wouldn't mind getting a vasectomy but she hates that idea.
So for now it's been oral sex and mutual masturbation.
if you go down on a girl you will get smeared period blood on your face
this looks like 'wings'
hence, red wings
you all are weird for not knowing that it is going down on a girl
that or their potential unresolved issues/feelings turn into obsessive and unhealthy attitudes and actions.
i guess that simulates the real feeling *just enough* to get me there, but the mood/activity has to be just right
man who goes down on a girl on her period
is this some kind of twilight vampire shit
mostly cause the last time i had to use them i didn't have any and the ones the girl had didnt fit like at all
but yes, they are basically trash
that's why it's a badge of courage
the red badge of courage
blue is the main color identified with his political party
that's about all i can think of
Does it say HOPE on it?
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Gonna get so many chicks.
But at least I know it. I plan around me.
fuzzy handcuffs.
i forget
are you into dudes or ladies
is this a joke post i can't tell
yeah, it is. i don't even wanna think about anal without a jimmy. unless the girl is somehow poopless.
check out this ytmnd I made for you many years ago
http://viperisasexgod.ytmnd.com/
I hate it when that happens.
pretty much had this happen
And she freaks out asking how I didn't know it broke
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