He also wrote Alien Resurrection, the worst lines of the first X-Men movie, and Titan A.E.
oh man...
Alien Resurrection is a lot different than his script, and aren't the only lines of his in X-Men the "You're a dick" line and the lightning toad line? Also there were two other screenwriters on Titan A.E.
To be fair those lines are mindblowingly awful.
I can't really remember the "you're a dick" line, but the lightning toad line was only as bad as it was because Halle Berry fucked it up so spectacularly.
Cyclops: How do I know it's really you?
Wolverine: You're a dick
Cyclops: Ok.
oh fuck, I didn't quite remember what that line was either.
Yeah that was a piece of shit. As was the Toad line.
Colossus death was done for the sole reason that they wanted to get rid of the stupid Legacy Virus but it had been such a long running subplot that they felt they had to kill someone off to make it feel like a big deal.
I think it is because you are afraid you will have to admit it's good.
also Colossus' death was dumb as hell to begin with and the resurrection is well handled
Curing Mutant AIDS > Robot Arm thru chest > Being crushed to death / zapped by Havok while pursuing nanny robot > getting blown up on an airplane (lolBanshee)
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I ain't mad
I don't care who directs it, as long as it's good
and I can't explain it
and I keep giving him more shots
and I still hate it
It is a never-ending cycle
the internet likes to hate
shut uuuuuuuuuup
I know for a fact you refuse to read AXM
I refuse to read that
But only because Colossus is dead no take-backs
oh fuck, I didn't quite remember what that line was either.
Yeah that was a piece of shit. As was the Toad line.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
also Colossus' death was dumb as hell to begin with and the resurrection is well handled
but not CSI Scientist shit
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
and personally, I hate Kitty Pryde and don't want her to be happy.
making an Avengers film is a huge gamble to begin with
once you make the bet that you can do one film with five or six superheroes, you have to go all in
But it sucked anyway.
No, there is never a good place NOT to talk about action movies.
But TLB seems to have turned it into a skill.
That's all I'm saying.
Curing Mutant AIDS > Robot Arm thru chest > Being crushed to death / zapped by Havok while pursuing nanny robot > getting blown up on an airplane (lolBanshee)
then you're alright friend
Steam
but I'm glad he's back, doing colossus things, like __________
it can't be good
then I'd have to change my opinion
you're a monster
Mostly because nearly everybody in that movie (with Jean, Storm, and Professor X excluded) was, in fact, a complete dick.
thats why it works
her powers are boring and she's boring and you can pull the bullshit card to make her powers as awesome as you want and it makes no difference to me
I don't get the nerd boners for shadowcat
don't get 'em at all
Don't argue semantics with me sir.
I am semantical as shit.
My friends call me Mr. Semantic, because every time they use a word, I am constantly all over their shit about their connotations.
Shoe, I want you to look into Ellen Page's eyes.
Look into her eyes, and tell her that you wish bad things about her character in X-3.
DO IT.
EDIT: Okay, we all wish bad things upon the characters from X-3, but my point stands, damn it.
At least she didn't get that damn dragon.
that's like saying you can't hate Rachel Summers because of Excalibur
sure you can
I don't hate Rachel Summers
She doesn't do anything positive or negative enough to evoke hatred
She's just there
her backstory's enough reason
and i love cable and x-man
what? Days of Future Past is super rad
there is no disputing this
but someone's kid from an alternate universe's future is not super rad
what about alpha flight