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[Chat] with the Devil

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh man they're finally republishing some Thomas Ligotti

    on that shit so hard

    edit: elldren this one was just an expression

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    stop talking about poop

    Everybody poops.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    stop talking about poop

    that's like telling them to stop breathing air

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    stop talking about poop

    Everybody poops.

    unfortunately

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Damn, I have to stop watching MST3K on netflix because it's lagging the landlord's Modern Warfare 2. Fuuuuuuuck.

    This sounds like a terrible living arrangement.

    This is the first time it's been a problem in over a year of living here, but damn if the first instance isn't immediately making me wish to move into a new apartment.

    Doesn't help that this place is smaller than shit. It's like, if I can't get unlimited bandwidth, why live in this closet?

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i hate when i slip and use the word cunt

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I just pretend nobody poops. ever. nothing comes out of the human body. it is a black hole.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    i hate when i slip and use the word cunt

    slip?

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    stop talking about poop

    Everybody poops.

    unfortunately

    I was hoping for more critical discussion of the bestseller:

    EveryonePoops.jpg

    But I guess chat is the wrong place for that.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i hate when i slip and use the word cunt

    slip?

    I hate when I cunt and say the word slip

    aww cunt I did it again

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i hate when i slip and use the word cunt

    slip?

    like, say it unintentionally

    lately i've been making an effort to avoid saying certain words- ones that might be hurtful to a lot of people, or that seem particularly profane

    cunt, faggot, etc

    but sometimes if i'm angry or i stub my toe or i get frustrated with a task they slip out and i'm disappointed in myself for lacking restraint

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    stop talking about poop

    Everybody poops.

    unfortunately

    I was hoping for more critical discussion of the bestseller:

    EveryonePoops.jpg

    But I guess chat is the wrong place for that.
    Apples do not poop, this book is lying.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organ

    Is your little brother hung like a horse

    Is he choco

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organ

    Is your little brother hung like a horse

    Is he choco

    i guess it's possible

    i know his current girlfriend is very overweight versus him (he's like 5' tall 100 lbs) and he always jokes about how he better have a big shlong to get through all of her

    i think he means it affectionately

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organ

    Is your little brother hung like a horse

    Is he choco

    i guess it's possible

    i know his current girlfriend is very overweight versus him (he's like 5' tall 100 lbs) and he always jokes about how he better have a big shlong to get through all of her

    i think he means it affectionately

    getting sex from a very large woman

    is like getting water from a lake.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    he sounds like a pleasant fellow

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu, let's have passionate, uninhibited, sweaty sex to spite our respective siblings!

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organ fucks anything that moves

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu, let's have passionate, uninhibited, sweaty sex to spite our respective siblings!

    o...okay

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I honestly think Organ would fuck animals if he wouldn't get arrested

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu, let's have passionate, uninhibited, sweaty sex to spite our respective siblings!

    This is a proper plan. Fuck it is always the right answer.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organ fucks anything that moves

    i do tend to find something attractive in most people

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    grrrrrr. Ludious SMASH.

    I ordered a Tower 200 over a week ago from Amazon...actually an Amazon marketplace merchant. It shipped from Canada of all godforsaken places. Then, when it finally gets here today after making stops through such lovely cesspools as a Mississauga (wtf is a Mississauga), the dumb shipper has put a sign for delivery hold on the package. So now I have to wait another day even though I am chomping at the bit to get started on my strength training.

    Mississauga wtf.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You know all those sores on that fat girl's body means a lot of places to put my penis!

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i hate when i slip and use the word cunt

    slip?

    like, say it unintentionally

    lately i've been making an effort to avoid saying certain words- ones that might be hurtful to a lot of people, or that seem particularly profane

    cunt, faggot, etc

    but sometimes if i'm angry or i stub my toe or i get frustrated with a task they slip out and i'm disappointed in myself for lacking restraint

    "gosh darnit!"

    James on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No Hulu, you are right. I do want normal commercial interruptions instead of a Nuva-ring ad. But if they come up with a male version, get me that ad asap.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm in the mood to read something French and creepy again

    let me see my options

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited March 2010
    I am on my new computer..... and I am pleased.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why would you ever want to stick something in your penis

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    No Hulu, you are right. I do want normal commercial interruptions instead of a Nuva-ring ad. But if they come up with a male version, get me that ad asap.

    You specifically want a male version of the nuva ring.

    I will let you think about that for a minute.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't like those hulu ads where they ask you to pick your commercial

    like I care I'm going to get up and take a leak anyway

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Why would you ever want to stick something in your penis

    If they knock me out and it prevents me spawning for a period, I'd be okay with that.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man. It's pretty cool having even a small CNC router. I have an active imagination and am decent at technical problems, but pretty lousy when it comes to carefully using my hands. Plus, being able to easily recreate a design is kind of a big deal.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I don't like those hulu ads where they ask you to pick your commercial

    like I care I'm going to switch to another tab anyway

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  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    LOST is on in the East Coast which means I have to stop reading all science fiction outlets online, just in case. The last two hours of work on Tuesday are THE WORST.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wish you idiots would stop making new chats

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    I don't like those hulu ads where they ask you to pick your commercial

    like I care I'm going to switch to another tab anyway

    seriously

    _J_ on
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hi chat.

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    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    grrrrrr. Ludious SMASH.

    I ordered a Tower 200 over a week ago from Amazon...actually an Amazon marketplace merchant. It shipped from Canada of all godforsaken places. Then, when it finally gets here today after making stops through such lovely cesspools as a Mississauga (wtf is a Mississauga), the dumb shipper has put a sign for delivery hold on the package. So now I have to wait another day even though I am chomping at the bit to get started on my strength training.

    Mississauga wtf.

    Mississauga is a huge suburb of Toronto. It's right outside the city limits.

    Also, you ordered one of those things?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  • JohannenJohannen Registered User
    edited March 2010
    Why would you ever want to stick something in your penis

    What just happened?

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