StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I've been kind of meaning to get a record player, because while I'm a pretentious dick, I'm not that kind of pretentious dick yet
But then I'll go to the record store and see like, the Shaft soundtrack or something and decide that is probably the only thing I'd ever listen to on vinyl
Just, constantly on loop
So for my own sake, I haven't bought a record player, because I'm worried about what I'll do with it
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LasbrookIt takes a lot to make a stewWhen it comes to me and youRegistered Userregular
So I got a postcard in the mail today. Usually I only receive postcards every other Thursday so this must be the work of the devil!
So the postmark shows it's from Austin, it seems everyone in Texas is having their own Secret Satans this year. As for the identity that I still haven't figured out, I may have had my fair share of drinks today and am kinda tired. Some of them are kinda hard to see but the underlined letters are M,h,a,e,h,b,Five,A,n,E. I'm probably just missing something obvious, nobody who has signed up has names that are either outstandingly French sounding, have a 5 in them, or are respiration based. I tried shifting MhaehbAnE five letters over but that didn't leave any vowels. Nobody's name has that combination of letters either so there must be some sort of obfuscation.
I came home from work today (after working late) to find a package from Amazon! And for once it wasn't something I ordered!
But then I had to fix my dryer, which took a while.
Then I washed my hands twice because they were very dirty from fixing my dryer.
THEN I finally got to my package!
Chandler, aren't you excited?
Okay whatever. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
A gift! And a message! Does this mean there's more? This is already the second thing (after The Golden Compass, which I've started reading and I'm really enjoying so far)! Chandler isn't this great?
*sigh* Fine. I'll do this by myself.
Nice! You're right that this piqued my interest, but I've never actually gotten around to reading it (or buying it, which should probably come first), so thank you! I can't wait to curl up by the fireplace and read all about the horrors lurking in the darkness.
@Lasbrook Well, the postmark says it's from Austin, but what is the post card? I'm not saying I would mail someone a postcard in an envelope so that they could mail it from the wrong location to hide my true location.
Edit: So if anyone wants to confuse me in the future just rotate something 90 degrees
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
Looks like oyster mushrooms may be the easiest to 'farm' at your house. Button mushrooms are the most common and once you get them going you can keep harvesting one batch for like six months? But requires composted manure. Oyster mushrooms just need hay
Erin The RedThe Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMABaton Rouge, LARegistered Userregular
SATAN! I think I may be getting a Wii U for christmas. If you were on the fence and looking to spend some smash bros. money, well... maybe smash bros.?
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They've left two infonotices now and they have NOT attempted a delivery. They keep fucking just pasting it on my mailbox and then leaving. No knock, no nothing.
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But then I'll go to the record store and see like, the Shaft soundtrack or something and decide that is probably the only thing I'd ever listen to on vinyl
Just, constantly on loop
So for my own sake, I haven't bought a record player, because I'm worried about what I'll do with it
Man you guys have some weird looking onions
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you should text them!
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Yay!
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So the postmark shows it's from Austin, it seems everyone in Texas is having their own Secret Satans this year. As for the identity that I still haven't figured out, I may have had my fair share of drinks today and am kinda tired. Some of them are kinda hard to see but the underlined letters are M,h,a,e,h,b,Five,A,n,E. I'm probably just missing something obvious, nobody who has signed up has names that are either outstandingly French sounding, have a 5 in them, or are respiration based. I tried shifting MhaehbAnE five letters over but that didn't leave any vowels. Nobody's name has that combination of letters either so there must be some sort of obfuscation.
Steam
On the off chance that it's me, I've been away for a bit and I'm finally heading back home tomorrow (it being about 5:40pm now).
Kinda had a small getaway thing with my family.
Steam // Secret Satan
But then I had to fix my dryer, which took a while.
Then I washed my hands twice because they were very dirty from fixing my dryer.
THEN I finally got to my package!
Chandler, aren't you excited?
Okay whatever. WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
A gift! And a message! Does this mean there's more? This is already the second thing (after The Golden Compass, which I've started reading and I'm really enjoying so far)! Chandler isn't this great?
*sigh* Fine. I'll do this by myself.
Nice! You're right that this piqued my interest, but I've never actually gotten around to reading it (or buying it, which should probably come first), so thank you! I can't wait to curl up by the fireplace and read all about the horrors lurking in the darkness.
PM me and I'll text them for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhaehb5AnE doesn't work.
http://imgur.com/Mhaehb5AnE is a dead end too, I tried tacking on .gif and ,jpg too and nothing.
Steam
Edit: So if anyone wants to confuse me in the future just rotate something 90 degrees
but absolutely no worries, anything is groovy!
I really want you to open a package and it's a bunch of random books, but underneath them are edible mushrooms.
you know ....
I really want that too
I offered
Emote more or something
When I look at your cratered face, all I see is the rabbit
Also I feel like Frank Abagnale.
Steam
Edit: ahaha, good post card. I, too, loveit.
Also you have a shitload of mushrooms. So that's cool
Then the second salvo will be sent in January, when I can afford to properly sock-it to them.
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Your Satanee is Richard Nixon?
Did the package never actually get delivered?
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(it's a gimp suit)