Thanatos: I'd be an insta-sith as well because Jedi are pretentious emotionless dickheads.
fuck yes
fuck the authoritan and puritanical jedi
freedom all the way
go sith!
It has nothing to do with the philosophy, and everything to do with the fact that while I'm in line at the DMV, I can just go "lady, you're done, you don't need to keep talking to the dude," and she'd just leave.
I would be using that every goddamn day, for inane, selfish bullshit; there's just no way I could resist the temptation.
You are really not thinking big enough.
I'd use it to mold the world and society into my liking.
We would all live incredibly efficient and productive lives and crime would be non-existent.
Except artistically awesome crimes like graffiti and robbing banks with ultra-style. They may stay.
I would start out saying that was my goal - I may even believe it myself
but it would just end up with me living in a floating castle while the world tears itself apart below
My primary goals to begin with would be 1) finding a source of limitless energy. All moneys would be poured into this.
..well, all military moneys cause education and healthcare are important whereas military is not.
and 2) creating a self-sustaining system of government that does not actually require constant surveillance to continue functioning in a beneficial way.
Then I would go live in my floating castle of awesome and come down every couple of hundred of years to make sure things haven't gone to shit - if they have then begin again from scratch.
half the money on the forces of oppression, the other half on making me immortal
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PasserbyeI am much older than you.in Beach CityRegistered Userregular
if you like emptiness, shitty politics, and despair
So, there is this fancy dress party, and the theme is that everybody has to come dressed as an emotion. The host answers the door and standing there are two guys, stark naked but for the fact that one has his genitals in a bowl of custard, and the other has his cock jammed into a pear. She asks "What the hell are you supposed to be?"
"I'm fucking disgusted, and he's come in despair".
If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
I'd think I'd prefer your regime to daxon's because I think both would end equally badly but yours would be more honest
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So Mark Madoff was clueless and incompetent if he didn't realize the huge rate of return on his money meant something was up, but all the people who invested and got near 100% ROR on their money were just innocent pawns? Come on than, you can't have it both ways.
There's a different standard between "executive employee/son" and "investor." I'm not saying that the dudes who committed suicide didn't fuck up; they did. However, that doesn't make them complicit in fraud. Such is not the case for Mark Madoff.
Japan I have told that joke in [chat] before and you are missing out half the build up. First there's a guy who turns up wearing a pink jumpsuit who says he's 'tickled pink', and another guy who turns up painted green who's 'green with envy'.
if you like emptiness, shitty politics, and despair
So, there is this fancy dress party, and the theme is that everybody has to come dressed as an emotion. The host answers the door and standing there are two guys, stark naked but for the fact that one has his genitals in a bowl of custard, and the other has his cock jammed into a pear. She asks "What the hell are you supposed to be?"
"I'm fucking disgusted, and he's come in despair".
Japan I have told that joke in [chat] before and you are missing out half the build up. First there's a guy who turns up wearing a pink jumpsuit who says he's 'tickled pink', and another guy who turns up painted green who's 'green with envy'.
I can't even remember where I heard it, and only half remember it. For some reason Senj's mention of despair brought it to mind.
If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
I'd think I'd prefer your regime to daxon's because I think both would end equally badly but yours would be more honest
My floating castle of awesome and its World Government AI would be very honest.
I truly believe people are incapable of governing themselves in large groups.
If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
i doubt it
i used to hear from christians all the time that "if i didn't believe that i was gonna be accountable for my actions in the afterlife i would just kill kill kill rape rape rape erryday"
but they wouldn't. we set up a lot of excuses for why we do what we do i think.
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If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
We did that already, it was called the Roman Empire.
If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
I'd think I'd prefer your regime to daxon's because I think both would end equally badly but yours would be more honest
My floating castle of awesome and its World Government AI would be very honest.
I truly believe people are incapable of governing themselves in large groups.
you just have mind powers you're not god
you can't just go bam everything's nice now
or, well, you can force everyone to think that it is, though
Japan I have told that joke in [chat] before and you are missing out half the build up. First there's a guy who turns up wearing a pink jumpsuit who says he's 'tickled pink', and another guy who turns up painted green who's 'green with envy'.
I can't even remember where I heard it, and only half remember it. For some reason Senj's mention of despair brought it to mind.
Too late for that now. My lawyer has been contacted and a suit accusing you of plagarism of a joke I heard somewhere else and then repeated is underway.
Through it all, I would maintain awareness. That voice in their mind that goes "No, that's too painful/demeaning/fatal!" would still be there loud and clear, and I would probably make a point to be able to "hear" it even as in body they would bow and scrape and beg to destroy themselves and those they love for my passing amusement.
No one would ever believe that life under my rule is great, but they would all be forced to act like it was the height of joy.
