i'm going to start going to gay bars and like preying on the 3 or 4 straight girls that show up thinking they're sick of getting hit on by dudes at regular bars. i'll be like a fucking jackal on the serengeti
Every time I've been to a gay bar, I can't walk twenty feet in one direction without a dude patting my crotch in passing, or something along that nature. I mean, I'm secure enough with my sexuality that I take that kind of stuff as a twisted sort of self-esteem boost....but damn if those places aren't a big sexual tizzy at times.
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The under-bed storage system. Including my pimp-ass Route 66 ottoman, most of my game collection, my robot slave, and the final triumph of television over literacy.
Everybody should have both a chair and a lamp like this. It's the best place to spend a rainy day, as long as the book supply holds out. Speaking of which...
My exclusive and patented clutter-based visual filing system. It doesn't actually make things easier to find, but it does make losing things more infuriating. Because you know it's probably somewhere in plain sight.
Look at the top shelf, and all of my classy accessories. The adventure hat! The lava lamp! The disembodied head of Bob Marley! Just don't, whatever you do, look at the bottom shelf. There's nothing for you there.
More books, more clutter. Special bonus activity: find Nancy Pearl! Because she already knows where you are. Always.
Jesus, more books. This shelf has actually filled up considerably since this picture was taken. Books have completely overrun four of the shelves, and are making serious inroads on the fifth. The toaster is getting worried.
Ah, my faithful computermotron. The small monitor to the right is hooked up to a Mythbuntu box. It's like Tivo, but with twice the extraneous hardware!
Sadly, I lose my job at the library when I get my degree, so I can't afford to do my job search from here. So in about a month I'm going to be moving back here:
Mori, I have that exact same entertainment center only in black. It is very awesome.
However, we call it the relationship breaker around these parts.
That thing was almost the undoing of a nice little thing I've got going here. They tell you that you need 2 people to put it together, they fail to tell you that, oh hey, you shouldn't be sleeping with the other person. Cause once its done? Yea, you're not going to be for a bit.
Look at the top shelf, and all of my classy accessories. The adventure hat! The lava lamp! The disembodied head of Bob Marley! Just don't, whatever you do, look at the bottom shelf. There's nothing for you there.
Stone of Tears, eh? Eh!?
Also, why do you have what appears to be a waffle iron and toaster in your bedroom, but books in the kitchen?
Also where the fuck is that place in the Gmaps photo?
You know, I hate having shit cluttering up my room, but I have to say, without these 3 paintings I have hanging up, my room would feel so much more drab. I had to take the paintings down once for about 2 weeks whilst they were off getting re-framed, and my room felt depressing. It echoed.
The under-bed storage system. Including my pimp-ass Route 66 ottoman, most of my game collection, my robot slave, and the final triumph of television over literacy.
Everybody should have both a chair and a lamp like this. It's the best place to spend a rainy day, as long as the book supply holds out. Speaking of which...
My exclusive and patented clutter-based visual filing system. It doesn't actually make things easier to find, but it does make losing things more infuriating. Because you know it's probably somewhere in plain sight.
Look at the top shelf, and all of my classy accessories. The adventure hat! The lava lamp! The disembodied head of Bob Marley! Just don't, whatever you do, look at the bottom shelf. There's nothing for you there.
More books, more clutter. Special bonus activity: find Nancy Pearl! Because she already knows where you are. Always.
Jesus, more books. This shelf has actually filled up considerably since this picture was taken. Books have completely overrun four of the shelves, and are making serious inroads on the fifth. The toaster is getting worried.
Ah, my faithful computermotron. The small monitor to the right is hooked up to a Mythbuntu box. It's like Tivo, but with twice the extraneous hardware!
Sadly, I lose my job at the library when I get my degree, so I can't afford to do my job search from here. So in about a month I'm going to be moving back here:
Did I see a holiday special beer box
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Those aren't beers, they're Jones Sodas!
I have a Casablanca publicity shot in storage, because Casablanca is fantastic. It was that or Abe Lincoln, so it had to stay in the States. Yours is a little snazzier, though. Mine is black and white with Ilsa, Rick and Victor in front of the Cafe Americain.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Also, why do you have what appears to be a waffle iron and toaster in your bedroom, but books in the kitchen?
Both of those shelves are basically in the kitchen. The shelf next to the fridge and the one with the toaster on it are right next to each other at a 90 degree angle. My apartment is comically tiny.
Also where the fuck is that place in the Gmaps photo?
