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Secret Satan 2011: Satans sent! Let the Giftening begin

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Also I like that ginseng candy, but then, I also like the nurungji-flavored candy and that's basically just toasted rice taste.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Ginger candy is the best candy from Asia.

    But shit, it's just fun to go into a store and buy random shit not knowing the language and then go, "oh, I'm eating dehydrated olives."

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    Yeah, I know you guys are all here for me. It helps to think about it.

    Really, at this point it's been so long and dragged out, there's been so many fights, that I'm just out of emotion. Does that make sense? I just don't feel well anything right now. My family life is screwed up enough as it is right now, hell my mom's in a serious depression, my dad is leaving for Thanksgiving (like, to go see friends), and my little brother still at home is having a hell of a time dealing with my frequently-batshit-crazy parents. And damn that I have to work Black Friday or I'd drive down to see my sister in Cali.

    But yeah, thanks guys for the support. I think I'll be okay. I hope so. Definitely going to be spending a lot more time at my friends' houses in the next few months.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I feel bad posting about receiving a haul after that news, Metroid. That really sucks and I'm sorry.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I also hate all of these people.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Pipe seeing hauls cheers everyone up. Post away!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    OH GEE PIPE WHAT DID YOU GET?

    (I think I know what you got)

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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    I feel bad posting about receiving a haul after that news, Metroid. That really sucks and I'm sorry.

    Please, don't. I actually feel better participating in this because every Satan's veteran knows how much fun it is to buy something for a internet-friend and then there's the wait. I'm enjoying this year's gifting as much as any, don't let me bring the party down.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Also now we can get you hookers metroid and you won't need to hide them until you kill them!

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  • IloveslimesIloveslimes Shoreline, WARegistered User regular
    Metroid, I know some of what you're going through. It takes a while, but after all the fighting and bullshit, it is better that it's over. If you need to vent about details, feel free to pm me.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    But hey everyone I just received a haul!

    I put down my parents place as a delivery address as I live in an apartment building with an outdoor, communal mail area and I'm not comfortable having packages there unguarded. But this morning after I got to work I got a phonecall from my mum saying a package had arrived for me! And the day before my birthday! My Satan is so thoughtful.

    I hauled ass there right after work and sure enough, waiting by the back door
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    I tore that motherfucker asunder to find a shit load of packing peanuts, and buried therein

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    RAD! But we're not done yet! Inside the parcel there was also this

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    What could be inside??? I cut the tape and unveiled

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    Yeah! That's a good haul. I'm happy. But wait, this bag is still too heavy for packing peanuts. I rummaged around and found something...

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    OH MAN! It's a genuine Merkur Long Handled Safety Razor and a bunch of different blades to try out! SO AWESOME! I am going to so proudly and comfortably take this moustache off in a couple weeks.

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    But I don't know who you are! The package came from Melbourne but had no forum handle or note inside... WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    MELBOURNE HEY?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    That's what it said on the parcel?

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  • VivixenneVivixenne I will protect the innocent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I totally know who your Satan is and I shall sit here smug in this knowledge until he or she deigns to inform you

    Vivixenne on
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  • ToxTox I kill threads All around me familiar facesRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Margarazzi wrote:
    ShimSham -> Stale/2 -> Romanian My Escutcheon

    Legba -> zucchini

    Moriveth -> Rolo

    Naphtali -> . (plut)

    Caulk Bite 6 -> Centipede Damascus

    ??? -> #pipe -> Platypus Beirut

    ??? -> Antimatter -> Wombat!!/2/3

    ??? -> The Geebs That Is A Pony

    ??? -> lostwords

    e: because I just remembered lostwords got cupcakes


    Tox on
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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    oh on the subject of candies to our hearts, satan you should get me a giant thing of andes mint chocolates

    or just any really good mint chocolates





    I really like mint chocolates <3

    Okami on
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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    OMG #pipe!

    SHAVING BUDDIES

    I use my granddad's old razor that he gave to me around 15 years ago.
    Spoiler:

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    Dear Satan,

    Screw candy, this is what my heart truly desires.

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    Sincerely,
    Zonugal

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    Please do not send me food.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    used chewing gum?

    You have to go deeper.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Weaver sustains himself on booze and cigarettes only.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    You can sen chocolates and lollies to Australia, right? Just like reese's pieces and stuff like that

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    I don't smoke. And I didn't mean to sound rude, I'm just very picky about food because I have very sensitive teeth and most food gifts are candies, which I wouldn't be able to eat.

    By all means send me smoked salmons or Stale's ribs packaged on dry ice.

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  • ZonugalZonugal Registered User regular
    You heard the man, rock candy is it!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Prepackaged stuff is fine alex.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    Tef wrote:
    You can sen chocolates and lollies to Australia, right? Just like reese's pieces and stuff like that

    Yes, totally. just be mindful of the package weight, and that speediness is expensive.

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    oh god salmon


    satan please send me a giant box of salmon because there are few things I love more than salmon

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    What about hugs?

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    hugs are great


    I like hugs

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    I will eat just about anything, so long as it's meant to be eaten.

    Oh you forgot to specify by what.
    so basically anything but polymers and sillicum is fair game folks!

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    Vivienne and I just bought like ten packets of tim tams.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I saw the one-pound Reese's Cups again (well, they're two half-pound cups)

    now they're $14

    They were $7 like two years ago

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    ceres wrote:
    I live not very far from Hershey.

    When I think of Hershey, I think of Kisses.

    And blood, but that's a different story.

    Should have come when we got everyone together for the HersheyPAX a few years ago.

    But nooooooo...

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
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  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Korean candy pretty much sucks so it's only good to send people as a joke

    "Ha ha! This is what you could be eating in a pinch! Tiny dried fish and some peanuts!"

    You sent me some last year, and it was delicious! (Although I did giggle quite badly as I was eating it.)

    Legba on
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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    Legba wrote:
    Korean candy pretty much sucks so it's only good to send people as a joke

    "Ha ha! This is what you could be eating in a pinch! Tiny dried fish and some peanuts!"

    You sent me some last year, and it was delicious! (Although I did giggle quite badly as I was eating it.)

    Yes, it appears that some people quite enjoy the dried-fish-and-nut side of snacking! (Glad you liked the snacks, though, seriously.)

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." DON'T FREAK OUT HAIL SATAN
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    lost salient, send me the most hilarious misrepresentation of america you can find in korea

    I know there has to be something

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    You know how I said I was trying to get everything in metric TLB?

    I succeeded.

    Going to send it to an American.

    Hope you like stuff ordered by thousands!

    Blake T on
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