I would keep a small group of "priviliged" friends. They would probably be made to believe that I want them to think they have free will, but they'd always doubt it and backstab and frame eachother just to get in my good books, when really I wouldn't care and at a whim I would send them to join any of the other humans for the knife-eating competitions. During the day they would pretend to love being my chosen ally and at night they would lose sleep convincing themselves that it is great and much better than the alternative.
What I hate is when you drop the uber shit and then clog the toilet, its like "WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME COLON!"
It's a pretty awesome feeling when you shoot out like a 4 foot long unbroken snake tho
I dunno that kind of thing for me is like puking, same kind of feeling in my stomach while I exert. I also worry I'll blow a blood vessel and bam die with half a shit still in my poop shute.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
i doubt it
i used to hear from christians all the time that "if i didn't believe that i was gonna be accountable for my actions in the afterlife i would just kill kill kill rape rape rape erryday"
but they wouldn't. we set up a lot of excuses for why we do what we do i think.
I'd probably just become a massive recluse.
Live in a village of max 1000 people somewhere nice and warm but with mountains so you can go up them if you feel a bit hot. Live the simple life.
If I had Jedi mind powers, I would abuse them so bad. Mind control is too awesome to resist. I'd start with the mundane, like getting free shit at the grocery store or speeding up lines. From there I'd move on to creating decadent pleasure galas. By the end, I'd have human furniture and human puppet shows ranging from the quaint to the violent to the disturbingly erotic. I'd make powerful people step in front of cars and I'd make parents drown their children, just because life would become so meaningless to me and the next vile amusement would be the only thing left to live for.
i doubt it
i used to hear from christians all the time that "if i didn't believe that i was gonna be accountable for my actions in the afterlife i would just kill kill kill rape rape rape erryday"
but they wouldn't. we set up a lot of excuses for why we do what we do i think.
yes, but seriously - if you had basically absolute power over people
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i knew this day would come.
half the money on the forces of oppression, the other half on making me immortal
Hehehe. :^:
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If the problem is stairs, I'm imagining a series of wooden planks that can be used to create an incline where you can just slide it down.
did you not keep the original packaging
poor Ruth who lived in the lap of luxury for decades off of stolen money
I'd think I'd prefer your regime to daxon's because I think both would end equally badly but yours would be more honest
and mosquitoes
and meth
don't forget meth
You cut the minority vote in half by leaving
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You're thinking of Hawaii
I tend to wake up half way to the train station, of a morning.
People do meth in Hawaii?
I mean I can almost understand mind alerting drugs if you live in Alaska or Eastern Washington but Hawaii?
I can't even remember where I heard it, and only half remember it. For some reason Senj's mention of despair brought it to mind.
What I hate is when you drop the uber shit and then clog the toilet, its like "WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME COLON!"
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My floating castle of awesome and its World Government AI would be very honest.
I truly believe people are incapable of governing themselves in large groups.
So you'd start posting on /b/?
Yeah, it is a big problem here in Hawaii.
I fell asleep again half-way through
i doubt it
i used to hear from christians all the time that "if i didn't believe that i was gonna be accountable for my actions in the afterlife i would just kill kill kill rape rape rape erryday"
but they wouldn't. we set up a lot of excuses for why we do what we do i think.
I kept the foam blocks. the box was the size of a small house and I had to cut it up to get the TV out anyway.
It's a pretty awesome feeling when you shoot out like a 4 foot long unbroken snake tho
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you just have mind powers you're not god
you can't just go bam everything's nice now
or, well, you can force everyone to think that it is, though
Too late for that now. My lawyer has been contacted and a suit accusing you of plagarism of a joke I heard somewhere else and then repeated is underway.
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when that happens i always blame it on frankie
i am like
jesus girl you are using too much toilet paper
you are clogging up the toilet
No one would ever believe that life under my rule is great, but they would all be forced to act like it was the height of joy.
I would keep a small group of "priviliged" friends. They would probably be made to believe that I want them to think they have free will, but they'd always doubt it and backstab and frame eachother just to get in my good books, when really I wouldn't care and at a whim I would send them to join any of the other humans for the knife-eating competitions. During the day they would pretend to love being my chosen ally and at night they would lose sleep convincing themselves that it is great and much better than the alternative.
I dunno that kind of thing for me is like puking, same kind of feeling in my stomach while I exert. I also worry I'll blow a blood vessel and bam die with half a shit still in my poop shute.
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I'd probably just become a massive recluse.
Live in a village of max 1000 people somewhere nice and warm but with mountains so you can go up them if you feel a bit hot. Live the simple life.
yes, but seriously - if you had basically absolute power over people
you could do whatever you wanted
I think that would end badly
This seemed appropriate
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You are a treasure will, do you own a dog to blame it for your farts?
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