When you're pushed, [CHATTING] is as easy as breathing

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    jesus never putting the beer down was hard enough, I doubt I could properly shower with a gun in one hand and a beer in the other
    I dont even want to think about how I'd wash myself
    or get a buffalo into my bathroom

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I've eaten pizza in the shower before. Finished two slices before I washed my hair, and then brushed my teeth while I was letting my conditioner do its thing.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Easy, attach sponge to beer, attach back scrubber brush to rifle. Sponge while shooting, brush back while drinking. Washing your hair may be an issue though.

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  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Looks like you're not making The List then.

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  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    holyshit iruka thats it
    the perfect invention
    a beer can holder that is also a sponge for washing

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Im clearly the manliest here.

    Untill Ikage gets back.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    i drink like one beer and i'm drunk

    ...does that... make me manly?

    i am literally the least manliest girl in the world
    other than ... the moustache.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Does your mustache curl, and do you have a monocle? If so all unmanliness is washed out to baseline manliness instantaneously.

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  • PROXPROX Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm late to the party!

    birthd.jpg

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    guys what is a good show to watch on netflix

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Beer shower time

    I'll let you know how it goes, AC.

    I just have this image of your shower pouring beer from the nozzle and I'm trying to figure out how that actually would clean anybody.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shower beer gosh GOSH I AM SORRY I MIXED UP THE WORDS GOSH

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  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    guys what is a good show to watch on netflix

    Exosquad. If they have it.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2010
    Tam wrote: »
    guys what is a good show to watch on netflix

    30 Rock

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Shower beer gosh GOSH I AM SORRY I MIXED UP THE WORDS GOSH

    That barely changes my mental picture at all :lol:

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this self portrait is giving me hell

    why can't i be superamazing

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I repaired my headphones, finally. Now I don't constantly have to deal with my hair sticking to the tape.

    Flay on
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Shave your head

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That advice only works for a very select group of people

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • KochikensKochikens Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Do it

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  • FlayFlay Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Well I don't have to now because I fixed it.

    And the last time I shaved my head I looked bizarre. Although I did have a Mohawk for a few minutes there.

    EDIT: Damn, I'm trying to find some pictures but I can't.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flooded with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • DMACDMAC Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flood with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?

    "Barkeep! Gimme a haircut and a shot of whiskey!"

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'm going right to the other as soon as I my hair gets to the proper length.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    DMAC wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flood with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?

    "Barkeep! Gimme a haircut and a shot of whiskey!"

    I think we've stumbled upon a vast, untapped market, here.

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  • DMACDMAC Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Hair Saloons

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  • Agent ColemanAgent Coleman Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    ...If those existed I'd get soooooo many haircuts.

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  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I shouldn't post after 1am... my spelling/grammar sensor is even worse than usual.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I'd totally go to a barber/saloon in a heartbeat.

    also, I think I'm doing life wrong when I start dreading the weekends and am looking forward to going back to "work" monday as soon as I get off on friday.

    relatedly, fuck valentine's day.

    and on that note, good night.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited February 2010
    Super sneak em postsss, posting in disguiseee pachew pachewww superrrr secret postttt ya

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    splat
  • PeterAndCompanyPeterAndCompany Registered User
    edited February 2010
    ... you guys hear somethin'..?

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    *fap*

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    valentine's day.

    You know, my family are the kinda people that don't make a big deal out of anything. Birthdays, graduations, holidays, they're just normal days. So, Valentine's day is at the very bottom of important days. I learned this from them and in my previous relationship I did absolutely nothing for Valentine's. I learned a lesson that I will never forget.... women take Valentine's day way too seriously.

    Also, a call to my celphone this midnight reminded me of something. Today is my b-day. I demand some sort of box related gift.

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  • Crazy Old MoriseCrazy Old Morise Registered User
    edited February 2010
    hey does anyone else in the AC go to SCAD? O_O

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    nightdragon, peterandcompany used to but stopped, I think there's a couple more.

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  • J-PJ-P Registered User
    edited February 2010
    valentine's day.

    You know, my family are the kinda people that don't make a big deal out of anything. Birthdays, graduations, holidays, they're just normal days. So, Valentine's day is at the very bottom of important days. I learned this from them and in my previous relationship I did absolutely nothing for Valentine's. I learned a lesson that I will never forget.... women take Valentine's day way too seriously.

    Also, a call to my celphone this midnight reminded me of something. Today is my b-day. I demand some sort of box related gift.

    Happy b-day...


    ...you want a box for your b-day? You make boxes for a living right? Why do 3 dimensional cubes interest you so much? What do you expect to find? A boat?

    J-P on
    Ray gun and sharpies.
  • CheerfulBearCheerfulBear Registered User
    edited February 2010
    DMAC wrote: »
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Think the barber/saloon would pretty much keep an open door policy on Valentines day? Or would they be flood with people trying to get their hair done for their fancy upcoming dates?

    "Barkeep! Gimme a haircut and a shot of whiskey!"

    Here in Baltimore there's a really nice place where you can actually say this:

    http://www.baltimorebarbershop.com/

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  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    that place looks awesome.

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  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Boy howdy! Its been a long time since I've drawn on actual paper.

    Oh, and good afternoon, y'all.

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  • BuckwolfeBuckwolfe Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Golly! This place is fucking dullsville today.

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