If you can't have sex with your friends and not worry about messy emotional attachments, who can you have sex with?
Microwave pizza? no seriously a friend showed me a video of a guy fucking a pizza on the internet. Disturbing.
Sure a friend showed you a video right... Won't give your girl a good ass rodgering but that pepperoni pizza is just asking for it having extra cheese like that?
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Richy, you haven't been around much lately. Everything okay?
Everything's fine Obo, thanks for asking. In fact, the reason I don't post much is that I'm super-busy with a half-dozen different things (none of which involve me getting laid, unfortunately). I've been travelling to job interviews and preparing my course next term while researching for a paper I want to write and advancing my research, and making job applications in my free time.
How are things with you? Still resisting the urge to kill your sister?
Yeah, she's alive. I'm spending my time effectively locked in the apartment, or running her errands, until Monday night when she's going to try and commit me again. Also medication, medication mishaps, near-death experiences, and an ever-growing string of rejections by doctors. Oh, also, AWOL bloodwork.
It's like, I avoided the system for a long time because the system had failed me, and now the system is failing harder.
Richy, you haven't been around much lately. Everything okay?
Everything's fine Obo, thanks for asking. In fact, the reason I don't post much is that I'm super-busy with a half-dozen different things (none of which involve me getting laid, unfortunately). I've been travelling to job interviews and preparing my course next term while researching for a paper I want to write and advancing my research, and making job applications in my free time.
How are things with you? Still resisting the urge to kill your sister?
Yeah, she's alive. I'm spending my time effectively locked in the apartment, or running her errands, until Monday night when she's going to try and commit me again. Also medication, medication mishaps, near-death experiences, and an ever-growing string of rejections by doctors. Oh, also, AWOL bloodwork.
It's like, I avoided the system for a long time because the system had failed me, and now the system is failing harder.
AWOL bloodwork? How can that possibly happen?
It just said "Fuck it," and walked out the door. Happens all the time, or so I'm told.
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I wonder what my avatar says about me.
but they're listening to every word I say
I am the casual board of Craigslist. This is my patch. When I tell you to stay the fuck away, you listen to what I goddamn tell you.
Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it
I'll fill your void. :winky:
That you have a killer beard.
This is what friends are for.
I miss the lungfish avatar obo. It was endearing.
but they're listening to every word I say
Call up thin I hear he's lonely bros before hos man.
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If you can't have sex with your friends and not worry about messy emotional attachments, who can you have sex with?
Warmed up liver wrapped in carpet. Or uhh so I hear.
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Do you need some anal dyna? I think what you're saying is you need some cream filling in your donut hole.
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Don't lie, VH, you know your ass is all stretched out because you a manho, slut.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers.
:?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHenV6qzX_M
Microwave pizza? no seriously a friend showed me a video of a guy fucking a pizza on the internet. Disturbing.
but they're listening to every word I say
PAX Flings for everyone!
And then they find out that I won't be gone for five more days, bwahahaha
Man, I'm only a BJ man. My ass is still virgin, baby.
(Fingering doesn't count, right? Or dildos?)
Lots.
Anyway my thumb hurts
Sure a friend showed you a video right... Won't give your girl a good ass rodgering but that pepperoni pizza is just asking for it having extra cheese like that?
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I've heard of finger fucking before but using a thumb? Well I guess its not the size that counts.
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Me too. I think I'm going to keep it.
come on you can do better
ooh my wrists are turning cold, I love it when that happens
Sorry I'm off the clock my sexual innuendo goes down the tubes.
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Kinda weird thing to tell a co-worker.