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Indie Winter

#pipe wrote: »

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

I think

there's some sort of monster in 231, waiting to be born. Rape prevents it from emerging

they were talking about an apocalypse so i'm fairly certain that its not just A monster, but the antichrist. or at least a gateway to hell

My best guess is that it's an innocence thing.

The "seven seals" can only be born from an innocent and she has to be brutally raped or otherwise completely emotionally distraught and forcibly emasculated to prevent it. The article talks about her starting to become accustomed to the "procedure" so it's not working any more so they give her an amnesiac so that it's an entirely new horror to her every week. It's not the rape itself that prevents it, it's the horror of her plight

entirely fucked up.

Actually I think that last part was just the Doctor who's in charge of her starting to enjoy raping her, and getting off on her fear

Didgeridoo

Subject 661

Ha ha, the requests bit at the end is pure gold

OmegaTofuNinja

Koshian wrote: »

anyways, everyone knows http://www.lexicanum.com/ is the king of wikipedia style time wasters

I got so bored last summer that I made a drinking game for this. Hit random page, and everytime you get something you know about or have already seen, you drink.

FlatEric

SCP-807

I want to know what it made!

Grey Ghost

Warhammer is something that I've just never been able to care about

Dichotomy

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Warhammer is something that I've just never been able to care about

too bad for you

Dichotomy

oh man
I hear from The Internet that Grey Knights are due for a new codex

in which case they are going to become my third 40k army and I will love them forever

Grey Ghost

Dichotomy wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Warhammer is something that I've just never been able to care about

too bad for you

Add it to the list

Dichotomy

grey knights, internet dudes

grey knights

Lavender Gooms

This one is my favorite creepy one, because I hate bugs.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439

Grey Ghost

Dichotomy wrote: »

grey knights, internet dudes

grey knights

I don't know what that means!

But they are the same color as me so they can't be all bad

Dichotomy

I have always hesitated at buying an army of grey knights
but oh god I have so many boners for them

trentsteel

Grey Ghost wrote: »

I think my personal favorite is the proposed entry for SCP-001 which implies that the very first entity catalogued was the angel that stands at the gates of Eden and that it told the founder of the SCP foundation to begin the whole project in preparation for some future catastrophe

Very cool.

I like this site but now I will be on it all night.

Didgeridoo

Aistan wrote: »

This one is my favorite creepy one, because I hate bugs.

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-439

Dichotomy

need to edit a little bug crawling into reginald's mouth

Donovan Puppyfucker

Didgeridoo wrote: »

Subject 661

Ha ha, the requests bit at the end is pure gold

Is that that Rene Rivkin douchebag?

TheExAm

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

I'm sure an organization like this is in possession of at least one secret moon base.

Ask and ye shall receive.

SCP-120, Location 11.

Harrier

Honestly, moreso than some of the things stored, the way they just kill their lower-level personnel by the hundreds is kind of creepy. Very cruel, despite the fact that the D-Level Personnel all seem to be criminals.

They'll break a young boy's leg and broadcast his screams of pain through the intercoms when the Old Man gets loose, so that he'll be lured to the boy to kill him and they can incapacitate him.

trentsteel

My god

Raiden333

I really like this one, too:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-033

Melding

yeah, most class Ds are on death row or something similar.

trentsteel

fuuuuuuck THAT

Zombiemambo

trentsteel wrote: »

fuuuuuuck THAT

fuck I got chills

Grey Ghost

FUCK YOU DUDE

FlatEric

trentsteel wrote: »

fuuuuuuck THAT

Dammit trent

he needs a friend

Didgeridoo

That bears more than a passing resemblance to Strongbad

trentsteel

FUCK THAT thing too fuck that if there is one I wish I didn't read it was that one with the spray-painted thing you have to constantly look at or it snaps your neck.

Weaver

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-990

Weaver

oh god I love this one

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-097

Grey Ghost

Weaver wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-990

I hadn't read that one before
I like it

trentsteel

Weaver wrote: »

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-990

That's a good one, and a nice relief from all the evil horrible things on that site.

trentsteel

SCP-990: [after a long pause] Doctor, I believe you have the wrong impression about me.

Dr. ██████████: How so?

SCP-990: I'm not the bad guy here.

Dr. ██████████: I wasn't aware that there was a "bad guy" involved.

SCP-990: Oh, there is.

Dr. ██████████: Who?

SCP-990: [another long pause] SCP nine thousand and nine.

Dr. ██████████: There is no SCP with that designation, and there won't be for some time.

SCP-990: Well of course not. She hasn't even been born yet, much less classified by your Foundation.

Dr. ██████████: Is this another prediction?

SCP-990: This is your wake-up call.

FlatEric

My favorite bit from the site is still this excerpt from the invincible lizard experimentation logs.

Item: One ordinary human child

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Child began to scream and cry when SCP-682 was introduced into the cell. Subject was immediately and messily devoured by SCP-682.

Notes: Okay, so that didn't work so well. Maybe the fact that the kid was crying made 682 perceive it as hostile intent… Guest Researcher Dr. W

Item: One ordinary human child, drugged to cancel extreme emotional reaction

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Child stood and smiled, giggling at SCP-682 with no sign of fear. SCP-682 devoured the subject messily.

Notes: Hmmm… maybe we can try that again. I'm sure somewhere out there there's a kid who'll make friends with it like SCP-053 did… Guest Researcher Dr. W

Item: Guest Researcher Dr. W

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Subject screamed in terror and pounded on the door to the test facility, begging to be let out. SCP-682 devoured it messily three minutes after being introduced.

Notes: Fucking sadistic asshole. I've got no sympathy for that moron whatsoever. Introducing children to this fucking monster? What the hell… Assistant Director Clef

Item: A bunch of flowers

Tissue Test Record:
n/a

Termination Test Record:
Flowers tossed into room. SCP-682 eyed flowers suspiciously, then ground them to a fine powder

Notes: Was the hope here that it would go into anaphylactic shock, or that the flowers would sweeten its mood? Either way, the researcher in question has been reassigned to paperwork.

Zombiemambo

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914

is probably my fave

Jintor

FlatEric wrote: »

My favorite bit from the site is still this excerpt from the invincible lizard experimentation logs.

If you look at the page logs, you'll note that a guest actually wrote those two children logs (this was back when they still allowed guests to edit), and then existing edit guy Clef wrote the following one and banned his IP. I think.

Weaver

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134

trentsteel

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-701

This one is about a play called The Hanged King's Tragedy.

Weaver

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-147

Lux

This is an amazing site. There is some quality creativity here, someone should license some of these ideas.

Weaver

oh what the fuck

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-166