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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I was climbing up some wooden stairs once, slipped, and hit the middle of my calf on the edge of a step

    didn't think much of it until a few hours later when I took off my pants to go to bed and OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    gunna let you in on a little secret: bones heal, chicks dig scars and America has the best nurse to stuntman ratio in the world

    I appreciate this

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I got a new knife set for Christmas. Totally going to cut something off :(

    Also my cat scratched me when I was back home for Christmas because he is a dick.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't know how I can hurt myself on my presents

    I guess I could try and slice the webs between my fingers with an itunes card

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    I was climbing up some wooden stairs once, slipped, and hit the middle of my calf on the edge of a step

    didn't think much of it until a few hours later when I took off my pants to go to bed and OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?

    Congratulation! You're a woman!

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    it ended up healing over the scab so there's still this weird brown splotch on my calf

    shut up jerk

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have a liver tumor dying off in my abdomen

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    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    oh dang, I'm grossing myself out just thinking about your zombie finger!

    my dad did something like this to his right index finger with a motorcycle chain once

    he said the end of his finger looked like when you pick a raspberry off the vine

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have a liver tumor dying off in my abdomen

    at least it's dying

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    well on the bright side the pinky is the least useful finger

    at worst WaM's gonna have some trouble drinking tea properly or maybe playing guitar hero

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My brother inlaw gave my mom a set of Wustof knives with the instructions USE WITH EXTREME CARE written on the box in very large lettering.. she's notorious for chopping off fingers, arms, heads etc... with those damn things.

    She's got that beat though... One christmas when I was a kid, after opening all our gifts, the family went for a walk with the dogs, my mother wearing her new jacket. One of the dogs saw a squirrel or something and bolted off, pulling my mother straight down on her face, her 2 front teeth chipped off on the sidewalk... and tearing a couple good holes in her new jacket, among other scrapes and bruises.. the teeth was the worst though.. ouch. That was a pretty lousy f'ing christmas day for her...

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit, I hope that heals okay.

    Not nearly as impressive, but I was cutting up some foamcore and cardstock textures out to make D&D tiles, and cut my fingertip fairly deep after a while. I went to go wash up, and only then did I notice that a bunch of my fingers had little scars on them from earlier cuts.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have a liver tumor dying off in my abdomen
    at least it's dying
    I was bleeding internally quite a bit until they embolized the bleeders and cut of its blood supply.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have a liver tumor dying off in my abdomen
    at least it's dying
    I was bleeding internally quite a bit until they embolized the bleeders and cut of its blood supply.

    Well shit, susie, try not dying why don't ya

    <3

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The worst is that veal boy isn't even allowed to visit the hospital due to swine-flu bullshit.
    People over 18 get it, too!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wam plz advise

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    The worst kitchen injury I had was a steam burn on my pinky. The whole thing past the knuckle turned puffy and white. It was so painful I had to lay down for a while, I felt like a big pussy for it too.

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    The worst kitchen injury I had was a steam burn on my pinky. The whole thing past the knuckle turned puffy and white. It was so painful I had to lay down for a while, I felt like a big pussy for it too.

    look on the bright side

    in only nine horrible finger burns, you'll be the perfect spy

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    TheStig wrote: »
    The worst kitchen injury I had was a steam burn on my pinky. The whole thing past the knuckle turned puffy and white. It was so painful I had to lay down for a while, I felt like a big pussy for it too.

    walk it off faggot

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Until you light your hands on fire like I have multiple times at work, I don't want to hear about pinky burns. Also, getting still molten glass on your arm hurts like a motherfucker too, even after burning through your safety gear.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have a liver tumor dying off in my abdomen
    at least it's dying
    I was bleeding internally quite a bit until they embolized the bleeders and cut of its blood supply.

    Well shit, susie, try not dying why don't ya

    <3
    as long as I don't get an infection(my fever just needs to go down before they clear me)

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wam did you get those knives on my recommendation

    plz advise

    oh no they were a present from my mom! she got me like 8 of em and one of those nice knife blocks that rests them horizontally

    I made two incisions into the onion before slicing my finger

    mom made me promise to take a knife class :(

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You should get some chainmail gloves.

    And some armour.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I work in a kitchen sometimes so I chop onions sometimes

    out of everything I chop at that job I think onions have the most potential for finger slicings

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    How terrible is it that I want to see a picture?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My worst kitchen injury was splashing a large amount of boiling oil on my arm.


    Yeah that was un fun

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    we've been meaning to get some good sharp knives
    i think if a knife cuts a pinky off, it's good enough to cut a butternut squash up
    i will search them out

    mully on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When I was 3 I crammed a peanut up my nose while pretending to be a dragon or something, and we had to go to the emergency room. While we were in the waiting room I sneezed and the peanut shot out onto my lap. I promptly ate the peanut.

    I think it was Christmas eve.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I desperately need a good chef's knife. But I know my shithorse roommate would use it to clean the garbage disposal or try to sharpen it with a cinder block or something.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tonkka wrote: »
    When I was 3 I crammed a peanut up my nose while pretending to be a dragon or something, and we had to go to the emergency room. While we were in the waiting room I sneezed and the peanut shot out onto my lap. I promptly ate the peanut.

    I think it was Christmas eve.

    haha

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  • ArangArang Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I desperately need a good chef's knife. But I know my shithorse roommate would use it to clean the garbage disposal or try to sharpen it with a cinder block or something.

    sounds like you know what to cut first

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My sister in law is due to have a baby today

    so I don't know maybe I'll go to the emergency room?

    #pipe on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bring some myrrh.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    knives are actually safer when they're sharp, so you're not struggling against some piece of flesh and end up yanking the knife into your hand or other body part.

    that being said, if you're going to lop off a piece of your philanges, you might as well do it with a Wusthof.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    how much pinky? like an inch? 1/8 an inch? did it get reattached?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You should get some chainmail gloves.

    And some armour.

    they actually make chainmail gloves specifically for butchers, generally when working with fish

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I desperately need a good chef's knife. But I know my shithorse roommate would use it to clean the garbage disposal or try to sharpen it with a cinder block or something.

    For Christmas a few years ago I got a decent pot and pan set (the ones I had before were all gutted on the bottom etc).

    One night I am walking into the kitchen as my roommate is making mac and cheese, to stir it though he is using a fork, scratching the bottom of the pan.

    Roommates just don't appreciate nice things.

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    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Barcardi wrote: »
    how much pinky? like an inch? 1/8 an inch? did it get reattached?

    it goes from the pink part of my nail diagonally down the pad, a big ol chunk

    like a quarter inch of it was flopping around I think (I couldn't look at it once it got really bloody)

    and yeah they reattached it, which is why it looks like a zombie finger

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My mother lost the tip of her finger to a glass vase that shattered while she was washing it. They sewed it back on and she, too, had a "white booger" for awhile until it was clear that it was way too swollen to be healthy.

    As it turned out a day or so later, scar tissue had formed under the wound and was preventing it from healing properly.

    She had to go back to the doctor and have the finger cut open and the scar tissue scraped out and then have the finger sewn back together or else the tip of the finger was going to die and rot.


    So WaM, what I am saying is be careful with your re-attached nub. Make sure it looks like it's healing properly.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    do you have to do weird pinky exercises to get it to heal properly

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