Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

Lost Salient · November 2011

Also I like that ginseng candy, but then, I also like the nurungji-flavored candy and that's basically just toasted rice taste.

Blake T · November 2011

Ginger candy is the best candy from Asia.

But shit, it's just fun to go into a store and buy random shit not knowing the language and then go, "oh, I'm eating dehydrated olives."

MetroidZoid · November 2011

Yeah, I know you guys are all here for me. It helps to think about it.

Really, at this point it's been so long and dragged out, there's been so many fights, that I'm just out of emotion. Does that make sense? I just don't feel well anything right now. My family life is screwed up enough as it is right now, hell my mom's in a serious depression, my dad is leaving for Thanksgiving (like, to go see friends), and my little brother still at home is having a hell of a time dealing with my frequently-batshit-crazy parents. And damn that I have to work Black Friday or I'd drive down to see my sister in Cali.

But yeah, thanks guys for the support. I think I'll be okay. I hope so. Definitely going to be spending a lot more time at my friends' houses in the next few months.

#pipe · November 2011

I feel bad posting about receiving a haul after that news, Metroid. That really sucks and I'm sorry.

Tonkka · November 2011

I also hate all of these people.

Blake T · November 2011

Pipe seeing hauls cheers everyone up. Post away!

Blake T · November 2011

OH GEE PIPE WHAT DID YOU GET?

(I think I know what you got)

MetroidZoid · November 2011

#pipe wrote:

I feel bad posting about receiving a haul after that news, Metroid. That really sucks and I'm sorry.

Please, don't. I actually feel better participating in this because every Satan's veteran knows how much fun it is to buy something for a internet-friend and then there's the wait. I'm enjoying this year's gifting as much as any, don't let me bring the party down.

Blake T · November 2011

Also now we can get you hookers metroid and you won't need to hide them until you kill them!

Iloveslimes · November 2011

Metroid, I know some of what you're going through. It takes a while, but after all the fighting and bullshit, it is better that it's over. If you need to vent about details, feel free to pm me.

#pipe · November 2011

But hey everyone I just received a haul!

I put down my parents place as a delivery address as I live in an apartment building with an outdoor, communal mail area and I'm not comfortable having packages there unguarded. But this morning after I got to work I got a phonecall from my mum saying a package had arrived for me! And the day before my birthday! My Satan is so thoughtful.

I hauled ass there right after work and sure enough, waiting by the back door

I tore that motherfucker asunder to find a shit load of packing peanuts, and buried therein

RAD! But we're not done yet! Inside the parcel there was also this

What could be inside??? I cut the tape and unveiled

Yeah! That's a good haul. I'm happy. But wait, this bag is still too heavy for packing peanuts. I rummaged around and found something...

OH MAN! It's a genuine Merkur Long Handled Safety Razor and a bunch of different blades to try out! SO AWESOME! I am going to so proudly and comfortably take this moustache off in a couple weeks.

But I don't know who you are! The package came from Melbourne but had no forum handle or note inside... WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR?

Blake T · November 2011

MELBOURNE HEY?

#pipe · November 2011

That's what it said on the parcel?

Vivixenne · November 2011

I totally know who your Satan is and I shall sit here smug in this knowledge until he or she deigns to inform you

Tox · November 2011

Margarazzi wrote:

ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

Legba -> zucchini

Moriveth -> Rolo

Naphtali -> . (plut)

Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

??? -> lostwords

e: because I just remembered lostwords got cupcakes

Okami · November 2011

oh on the subject of candies to our hearts, satan you should get me a giant thing of andes mint chocolates

or just any really good mint chocolates

I really like mint chocolates <3

Caulk Bite 6 · November 2011

I will eat just about anything, so long as it's meant to be eaten.

Weaver · November 2011

OMG #pipe!

SHAVING BUDDIES

I use my granddad's old razor that he gave to me around 15 years ago.

Spoiler:

Zonugal · November 2011

Dear Satan,

Screw candy, this is what my heart truly desires.

Sincerely,
Zonugal

Caulk Bite 6 · November 2011

used chewing gum?

Weaver · November 2011

Please do not send me food.

Zonugal · November 2011

Caulk Bite 6 wrote:

used chewing gum?

You have to go deeper.

Blake T · November 2011

Weaver sustains himself on booze and cigarettes only.

Tef · November 2011

You can sen chocolates and lollies to Australia, right? Just like reese's pieces and stuff like that

Weaver · November 2011

I don't smoke. And I didn't mean to sound rude, I'm just very picky about food because I have very sensitive teeth and most food gifts are candies, which I wouldn't be able to eat.

By all means send me smoked salmons or Stale's ribs packaged on dry ice.

Zonugal · November 2011

You heard the man, rock candy is it!

Blake T · November 2011

Prepackaged stuff is fine alex.

Caulk Bite 6 · November 2011

Tef wrote:

You can sen chocolates and lollies to Australia, right? Just like reese's pieces and stuff like that

Yes, totally. just be mindful of the package weight, and that speediness is expensive.

Okami · November 2011

oh god salmon

satan please send me a giant box of salmon because there are few things I love more than salmon

Blake T · November 2011

What about hugs?

Okami · November 2011

hugs are great

I like hugs

Caulk Bite 6 · November 2011

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bwanie · November 2011

Caulk Bite 6 wrote:

I will eat just about anything, so long as it's meant to be eaten.

Oh you forgot to specify by what.
so basically anything but polymers and sillicum is fair game folks!

Blake T · November 2011

Vivienne and I just bought like ten packets of tim tams.

Keith · November 2011

I saw the one-pound Reese's Cups again (well, they're two half-pound cups)

now they're $14

They were $7 like two years ago

DrZiplock · November 2011

ceres wrote:

I live not very far from Hershey.

When I think of Hershey, I think of Kisses.

And blood, but that's a different story.

Should have come when we got everyone together for the HersheyPAX a few years ago.

But nooooooo...

Legba · November 2011

Lost Salient wrote:

Korean candy pretty much sucks so it's only good to send people as a joke

"Ha ha! This is what you could be eating in a pinch! Tiny dried fish and some peanuts!"

You sent me some last year, and it was delicious! (Although I did giggle quite badly as I was eating it.)

Lost Salient · November 2011

Legba wrote:

Lost Salient wrote:

Korean candy pretty much sucks so it's only good to send people as a joke

"Ha ha! This is what you could be eating in a pinch! Tiny dried fish and some peanuts!"

You sent me some last year, and it was delicious! (Although I did giggle quite badly as I was eating it.)

Yes, it appears that some people quite enjoy the dried-fish-and-nut side of snacking! (Glad you liked the snacks, though, seriously.)

The Lovely Bastard · November 2011

lost salient, send me the most hilarious misrepresentation of america you can find in korea

I know there has to be something

Blake T · November 2011

You know how I said I was trying to get everything in metric TLB?

I succeeded.

Going to send it to an American.

Hope you like stuff ordered by thousands!

Penny Arcade

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