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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    I liked it a whole lot. Halifax is a lovely city. A lot of hills and people were pretty nice all around. You Nova Scotians have funny accents that are like a hybrid of Irish and Canuck. The public gardens are nice.

    I thought it was strange how many 19 year-olds were fucking panhandling (aggressively!). For the most part in the US our panhandlers are, like, washed-lout wrecks of humanity and mind-addled veterans and such.

    Yarmouth was kind of a dump. It was really foggy when I was there and it reminded me of a Lovecraft story. Like all the Canadians were going to mill about my window after dark and murmur Dagon.

    Canadian food is bland and has too much bacon, gravy and maple syrup on everything.

    I stopped by some maritime town on the way back. The one that is famous for the Bluenose? It was cute and quaint but I cannot imagine living somewhere like that.

    Yeah, it's sad to see. I wish I had an explanation as to why there are so many panhandlers around there. But yeah, we don't have armless guys with signs slung around their necks walking down the middle of the road or anything.

    Oh...you tried the poutine I see. Did you try the donair though? You can't tell me you went to Halifax and didn't have the donair.

    Ah, you stopped in Lunenburg. It's on the south shore of the province. I grew up in Annapolis Royal which is right by the Bay of Fundy and about 2 hours from Halifax. Yarmouth is a dump. Nobody really likes it there. I've only been there twice myself.

    I didn't get donair because all the locals called them "Donor Kabob" and that sounded ominous. I did go to see the Donair restaurants and all four of them in city center are on opposite corners of the same intersection. It was fucking strange. Donair Crossing.

    The poutine was underwhelming but I did get the "real stuff" with the curd cheese. Apparently poutine isn't really a big deal in Halifax and it's mostly considered a Montreal/ Quebec thing.

    Your Nova Scotia beer is pretty good. Way better than, like, Bud or Miller. It's not so good that it really justifies all the smack that Canadians talk about how their beer is awesome and American beer is shit, unless you only consider "American Beer" to be, like PBR, Bud, Coors and Miller. LaBlatts is only marginally better than Bud

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Oh, please, come get me. :winky:
    I'm not scared of you! :P

    this is how it all begins....

    *sharpens steak knife*

    That's a butter knife, Hakks.

    *starts furtively looking at body armor online*

    a butter knife is good enough

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    I just had the awesomest conversation ever.

    So, a couple of days ago my steam account got hacked by some douche. All I had to do was e-mail Valve with my credit card number and they returned it two days later.

    Well, today I signed on Steam and realized that my name was changed to "Craxy-". And what's more, I get a pm from some guy named _Nde.TheFridgeMaster saying "Oliver just told me about how he kissed a girl for the first time!"

    Shit did I have some fun with that one.

    Ahahahahaha!

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah but J you seem to attribute moaning to manipulation because "she may be faking" so I don't trust your definition

    o_O

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  • Andrew_JayAndrew_Jay Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I thought it was strange how many 19 year-olds were fucking panhandling (aggressively!). For the most part in the US our panhandlers are, like, washed-lout wrecks of humanity and mind-addled veterans and such.
    You'll see plenty of washed-out wrecks in bigger cities like Toronto. There are a lot young people panhandling back home in St. John's too (well, not a lot, like a dozen maybe?). I figure they're mostly just stopping through, hitchhiking, being too cool for school, etc.
    Irond Will wrote: »
    I stopped by some maritime town on the way back. The one that is famous for the Bluenose? It was cute and quaint but I cannot imagine living somewhere like that.
    Lunenburg

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    will, doner kebab is fan fucking tastic and i have half a mind to smack you

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  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah but J you seem to attribute moaning to manipulation because "she may be faking" so I don't trust your definition

    o_O

    _J_ is a robot.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    That's a butter knife, Hakks.

    *starts furtively looking at body armor online*

    a butter knife is good enough

    Hell, the things you can do with just a spoon...

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah but J you seem to attribute moaning to manipulation because "she may be faking" so I don't trust your definition

    o_O

    itt the robot's evaluation of human behavior is looked upon with suspicion

    tune in next time

    Rust on
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    For fun I found out how to pass through a CCTV surveilled parking house armed only with large stickers

    it would be really cool especially since some of these swivel around, meaning we'd have to time it ocean's eleven style

    I'm deeply curious as to what you did.

    Walk through it and find that all of them, besides the swivelling ones, face tha same direction, so if you walk in through one of the places where cars come in (no CCTV) and walk out a certain way, you approach every camera from behind and you can slap a sticker on them and get out.

    I think this is mostly due to the fact that it's to stop rapists, and not to prevent infiltration

    Or the reason that I will often have cameras placed so that other cameras are in their field of view. And the cameras are still going to get height, weight and clothing you're wearing. It's a less then elegant solution.

    I'm pretty confident I could time the swiveling ones to make it past them.

    And none of the other cameras are covering each other. I could make it through that parking lot completely unseen

    which noone needs to do really

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah but J you seem to attribute moaning to manipulation because "she may be faking" so I don't trust your definition

    o_O

    In the words of Hank Hill "That boy ain't right."

