eddy I don't know whether you would have been a humans student
or merely another physicschemdoublemath(economics), gazing mournfully in the direction of the humanities students every morning, oh what essays you could write about capitalism and corporatism and Singapore Inc that are even now packing you in a neat box and stamping ENGINEER on the lid, but you'll never learn how
i guess that depends on everything
just kidding the scholarship board would've loved you and the foreign universities are suckers for triple science double humans students pursuing law/history/politics/etc
You guys okay the barista near work that I am into
She is astonishingly nice and cheerful to me in my pre-caffeine vulnerable morning state
I have known her in a coffee context for years and when she hands me my coffees she says things like, "I made it with love!" Which catches me off guard in my morning bleary mode
Deep down inside I know I am attracted to her because she acts and looks like a relentlessly sunny version of my ex that I loved most out of all my exes and who was very complicated and depressed and stuff Back when we were dating in our 20s
You guys okay the barista near work that I am into
She is astonishingly nice and cheerful to me in my pre-caffeine vulnerable morning state
I have known her in a coffee context for years and when she hands me my coffees she says things like, "I made it with love!" Which catches me off guard in my morning bleary mode
Deep down inside I know I am attracted to her because she acts and looks like a relentlessly sunny version of my ex that I loved most out of all my exes and who was very complicated and depressed and stuff Back when we were dating in our 20s
I am a vampire : (
Sex her. Sex her right now.
The last time I asked out a barista she was not actually interested and it was super awkward going there ever again
This creates great hesitation in me now
Easy way to find out for sure without any awkwardness.
Next time she says "I made it with love!" ask her "can I tip you?"
When she says "yep!" pull out your penis and lay it on the counter and say "there's your tip. I want to give you my big fat tip. You want my big fat tip?"
Ask her out in a way that creates plausible deniability
"I'm seeing that new INSERT MOVIE at LOCAL CINEPLEX friday, been looking forward to it since the teaser trailer."
"Yeah, me too!"
"Well hey, if you're free friday, you should join me."
"My vagina is a quiver over your invitation!"
If she says no, just brush it off as whatever. She doesn't need to know this was a big deal. Come in later and tell her about INSERT MOVIE after you've seen it without her because that was the focus of your interest, not spending time with her and getting to discretely smell her hair.
(perhaps "humanities students..." is something that only resonates for college students who go through a conditioning that 90%+ of everyone you know is a triple science student)
all my friends are humanities students, apart from a few sociologists
Also the main point of that story is that being attracted to the public face of a girl paid to present unthreatening sunniness who reminds you of a less complicated version of the one you should have never broken up with is all a sign that you are longing to return to an idealized version of your life 10 years ago as if you could somehow become a less-burdened person through the love of a girl in her 20s
Apprehension of becoming a woody Allen kind of thing guys
This is why we have the humanities: so you can unpack literature and stuff
Demand she go on a date with you, and threaten to tell her manager that you caught her spitting in the milk if she refuses. She will respect your hard bargaining.
when the opening ripples of coffee played the entire place obviously went nuts. we were quite fucked on empathy-inducing chemicals, smoke so thick that you could see the air move when people walked; and she turned to face me with a big, goofy, earnest smile and i felt alarmingly happy
what a moment of vulnerability--
i skittered back to casual eddy quickly
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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jakobaggerLO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTOREDRegistered Userregular
Demand she go on a date with you, and threaten to tell her manager that you caught her spitting in the milk if she refuses. She will respect your hard bargaining.
Romance is buying her a puppy and then abducting it three months later for emotional leverage.
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Show up in your fancy car and have the chauffeur go in and tell her that his master requests her presence at the opera that night. If she says yes, he hands her a gorgeous diamond necklace to wear to the opera that evening. If she says no? She never even saw your face. That is how you ask someone on a date.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
john oliver was correct, unsweetened cranberry juice is disgusting.
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
Thinking about hanging with psychology chick I met on the shuttle from the airport at pax but I'm also thinking this is a little creepy tier shit
All attraction is creepy
There is only creepiness or human extinction
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
Heh, O2 do not make quitting easy.
