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it's terrifying
pretty much you are paralyzed and it can start even before you're completely asleep and last till after you wake up
I have it too, and goddamn when I was on pain killers for my wisdom teeth I fucking tripped balls and started seeing shadow people and shit, I couldn't move or scream or anything
fuck
fuck oxycodone
D:
what the fuck dude
that sucks
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and one time my little brother tried to pee into the back of the recliner in his sleep
i love the morning salutes.
though i'm just coming out of nut surgery and now i wake up every morning in pain.
i got woken up by the smoke detector this morning. it's two feet away from my parents' bedroom and yet my dad didn't notice
whereas i got freaked out, put some pants on, and ran up the steps
the battery was just bad, though
Like, it takes me for fucking ever to get to sleep.
Then I wake up every couple of hours.
Unless I'm drunk.
I solved my own problem!
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I knew a girls who's little brother used to sleep piss into the ice box
also I once sleep-made my bed when I was 8
2 things are weird, aside from the doing it in my sleep
I had never made my bed and I made it so that my head was where my feet normally were
i've done that
my mom woke me up for school one day and asked me why i was sleeping the "wrong" way
and i said, "i dunno, i didn't go to sleep that way"
I also sleepwalk occasionally
I used to do it nightly as a kid, I would have adventures while I slept, I am told. Sitting down sand standing constantly, playing with toys annoying the dog, walking a dozen miles and falling asleep in a field. Good stuff
This is because I imagine you'd have great adventures when sleepwalking. Shit, if you were annoying dogs at a young age, I figure by now, you'd be so good at sleepwalking you'd be going to Vegas and picking up all sorts of money and girls along the way.
fag
Double fag.
it was after somebody mentioned the Mac boot camp thingy in a thread that day
and so I had a dream about a computer
and I have a fuzzy memory of half-waking, saying 'murbleh BOOT CAMP' and then going back to sleep
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I have a friend that does that, only it's like a half of a conversation.
One time, me and another friend were at his house, and he had passed out on the floor when we were watching a movie or something. So he wakes up, or so I thought, turns to me and in a look that I can only describe as a 'wants to fucking ruin you' and says, "OH! So I'm the toast, dancing?"
He promptly fell back asleep. After I realized that he did not in fact want to kick my ass, I turned to the other friend and we both just cracked up for a good 5 minutes.
During the laughing, he woke up again and started singing a auto-body repair companies t.v. jingle.
I JUST WA
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No, nah I don't really want Pooro to love me. I'll stop at double fag.
And, fun fact: both of my serious girlfriends have said the most ridiculous things in their sleep. My ex would deny that she was asleep profusely, to the point where she would say, completely clearly, "Yes, yes, I'm awake, I'll move to bed in a moment." So to show her sleeping self that she was actually asleep, I picked up her arm and let it fall a couple times, saying, "See, you're all limp." She replied with, "But, go limp? Isn't that what I'm supposed to do?"
She was finally awoken by me rolling back and laughing hysterically.
ahahahahaha, oh man. is the funniest thing.
my boyfriend woke up last night and said "mMMmmm runner" so i asked him 'what?' and he yelled "BRADERUNNER"
we watched bladerunner the other day and we've been talking about it a lot, so i guess it was on his mind, but it made me laugh really hard
i was laughing really hard, he's the kindest guy when awake but apparently he's a jerk in his sleep. i asked him what he was dreaming about, turns out i startled him while he was being tortured, the guys had been cutting off body parts. 'not my nipples' i must have brushed against them, haha
I don't know how many people I've told to fuck off or burn in hell
also, I was fucking terrified when my friend did that
like, he looked like I had backed over his grandmother and then squeezed out a brown biscuit in her open mouth or something
Then I just stumbled back into my room.