The family farm in New Mexico. Hopefully I'll only be there for a month or two until one of the libraries I've applied at gets back to me. Until then, it's back to building fence and bailing hay.
I am gonna be hitting up Ikea so hard in the next few months. I cannibalized my old desk because it was a huge L-shaped one, so it doesn't take up the entirety of my room. Gonna design a computer desk out of scratch n dent Ikea bits that'll use a wire basket drilled into the underside to wrangle all the various cables and power supplies out of the way, using this
and these
And I'm gonna have to get a bunch of bookshelves, between my collection of books and comics and RPG sourcebooks and the girlfriends own book collection we need a lot.
Also, I can finally frame and hang up a number of sketches and prints I've had laying around.
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It KILLS at tranny bars
I was drinking in that picture, though
That latent (perhaps justified) world weary cynicism really grates on someone who tries to live their
life without it.
Often wonderful minds and concerned conversationalists.
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Drunk Pooro is for when Pooro is drunk. In a way he's a different person, but it's more like he's becoming his true self in that form.
EDIT: Or did you mean like the "Pooro" family?
Oh well, drinking is more fun than cleaning!
I cant make it out
Army of Darkness, mofo
The under-bed storage system. Including my pimp-ass Route 66 ottoman, most of my game collection, my robot slave, and the final triumph of television over literacy.
Everybody should have both a chair and a lamp like this. It's the best place to spend a rainy day, as long as the book supply holds out. Speaking of which...
My exclusive and patented clutter-based visual filing system. It doesn't actually make things easier to find, but it does make losing things more infuriating. Because you know it's probably somewhere in plain sight.
Look at the top shelf, and all of my classy accessories. The adventure hat! The lava lamp! The disembodied head of Bob Marley! Just don't, whatever you do, look at the bottom shelf. There's nothing for you there.
More books, more clutter. Special bonus activity: find Nancy Pearl! Because she already knows where you are. Always.
Jesus, more books. This shelf has actually filled up considerably since this picture was taken. Books have completely overrun four of the shelves, and are making serious inroads on the fifth. The toaster is getting worried.
Ah, my faithful computermotron. The small monitor to the right is hooked up to a Mythbuntu box. It's like Tivo, but with twice the extraneous hardware!
Sadly, I lose my job at the library when I get my degree, so I can't afford to do my job search from here. So in about a month I'm going to be moving back here:
However, we call it the relationship breaker around these parts.
That thing was almost the undoing of a nice little thing I've got going here. They tell you that you need 2 people to put it together, they fail to tell you that, oh hey, you shouldn't be sleeping with the other person. Cause once its done? Yea, you're not going to be for a bit.
Also, why do you have what appears to be a waffle iron and toaster in your bedroom, but books in the kitchen?
Also where the fuck is that place in the Gmaps photo?
A small Deadpool figure is the only decoration I own.
The rest is just empty surfaces and walls. Not a single ornament or picture.
I only keep stuff I actually need.
Currently waiting for this poster to arrive.
Have you seen the new posters done in a similar style? They're much more threatening :?
Where were you able to pick it up?
Are you talking about the new police ones telling us how they're our friend?
ziplock, google "keep calm and carry on"
Yeah, but when I first saw them, it's totally not the impression that I got
For reference:
I enjoy it when I am at someones else place and they have lots of clutter, but I just can't have that at home.
STRENGTH THROUGH UNITY
Paintings are hardly clutter.
IF YOU SUSPECT
YOU MUST REPORT
Did I see a holiday special beer box
ONLY ONE FONT
I am seriously beginning to have suspicions that Triple Run is a robot
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I have a Casablanca publicity shot in storage, because Casablanca is fantastic. It was that or Abe Lincoln, so it had to stay in the States. Yours is a little snazzier, though. Mine is black and white with Ilsa, Rick and Victor in front of the Cafe Americain.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
It's not what you think! Those books are hollow. They're just filled with tranny porn and crack, I swear.
Both of those shelves are basically in the kitchen. The shelf next to the fridge and the one with the toaster on it are right next to each other at a 90 degree angle. My apartment is comically tiny.
The family farm in New Mexico. Hopefully I'll only be there for a month or two until one of the libraries I've applied at gets back to me. Until then, it's back to building fence and bailing hay.
and these
And I'm gonna have to get a bunch of bookshelves, between my collection of books and comics and RPG sourcebooks and the girlfriends own book collection we need a lot.
Also, I can finally frame and hang up a number of sketches and prints I've had laying around.
You always forget the matching jumpsuits!