I want like a pyre built and my body placed on top of it, then I want to be burnt while other lament over my passing.
Then I want my burned remains split in half, each half is put into a rocket. One rocket will shoot out into space and float forever. The other will explode in the atmosphere, raining me all over the planet.
I want like a pyre built and my body placed on top of it, then I want to be burnt while other lament over my passing.
Then I want my burned remains split in half, each half is put into a rocket. One rocket will shoot out into space and float forever. The other will explode in the atmosphere, raining me all over the planet.
fuck I wanted to find that scene from Kazam where candy and fast food and shit rain from the sky but it's nowhere
if I come up with awesome death plans and then my fucking kids go and let the funeral home do their usual bullshit watered-down half-christian ad-libbed service I am going to haunt the shit out of them
I want like a pyre built and my body placed on top of it, then I want to be burnt while other lament over my passing.
Then I want my burned remains split in half, each half is put into a rocket. One rocket will shoot out into space and float forever. The other will explode in the atmosphere, raining me all over the planet.
fuck I wanted to find that scene from Kazam where candy and fast food and shit rain from the sky but it's nowhere
look man I'm working on the weight thing ok. Geeze, I've lost like 25 lbs already. What more do you people want from me?
Frail, weak flesh tethered to equally feeble bone! Shoot my brain into space, I say. . .
So that one day, in the not too distant future, it might be discovered by a sentient race of Slugs or Space-whathaveyous. Within the confines of their Space Hive, they would craft a machine that harnesses the power of Supernovas together with my second most favorite organ to form a Colossus of untold might.
Pretty much universal dominance after that. Go america!
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I'd like to donate my body to science, but I think doing that would be really weird and uncomfortable for my family. And really, they're the ones who are going to have to deal with the whole funeral thing, not me.
All I know is that I want my funeral to include an Irish-style wake. When my cousin's grandfather died we made up a couple of huge roasters full of Irish stew, bought a case of whiskey, and spent all night drinking and listening to his favorite music and talking about him.
The best part is that the small town I'm from is really short on public gathering spaces, so we were having it in the restaurant portion of a hotel. The restaurant's only open for breakfast these days, there was a massive snowstorm going on, and people snowed in at the hotel kept wandering in thinking the restaurant was open. We'd tell them what was going on and give them a bowl of stew and a glass of whiskey, since the rest of the town basically shuts down at 9 PM even when there isn't a blizzard going on.
Dude would have loved it. Feeding and talking to strangers was pretty much his mission in life. I can't think of a better way to go out.
I'd like to donate my body to science, but I think doing that would be really weird and uncomfortable for my family. And really, they're the ones who are going to have to deal with the whole funeral thing, not me.
All I know is that I want my funeral to include an Irish-style wake. When my cousin's grandfather died we made up a couple of huge roasters full of Irish stew, bought a case of whiskey, and spent all night drinking and listening to his favorite music and talking about him.
The best part is that the small town I'm from is really short on public gathering spaces, so we were having it in the restaurant portion of a hotel. The restaurant's only open for breakfast these days, there was a massive snowstorm going on, and people snowed in at the hotel kept wandering in thinking the restaurant was open. We'd tell them what was going on and give them a bowl of stew and a glass of whiskey, since the rest of the town basically shuts down at 9 PM even when there isn't a blizzard going on.
Dude would have loved it. Feeding and talking to strangers was pretty much his mission in life. I can't think of a better way to go out.
WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
Cremated & scattered at sea.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited April 2010
cremated and scattered at an old folk's home.
serious answer time.
i want to be cremated and have my ashes buried, in the urn or box or safeway bag or whatever (paper, cuz plastic is bad for the earth aduuuurrr) out in the middle of the open prairie, with the stars to shroud my weary eyes and the moon to guide me with its light, to hear the call of the night-birds and feel the rain and sun and snow of this land that i so love.
overly poetic, but there it is.
my brother steven had some of his ashes forged inside sterling silver crosses for my brother, father and i. i keep mine in a box with an arrow-head i found next to a stream we used to fish in, and a wheatback penny he found on the sidewalk and gave to me when i was in the third grade.