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah but J you seem to attribute moaning to manipulation because "she may be faking" so I don't trust your definition

    o_O

    _J_ is a robot.

    Or he has some serious trust issues.

    Either way I can see why that one girl wouldn't have sex with him.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    "OBSERVATION: WOMEN AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT BITCHES AND TRICKS"
    But _J_bot, how do you..?
    "IMPERATIVE: DO NOT DOUBT. DO NOT QUESTION."

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dammit moriarty it's "Hoes and tricks"

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tomorrow I will try to get as much information as possible about the Prime Minister

    who wants to bet it will be more than what it is supposed to be able to find out?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    Empire State of Mind is such a terrible song.

    I like Jay-Z but fuck is that an awful piece of shit.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »

    I didn't get donair because all the locals called them "Donor Kabob" and that sounded ominous. I did go to see the Donair restaurants and all four of them in city center are on opposite corners of the same intersection. It was fucking strange. Donair Crossing.

    The poutine was underwhelming but I did get the "real stuff" with the curd cheese. Apparently poutine isn't really a big deal in Halifax and it's mostly considered a Montreal/ Quebec thing.

    Your Nova Scotia beer is pretty good. Way better than, like, Bud or Miller. It's not so good that it really justifies all the smack that Canadians talk about how their beer is awesome and American beer is shit, unless you only consider "American Beer" to be, like PBR, Bud, Coors and Miller. LaBlatts is only marginally better than Bud

    Kabob? Christ I know some of the folks in Halifax are dense but that's new to me. It's pretty much what you guys call a gyro if I recall correctly only it has a different sauce and you can get spicy pepperoni on it as well as onions, tomatoes and that sort of stuff. Yeah, poutine, while it is Canadian is only truly enjoyed in Quebec I guess.

    Did you have Keith's or Moosehead at all? Both of those are made in Halifax, that and some of the pubs downtown have micro-breweries that aren't as well known but have some pretty awesome suds. Labatts is sort of our "cheap" brand around here.

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    desc wrote: »
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    dammit moriarty it's "Hoes and tricks"

    Bitches don't know about my failure to properly repeat popular phrases.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Ah, you stopped in Lunenburg. It's on the south shore of the province. I grew up in Annapolis Royal which is right by the Bay of Fundy and about 2 hours from Halifax. Yarmouth is a dump. Nobody really likes it there. I've only been there twice myself.

    I hear the Bay of Fundy was cool but we were too hung over most of the time to get our shit together enough to actually drive somewhere.

    I walked around the boardwalk looking at the cruise ship and some townie kid was trying to pull some kind of strange scam on me and Frankie. I think he was just trying to sell a tour one of his buddies did, but he kept insisting that he was from New York even though he knew nothing about New York and talked like a fucking leprechaun.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの 電車内Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Donor Kabobs are delicious. Damn near every time I go to Akihabara I have one.

    Because they're delicious.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tomorrow I will try to get as much information as possible about the Prime Minister

    who wants to bet it will be more than what it is supposed to be able to find out?

    Bonus points if you can obtain his fingerprints and a DNA sample.

    japan on
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What recent piece of media was I consuming where Herr Docktor was used repeatedly?

    This is bugging the crap out of me.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tomorrow I will try to get as much information as possible about the Prime Minister

    who wants to bet it will be more than what it is supposed to be able to find out?

    Pss, whatever. I could walk into the Prime Minister's home if I had my ninja gear with me.

    118px-Dermottpacking.jpg

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    For fun I found out how to pass through a CCTV surveilled parking house armed only with large stickers

    it would be really cool especially since some of these swivel around, meaning we'd have to time it ocean's eleven style

    I'm deeply curious as to what you did.

    Walk through it and find that all of them, besides the swivelling ones, face tha same direction, so if you walk in through one of the places where cars come in (no CCTV) and walk out a certain way, you approach every camera from behind and you can slap a sticker on them and get out.

    I think this is mostly due to the fact that it's to stop rapists, and not to prevent infiltration

    Or the reason that I will often have cameras placed so that other cameras are in their field of view. And the cameras are still going to get height, weight and clothing you're wearing. It's a less then elegant solution.

    I'm pretty confident I could time the swiveling ones to make it past them.

    And none of the other cameras are covering each other. I could make it through that parking lot completely unseen

    which noone needs to do really

    It depends on what lenses they are using and what the field of view is.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    In Socialist Norway there are no scammers for there can be no want under socialism


    *MARX-ENGELS-LENIN REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD REPORTING*

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How would you eat donner except in a kebab?

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  • Phil G.Phil G. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    I have amazing poutine here in Canada's south. Dairy farming for the win

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    japan wrote: »
    How would you eat donner except in a kebab?

    Cannibalism... finds a way.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Ah, you stopped in Lunenburg. It's on the south shore of the province. I grew up in Annapolis Royal which is right by the Bay of Fundy and about 2 hours from Halifax. Yarmouth is a dump. Nobody really likes it there. I've only been there twice myself.

