I have what I would call a crevace on the tip of my right thumb, but it was 99% calloused skin so it didn't bleed too much.
I once tore my eyelid open on a sharp corner of a wall
I once got stabbed between my thumb and index finger with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor.
I once had my nose broken and a piece of my upper lip was torn and hanging down past my chin.
I once got a 5 inch gash above my right hip from falling on ice.
I once chopped off a chunk of my thumb cleaning a knife.
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edited December 2009
yeah I kept saying things to defend my poor knives at the ER
the doctor said I was the fifth knife-slicing-off-part-of-a-finger injury in a row that night, I guess everybody goes hog wild with new knives on christmas
When I couldn't run track because of my fucked up knees the coach told me to rub vagisil on them and to ask my girlfriend to please give me my balls back from out of her purse.
yeah, it may sound trivial, but really sharp knives are really damn sharp.. like, don't ever even think about forgetting about that fact while using them, no matter how long you've done it
still got a nice scar on my right ring finger from the one time I forgot
In the past few months I've gotten a good share of things stuck in my feet, from staples (the larger ones) to tiny nails to a huge nail that only pricked the bottom of my foot through my inch and a half thick timberland sole.
I always wanted a skate board
I BEGGED my parents for weeks and months to buy me one
then, after almost half a year of begging, I got one
Finally, my big day
I drove around for ten minutes before falling on concrete, tearing open my knee and elbow, causing scars still visible today
This was 20 years ago or so
Never touched that board again..
One year I got shot right before Christmas, My mother had to come pick me up at the ER and since I was only 15, she had to explain to the Police that "these things happen to him a lot"
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RankenphilePassersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, ModeratorMod Emeritus
edited December 2009
gunna let you in on a little secret: bones heal, chicks dig scars and America has the best nurse to stuntman ratio in the world
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WhiteZinfandelYour insidesLet me show you themRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Hmm.
It wasn't me, but two years ago my brother had a slow leak from his ruptured appendix from the beginning of December. He finally went in to the ER on... the 15th? Didn't get out of the hospital till the 23rd, and he still had a little drainage bag. One of the cards he wrote said "To Dad, From The Lame Horse".
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ahhh now I'm thinking about it AHHHHH
But, anyways, hope you're okay!
you should do infomercials for the brand
I once tore my eyelid open on a sharp corner of a wall
I once got stabbed between my thumb and index finger with a 40oz bottle of malt liquor.
I once had my nose broken and a piece of my upper lip was torn and hanging down past my chin.
I once got a 5 inch gash above my right hip from falling on ice.
I once chopped off a chunk of my thumb cleaning a knife.
the doctor said I was the fifth knife-slicing-off-part-of-a-finger injury in a row that night, I guess everybody goes hog wild with new knives on christmas
I cut my thumb on a meat slicer pretty bad once, went right through the tendon and had to get that shit reattached to regain movement.
But I never cut off an entire section of a digit.
Did they give you percocet? They gave me percocet.
That was a thing. Didn't see any bones though.
So yeah, sorry to hear that.
This year, the worst I've done is fall on my ass. A lot. Like I forgot how to walk on snow/ice suddenly after 20 years of living here.
Word, I've been acting like I've never seen ice on the ground before.
plz advise
I got one measly vicodin, but they tried to send me out with just ibuprofen
I was like listen
if nothing else that'll make this an especially memorable christmas, though
ahahahahahahahahhh
i'm not sure if it functioned as a warning or a recommendation
still got a nice scar on my right ring finger from the one time I forgot
Roommate bought some Henkel knives a while ago and I'm cutting things and look down and oh hey my thumb is bleeding a whole lot
I BEGGED my parents for weeks and months to buy me one
then, after almost half a year of begging, I got one
Finally, my big day
I drove around for ten minutes before falling on concrete, tearing open my knee and elbow, causing scars still visible today
This was 20 years ago or so
Never touched that board again..
My uncle dropped a rather large knife point down, and it barely missed his foot yesterday. That was pretty freaky.
One year I got shot right before Christmas, My mother had to come pick me up at the ER and since I was only 15, she had to explain to the Police that "these things happen to him a lot"
hahaha this is pretty terrific
Those things are made for slicing finger tips. I won't touch one without a glove or that plastic guard.
you got a sick wicked scar for christmas?
that's metal as fuck
chicks dig scars
hell yes!
It wasn't me, but two years ago my brother had a slow leak from his ruptured appendix from the beginning of December. He finally went in to the ER on... the 15th? Didn't get out of the hospital till the 23rd, and he still had a little drainage bag. One of the cards he wrote said "To Dad, From The Lame Horse".