For starters, gotta login to the business user side of the site, because reasons. This means setting up an account. Note, I'm doing this because I want to stop using O2. OK so the account is setup. Shit be that special brand of like, 2002 website design. Only now that I'm in there, I'm not seeing the big red END ACCOUNT button. OH cause it's not there after all. Hahah! So I gotta call em up to cancel. Where's the number? Good question! Ah there it is, buried in menus. Neat! So I'm on hold for a while. And then it turns out that I'm a business user, this is the wrong number! Hohoh we sure have some japes, don't we O2? So I'm on the right number now, and ask them to switch off my account but oh no, the team that handles the shutting down of business accounts is out til Monday! Shucks. Also I need to give 30 days notice, so I will have to pay another 2 bills. Darn!
Fuck these guys. :I
Oh brilliant
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when the opening ripples of coffee played the entire place obviously went nuts. we were quite fucked on empathy-inducing chemicals, smoke so thick that you could see the air move when people walked; and she turned to face me with a big, goofy, earnest smile and i felt alarmingly happy
what a moment of vulnerability--
i skittered back to casual eddy quickly
#toomanyeddys
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
so who was it talkin' bout how the Vita is just an anime delivery system? I wanna say Syndalis?
cuz
yeah
Oh brilliant
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jakobaggerLO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTOREDRegistered Userregular
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Watch exciting travel shows and gaze wistfully out the window wondering when you will ever be able to something like that again.
and if she's like ehhhh that's when you pull out a bag of beans and a grinder
just kidding the scholarship board would've loved you and the foreign universities are suckers for triple science double humans students pursuing law/history/politics/etc
Easy way to find out for sure without any awkwardness.
Next time she says "I made it with love!" ask her "can I tip you?"
When she says "yep!" pull out your penis and lay it on the counter and say "there's your tip. I want to give you my big fat tip. You want my big fat tip?"
Trust me.
Exactly.
We are more like life vampires.
We are drawing essence from each others feelings and lives over the internet.
Ask her out in a way that creates plausible deniability
"I'm seeing that new INSERT MOVIE at LOCAL CINEPLEX friday, been looking forward to it since the teaser trailer."
"Yeah, me too!"
"Well hey, if you're free friday, you should join me."
"My vagina is a quiver over your invitation!"
If she says no, just brush it off as whatever. She doesn't need to know this was a big deal. Come in later and tell her about INSERT MOVIE after you've seen it without her because that was the focus of your interest, not spending time with her and getting to discretely smell her hair.
Also, I guess I crane hand signal with an accent. That's a thing apparently.
Another also, Galactic Civ 3 is coming along nicely, I think. I like what they have done economy wise.
According to Spool the Bioware panel basically confirmed both an expansion for DA:I and like a new DA game by accident.
all my friends are humanities students, apart from a few sociologists
Apprehension of becoming a woody Allen kind of thing guys
This is why we have the humanities: so you can unpack literature and stuff
I keep following it because I am both a sucker for 4x space games and I liked galactic civ 2 a lot. Just not going to do the early access thing.
Yeah, but I get looks when I eat that much cake
Drez advice got me into a Mexican prison
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
when the opening ripples of coffee played the entire place obviously went nuts. we were quite fucked on empathy-inducing chemicals, smoke so thick that you could see the air move when people walked; and she turned to face me with a big, goofy, earnest smile and i felt alarmingly happy
what a moment of vulnerability--
i skittered back to casual eddy quickly
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Romance is buying her a puppy and then abducting it three months later for emotional leverage.
If madness ever grips you and you want to explore the wilderness of Ohio.
(and one girl and five guys)
fuck it, who cares about that
Although, we did hit on an excellent business idea: synthetizing used panties
There is only creepiness or human extinction
For starters, gotta login to the business user side of the site, because reasons. This means setting up an account. Note, I'm doing this because I want to stop using O2. OK so the account is setup. Shit be that special brand of like, 2002 website design. Only now that I'm in there, I'm not seeing the big red END ACCOUNT button. OH cause it's not there after all. Hahah! So I gotta call em up to cancel. Where's the number? Good question! Ah there it is, buried in menus. Neat! So I'm on hold for a while. And then it turns out that I'm a business user, this is the wrong number! Hohoh we sure have some japes, don't we O2? So I'm on the right number now, and ask them to switch off my account but oh no, the team that handles the shutting down of business accounts is out til Monday! Shucks. Also I need to give 30 days notice, so I will have to pay another 2 bills. Darn!
Fuck these guys. :I
This sign is so old, yet, every time, every single time, I see it it just tickles me so
I'm a sucker for it just caus it's fun to see good ideas get ironed out.
Community engagement has really hurt a lot of creativity in the industry, I think.
#toomanyeddys
cuz
yeah
fucking magnets memes how do they work