    I hear the Bay of Fundy was cool but we were too hung over most of the time to get our shit together enough to actually drive somewhere.

    I walked around the boardwalk looking at the cruise ship and some townie kid was trying to pull some kind of strange scam on me and Frankie. I think he was just trying to sell a tour one of his buddies did, but he kept insisting that he was from New York even though he knew nothing about New York and talked like a fucking leprechaun.

    It's a better drive on the New Brunswick side but if you drove down past Digby you could see it really well. They do whale watching there in the summer and it's quite a sight to behold.

    Sadly Halifax has had a bit of a problem over the past couple of years with teens beating up folks in the downtown area. Swarming's become a concern and now they've got...fuck if I can remember the name of them. Some group that they have in Boston or something that wear red commando hats or something stupid like that.

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    desc wrote: »
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    What recent piece of media was I consuming where Herr Docktor was used repeatedly?

    This is bugging the crap out of me.

    Hellsing?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What recent piece of media was I consuming where Herr Docktor was used repeatedly?

    This is bugging the crap out of me.

    Hellsing?

    No.

    Winky on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmn, should probably eat something.

    So little to choose from, though.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What recent piece of media was I consuming where Herr Docktor was used repeatedly?

    This is bugging the crap out of me.

    Hellsing?

    No.

    You should fix that.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I could sneak into the prime minister's office if I wanted to get brutalized by men in suits for a good while

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Winky wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    What recent piece of media was I consuming where Herr Docktor was used repeatedly?

    This is bugging the crap out of me.

    Hellsing?

    No.

    Schindler's List?

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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Maybe it was an Indiana Jones movie?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Kabob? Christ I know some of the folks in Halifax are dense but that's new to me. It's pretty much what you guys call a gyro if I recall correctly only it has a different sauce and you can get spicy pepperoni on it as well as onions, tomatoes and that sort of stuff. Yeah, poutine, while it is Canadian is only truly enjoyed in Quebec I guess.

    Did you have Keith's or Moosehead at all? Both of those are made in Halifax, that and some of the pubs downtown have micro-breweries that aren't as well known but have some pretty awesome suds. Labatts is sort of our "cheap" brand around here.

    Keith's was all right. The whole Red beer thing was all right. I was not so wild about Moosehead - it reminds me of bland Heineken for some reason. I went to a few of the microbreweries. Rogues' Roost was good. There was a little upscale lounge called Minstrels that was nice as well. Also a hotel restaurant called Sage I think.

    I did really like the local L'Acadie Blanc white wine. It was tart and dry and delicious. Perfect for warm weather.

    Maybe I am wrong about the kabob part. I think I am confusing that iwth a friend in California who likes donair kabob. I like gyro and would probably like donair as well, though the Canadian fascination with pepperoni (including fried pepperoni!) is strange to me.

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    japan wrote: »
    How would you eat donner except in a kebab?
    A variation on the döner kebab known as donair was introduced in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada in the early 1970s. A restaurant called King of Donair claims to have been the first to serve this version in 1973.[7]

    The meat in this version of the döner kebab (sometimes called 'Halifax donair') is sliced from a loaf cooked on a vertical spit, made from a combination of ground beef, flour or bread crumbs, and various spices, while the sauce is made from evaporated milk, sugar, vinegar, and garlic. The meat and sauce are served rolled in a flat-bread pita with diced tomato and onion. This version is generally so packed with ingredients that the pita is almost there for ceremonial purposes; the pita of any true Haligonian donair will be so soaked in sauce that attempts to pick it up will be fruitless.

    This version of the donair is very popular throughout the Atlantic provinces of Canada and Alberta, and is also available in some other areas of the country, with many fast food pizza restaurants also featuring donairs on the menu. Many of them also offer a donair pizza featuring all of the donair ingredients served on a pizza crust. Donair subs are also not uncommon. This is especially true in the Alberta cities of Edmonton,Calgary and Fort McMurray.

    In Atlantic Canada you can also find donair meat used in offerings such as donair egg rolls (an egg roll casing stuffed with donair meat), donair calzones/panzerottis, and in donair poutine (french fries topped with cheese curds, donair meat and donair sauce or gravy or a combination).

    Halifax, Nova Scotia's Ed Daniel is widely know as the "God Father of Donair", his tasty sauce recipe is the hallmark of what a Halifax donair is all about. The creamy sauce is usually poured all over the donair meat until there is 100 per cent sauce penetration, thus creating the "Eddy D Donair".

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    desc wrote: »
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Hmn, should probably eat something.

    So little to choose from, though.

    I'm trying to decide whether or not to go to the dining hall after i finish outlining this chapter

    on the one hand, i'm hungry

    on the other, i may over eat

    on the other other hand, holy shit i have 3 hands

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    will, doner kebab is fan fucking tastic and i have half a mind to smack you

    Is it made with real donor?

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