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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And Makali's throat is so thin and so easily ripped apart by my carbosillicate claw...

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Unless it's blown up.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Really

    if we are being honest

    Starting with blowing up the universe might have been a bad move for me

    I mean when you open with rending all of Creation in twain

    you really got nowhere to go but down

    Not necessarily.

    I mean, there's more than one universe...

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Is Colbalt's middle name Starscream

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Pff more like

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wait till you see my dick.

    Amma beat that pussy up!

    No more Gloss.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    And then I'll show you my penis
    (you guys)
    And then I'll show you my penis
    (you guys)
    And then I'll show you my penis
    (you guys)

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Really

    if we are being honest

    Starting with blowing up the universe might have been a bad move for me

    I mean when you open with rending all of Creation in twain

    you really got nowhere to go but down

    I sometimes threaten DE?AD with bringing back Dubh

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's song lyrics >_>

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    De?ad I demand you go buy a snocone this instant (or when convenient)

    It is very difficult to be depressed with a snocone

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sorry Agent Toaster, but there're only two things in this world I wanna lick, and snocones aren't one of 'em.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Can you make it three things, then?

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Not unless Snocones kill John Malkovich.

    Which I don't want to happen anyway.

    So.

    No.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think you just want to hate life. That's what I think.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't want to hate life.

    I just don't like Snocones.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Snocones = life

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    That's not even a little true!

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    life hater

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    [Blacklight]{Makali F. Viadance} Stress 58% Rad 100% Tetsuo 0%
    B]Skills:[/B] Salacious Manipulation 50%, Devious Intellectualism 45%, Telekinesis 50%][Meta-Traits: Psycher, [color=lime]Carbosilicate Implant (Host)[/color
    B]Traits[/B]: Very Attractive Androgyny 15%, Perfect Health 5%, Addicted to Attention -5%, Slutty -5%, [COLOR="Black"]Black[/COLOR] Card, [color=lime]Carbosilicate Arm[/color

    "Get those bats violent, Cobalt." Makali whispers savagely, as he looks around for an escape route. He catches himself and purposefully slows his breathing, calming himself. He stands still in the hallway, his back to wall and brings his palms together before him, like a praying monk. Psychic energy gathers as he focuses and primes his mind.

    Suddenly Makali's eyes snap open, glowing blue and he thrusts his hands, still pressed against each other, out like a blade and a plane of force pushes the swarm of bats apart in two halves. He turns his hands out sharply and with a small grunt of force shoves them out in opposite directions, forcing the bats down either end of the hallway, hopefully at the people coming his way.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    All of my future DLC payment must only be used to procure snocones

    So I do decree

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    coromcorom Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hmmm, lets see...Do I make a post relevant to the game or do I draw a picture of Skarlet's puppy teething...

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    Only 5 pages behind, I'll catch up tomorrow :D

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    corom wrote: »
    Hmmm, lets see...Do I make a post relevant to the game or do I draw a picture of Skarlet's puppy teething...

    --cuteness--

    Only 5 pages behind, I'll catch up tomorrow :D

    You made the right choice.

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    :( marsh

    E: oh my goodness corom

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    haha oh god, now it's going to come true

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    [Tokyo Drifters]COLOR="Lime"]Lil' Chuck[/COLOR Stress 0% RAD 50%
    [Skills, Creative Thinking 60%, Soccering 40%, Boyscout Training 20%, Pokemon Battling 5%]
    [Traits, Legion's Disease 0%, Adorable Idealist 10%, Hugmeister 15%, Freak of Nature 10%, Naive -5%, Kid -10%]


    "Here, let me give it a try!" Chuck looks over by the robot's head for a big red button that says 'Friendly'

    But before he finds it he overhears Dusty's plan of locking the robot up.

    "I can help with that!" as the words leave his mouth the robot is suddenly teleported to the storage room that Dusty was already busy labeling.

    I guess robot's can't be Force Chocked...

    Edited to go along with Dubh's action

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh dang looks like Rane is going to be the last Glosser still battling

    quick let's finish up these missions before he gets back

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    why do we need to teleport the robot? can't we just drag it over there?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    door's too small

    it's a large robutt

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    MAKE A BIGGER DOOR!

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but then the robot can get out!

    get rid of the door!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    [Tokyo][CRABBY] [Stress] 0% [RAD] 40/65%
    Skills: Rapid Maneuverability 55% Diplomacy 45% Tinkering 9% Sculpting 5%
    Traits: Chitinous Utility Droid 20% Quick Little Bugger 10% RAD Voice 10% Fireproof 5% Robonet Connection 5% RAD Dance Routine 0% Naieve -5%

    You don't have any goddamned clue what you're doing about this robot. No one really knows how they work. If you were able to understand that already, why would you even be here?

    CRABBY looks over to Nolan and shakes its head, then catches the now all-too-familiar glint in Chuck's eye. Shit is about to get a little greener, so let's keep that under control.


    After Chuck's RAD roll: Ambient RAD lowered by 10%!

    most inconsistent narrative tense goes to....

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    But it is a tasteful french glass double-door with a fantastic view of post-apocalyptic downtown tokyo!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hope someone knows how to pilot a boat

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    turn key
    grab beer
    push trottle forward
    grab another beer

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Order a mutant in town that knows how to pilot a boat to drive you around.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Do I get to enact primae noctis too

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    DuxDux A host to DarknessRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man, so tired. guh.

    [Tokyo]URL="http://glossolalia-rpg.pbworks.com/The-Man"][B]Kain[/URL][/B Stress 0% RAD 0%
    [Skills: Swordsmanship 60%, Master Strategist 50%]
    [Traits: Made of Iron 10%, Iron Will 20% Intellectual 10%, Carbosilicate Blades 10%, Carbosilicate Durability, RADrenaline
    ]
    Meta-trait:COLOR="Lime"]Carbosilicate Sword[/COLOR

    I inspected the room thoroughly, searching for any traps, or other objects that might hinder our progress or harm us before leaving the room through the front door.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    but we don't want the robot getting out

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    alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Do I get to enact primae noctis too

    I had to look this up, but then I remembered Braveheart....

    I think you gotta be established nobility but otherwise I see no problems!

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    thanks spencer pratt for letting me use your face

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