Failing that, I want my ashes scattered in the mountains.
Or perhaps donated to science, or the medical field. I'm sure they have plenty of corpses but I would like to think I would rest easy knowing that I'm helping people after death.
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naked, screaming, and covered in blood
Wh... What?
I don't care what anyone else thinks, that fucking song WILL be played at the goddamn service
If only more people would follow your example.
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from beyond the grave
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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Putting this in my will.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Then I want my burned remains split in half, each half is put into a rocket. One rocket will shoot out into space and float forever. The other will explode in the atmosphere, raining me all over the planet.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJulmCpx484
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What spring does with the cherry trees.
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fuck I wanted to find that scene from Kazam where candy and fast food and shit rain from the sky but it's nowhere
They ended up firing his ashes out of a cannon, but his original intent was for his body itself to be fired out of it.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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which i guess is odd for someone with the specter of death constantly hovering over him
but aside from filling out an organ donor card and expressing a desire to have what's left cremated, i have little interest in the matter
my mom's all "are you okay with the idea of a Catholic funeral?" and i'm like "yeah, if i go before you and that's what you want, sure"
and she's like "but i know you don't really consider yourself a Catholic" and i'm like
ma, if i'm dead, i have but one problem
and it's a big one
so if there's even a life after death, chances are i don't give a shit what my funeral is like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B_Yw-JAnuw
Necrophilia, better than rape.
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look man I'm working on the weight thing ok. Geeze, I've lost like 25 lbs already. What more do you people want from me?
Frail, weak flesh tethered to equally feeble bone! Shoot my brain into space, I say. . .
So that one day, in the not too distant future, it might be discovered by a sentient race of Slugs or Space-whathaveyous. Within the confines of their Space Hive, they would craft a machine that harnesses the power of Supernovas together with my second most favorite organ to form a Colossus of untold might.
Pretty much universal dominance after that. Go america!
All I know is that I want my funeral to include an Irish-style wake. When my cousin's grandfather died we made up a couple of huge roasters full of Irish stew, bought a case of whiskey, and spent all night drinking and listening to his favorite music and talking about him.
The best part is that the small town I'm from is really short on public gathering spaces, so we were having it in the restaurant portion of a hotel. The restaurant's only open for breakfast these days, there was a massive snowstorm going on, and people snowed in at the hotel kept wandering in thinking the restaurant was open. We'd tell them what was going on and give them a bowl of stew and a glass of whiskey, since the rest of the town basically shuts down at 9 PM even when there isn't a blizzard going on.
Dude would have loved it. Feeding and talking to strangers was pretty much his mission in life. I can't think of a better way to go out.
I want my body to do two chicks at the same time.
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That is rad as hell
curse you wimble, I wanted to say this
serious answer time.
i want to be cremated and have my ashes buried, in the urn or box or safeway bag or whatever (paper, cuz plastic is bad for the earth aduuuurrr) out in the middle of the open prairie, with the stars to shroud my weary eyes and the moon to guide me with its light, to hear the call of the night-birds and feel the rain and sun and snow of this land that i so love.
overly poetic, but there it is.
my brother steven had some of his ashes forged inside sterling silver crosses for my brother, father and i. i keep mine in a box with an arrow-head i found next to a stream we used to fish in, and a wheatback penny he found on the sidewalk and gave to me when i was in the third grade.
Failing that, I want my ashes scattered in the mountains.
Or perhaps donated to science, or the medical field. I'm sure they have plenty of corpses but I would like to think I would rest easy knowing that I'm helping people after death.
If he could afford that, why didn't he just get a Realdoll made that looked like her? At least then he could have sex with it.
What spring does with the cherry trees.