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witness the thickness as I kick this
my labias are puffy like two queen-sized pillows
It helps counterbalance the sheer mass of my rippling biceps. You know, like a tripod.
Eddy have you have had a huge dong probe you?
sometimes it hurts when the cervix is hit
it's not "hot" to be in pain from that
Love and respect with gentle confidence and a medium pace.
except it's not really a headache, it's more like someone expanded a balloon back there
I keep reflexively swallowing and blowing my nose to clear it but nothing comes out
I hope this isn't, like, a pending stroke
Actual Play: Mage: the Awakening - At the Edge of All Things
And everyone there is like 1,000 years old.
living off the state
This is actually me irl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30GD25un0XQ
In comparison to some of Damien Hirst's work, sculpting Petra out of an encylopaedia is old hat.
Does it bother your vagina when the well-endowed southern gentleman pound dat?
i know right?
and it's not exactly awesome running into cervix either
it's like
sorry baby
guess i need to find a girl with a bigger vagina
Marilyn Monroe on Errol Flyyn's penis:
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
living large off the state, you mean
He didn't know that it was because his penis was the shape of a volcano. Actually, he had to have known. When your dick is shaped like a cone and people call you volcano, you make the connection. Which kind of begs the question as to why he embraced it.
It sucks when it hurts. But when it's done right, it's awesome.
The most appropriate avatar/post combination ever?
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Chicks dug that hot eruption.
le sigh
Shave and a haircut.
In my experience, any interaction with the cervix ends in people complaining and walking funny and you feeling bad about yourself.
You can't do it instantly. You have to build up to it.
It's actually the beat to "It's a Long Road to Tipperary"
she liked you
she had a lot of fun meeting all my friends but it was a bit overwhelming
but yes she was a hit
Wait. For real now. Virgin in the room. Is that an actual problem?
if you were a ginger, they probably wouldn't let you in
Send a telegram to the cervix, just to let it know you're planning to drop by later.
Then show up an hour late, so it has time to think about what's coming.
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
Oh Pam.
I feel like, for one man, I have seen far too much blood come out of vaginas first-hand.