MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
edited March 2010
Heh.
sometimes when im working late on an assignment and finally go to bed, my gf will sometimes, mid sleep, sort of roll into me and maybe flop an arm over me in what i can only assume is a completely unconscious desire for a hug.
I have to sort of rearrange her so that I can actually lie down.
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
edited March 2010
Thom I had a morning like that as well.
Just replace "girlfriend" with "cat" and "doing yoga" with "clawing the shit out of my face because I stopped petting her"
Oh yeah she is pure software where Gorillaz are real people behind the mask which makes her creepier, too.
So she's no different than the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Hogan and Ke$ha and etc girls that we deal with?
You... do know that it's a vocaloid? Like, a woman recorded the basic sounds and then some sound engineer connected the sounds into full words and songs?
IE, a woman did not directly sing that? It's all done by computer.
Oh yeah she is pure software where Gorillaz are real people behind the mask which makes her creepier, too.
So she's no different than the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Hogan and Ke$ha and etc girls that we deal with?
You... do know that it's a vocaloid? Like, a woman recorded the basic sounds and then some sound engineer connected the sounds into full words and songs?
IE, a woman did not directly sing that? It's all done by computer.
I remember all of the guys in That Thing You Do had to learn how to play their instruments and preform all the songs. But that's actually fun to learn, so I doubt they made a fuss.
And the guys in 300 had to learn how to move really slowly on cue
*snerk* funny post :^:
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
Oh yeah she is pure software where Gorillaz are real people behind the mask which makes her creepier, too.
So she's no different than the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Hogan and Ke$ha and etc girls that we deal with?
You... do know that it's a vocaloid? Like, a woman recorded the basic sounds and then some sound engineer connected the sounds into full words and songs?
IE, a woman did not directly sing that? It's all done by computer.
Oh yeah she is pure software where Gorillaz are real people behind the mask which makes her creepier, too.
So she's no different than the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and Brooke Hogan and Ke$ha and etc girls that we deal with?
You... do know that it's a vocaloid? Like, a woman recorded the basic sounds and then some sound engineer connected the sounds into full words and songs?
IE, a woman did not directly sing that? It's all done by computer.
He was making fun of pop stars, coke.
I'm tired, I just did the first day of week 5 of both 100 pushups and 200 situps.
Sarcasm on the internet takes more brain power than I can muster at the moment.
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Mojo_JojoWe are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourseRegistered Userregular
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
I have a webcam set up that feeds my own image back to me while I play games. Am I a narcissist???????????????
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
Would we get to tell you what to do? Would we be able to post it to youtube?
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
Seriously dude try and sign up and see if you can actually make money off of lonely desperate gay men
and maybe women
if they say you can't, sue the hell out of them for gender discrimination and sex discrimination
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
Would we get to tell you what to do? Would we be able to post it to youtube?
For $30/hr you can tell me to do whatever you want, hun.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
Seriously dude try and sign up and see if you can actually make money off of lonely desperate gay men
and maybe women
if they say you can't, sue the hell out of them for gender discrimination and sex discrimination
It worked for that Hooters dude.
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BobCescaIs a girlBirmingham, UKRegistered Userregular
edited March 2010
Shite. I was meant to have written an article for today and I haven't even started it.
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
Seriously dude try and sign up and see if you can actually make money off of lonely desperate gay men
and maybe women
if they say you can't, sue the hell out of them for gender discrimination and sex discrimination
No, seriously, guys. Have you heard about this GameCrush thing?
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
Would we get to tell you what to do? Would we be able to post it to youtube?
For $30/hr you can tell me to do whatever you want, hun.
You say that now, but when I post the 5 minute video of you doing "I'm a little teapot" to youtube and it goes viral...you may regret it.
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sometimes when im working late on an assignment and finally go to bed, my gf will sometimes, mid sleep, sort of roll into me and maybe flop an arm over me in what i can only assume is a completely unconscious desire for a hug.
I have to sort of rearrange her so that I can actually lie down.
Just replace "girlfriend" with "cat" and "doing yoga" with "clawing the shit out of my face because I stopped petting her"
...livin' the dream.
What the fuck?
Alternatively, I could totally become a PlayDate. Chicks and gay dudes would be all over that.
I did have a rather rough night before that.
isn't it great when you are stroking a cat and then you go to stop and suddenly "scrink" there's claws suddenly diggin in a bit.
Where do you think you're going, slave?
Almost sounds like you're apologizing for your good fortune there. :P
You... do know that it's a vocaloid? Like, a woman recorded the basic sounds and then some sound engineer connected the sounds into full words and songs?
IE, a woman did not directly sing that? It's all done by computer.
I hear you man, same here.
He was making fun of pop stars, coke.
*snerk* funny post :^:
The best part about that is that if you then keep petting the cat, 30 seconds later it will become annoyed.
"Why are you still touching me, human?" *claws!*
All of you have committed sins. IN THE WOMB.
I'm tired, I just did the first day of week 5 of both 100 pushups and 200 situps.
Sarcasm on the internet takes more brain power than I can muster at the moment.
You were dropping the kids off at the pool?
I do that sometimes. Humility does seem to provoke less retaliation from karma.
Or, as in mine case, fail to call.
edit: true story, I meant to type 'my'.
i don't think that applies to false humility.
All of you know that you'd be willing to pay $6.60/10 minutes to play video games while viewing my glorious visage. I don't care if it's made for hot girls, I could totally rack up money doing this.
I was on the run.
"Hi can I-"
"No I'll call you back in an hour."
"Okay my number is-"
"XXX-XXXX. Right?"
"Yes. I-"
"Okay, thanks!"
Shhhhhh!
I have a webcam set up that feeds my own image back to me while I play games. Am I a narcissist???????????????
Would we get to tell you what to do? Would we be able to post it to youtube?
Seriously dude try and sign up and see if you can actually make money off of lonely desperate gay men
and maybe women
if they say you can't, sue the hell out of them for gender discrimination and sex discrimination
For $30/hr you can tell me to do whatever you want, hun.
It worked for that Hooters dude.
Shite, shite, shite.
Nah, you're totally allowed to sign up as "PlayDate" as a guy. Presumably for women/gays.
I could totally flirt with some gay guys while playing peggle for $30/hr.
exactly what i was thinking
You say that now, but when I post the 5 minute video of you doing "I'm a little teapot" to youtube and it goes viral...you may regret it.
if i had an xbox i would seriously consider this