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[mini] Phalla Township of the Midwest [GAME OVER: Flawless Skinwalker Victory]

FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
edited April 2011 in Critical Failures
Phalla Township of the Midwest, Heartland USA

Phalla Township is a lovely place that for nearly 200 years has been home to simple folk with a love of America, Moms, and Apple Pie. Though Phalla isn’t as big as some of those supersized cities people flock to, it does just fine by those who have rightly come to call it theirs. Sure, there is the occasional call to break up a fight or two, but the big city problems had a way of staying in the big city. Until now.

In recent weeks, people have been turning up dead. These are violent, ugly crimes that have shocked the consciences of the local good people just looking to get by. Cops are stumped and the local papers are resorting to printing rumors and hearsay. All they know is that these crimes are perpetrated by a group of Murderers, and that these murderers will strike again.

Somebody, more likely a group of somebodies, needs to come together and solve this with some good old fashioned American justice. These bastards are gonna find out that God gave us liberty and the right to bear arms for a reason.


This is a standard miniPhalla, Mafia v. Village, designed for around 25 people. There are no roleblocks / busdrivers / vote manipulators / conversions.

Other Notes:
The Township Vote is not guardable. There is no Vote Trickling effect. People killed by two methods just die twice. Anyone who doesn’t vote two days total will be eaten by the Unhappy Inactivity Bear and replaced. Only one ghost post, and obviously nothing game/role/murder-related. Don’t share PMs, or quote PMs, or picture PMs or whatever. ProBoards are A-OK but let me in, dammit!

Narration Notes: If I manage to screw up your gender (or anything else) in the narrations, PM me and I’ll fix it. Apologies in advance of those mistakes. I’m still a little wet behind the ears.

Vote Closes at 10pm EST. Any votes or actions timestamped after 9:59 will not count. Any questions may be asked in Orange or PM'ed to me.

Vote in !Red and retract in !Lime. Feel free to Reserve Up in dashing Magenta.

Day 0 - Storm Warning
Day 1 - A well regulated Militia
Day 2 - Friendly Fire
Day 3 - Dream a little dream for me
Day 4 - Carry on my wayward sons...
Day 5 - The Truth is Out There

Game Over - Skinwalker Victory

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Villager PM for reference.
    You are an Everyday Citizen! You have no special powers or abilities, which sucks. But don’t be discouraged, you are a part of a community of upstanding people, some might say a Village, who together have the ability to use logic and perception to root out the very evils threatening modern life. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and solve these murders!

    Victory Condition: Put a stop to the murders in Phalla Township. Game ends upon completion.

    Player List
    1. Spoit - FBI Agent - Skinned alive on Day 3.
    2. Kuhlmeye - Everyday Citizen - Imprisoned at the end of the game.
    3. Grundlterror - Skinwalker - Victorious.
    4. Dunadan019 - Everyday Citizen - Imprisoned at the end of the game.
    5. Captain Marcus - Skinwalker - Victorious.
    6. [STRIKE]samurai6966[/STRIKE] Darian - Everyday Citizen - Imprisoned at the end of the game.
    7. Phyphor - Hunter - Skinned alive on Day 1.
    8. Extermatott - Skinwalker - Victorious.
    9. godmode - Everyday Citizen - Imprisoned at the end of the game.
    10. Smoove Operator - Skinwalker - Victorious.

    11. Void Slayer - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 1.
    12. Sir Fabulous - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 5.
    13. Ringo - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 3.
    14. Kilroy - Everyday Citizen - Executed by popular demand on Day 4.
    15. The Anonymous - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 5.
    16. romanqwerty - Hunter - Executed by popular demand on Day 3.
    17. daniant - Mystic - Executed by popular demand on Day 1.
    18. mascara305 - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 4.
    19. CaptainPlanet82 - FBI Agent - Skinned alive on Day 4.
    20. kime - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 2.

    21. stever777 - Demonic Halfbreed - Victorious.
    22. vertroue - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 5.
    23. DrKippy - Skinwalker - Victorious.
    24. Sigmundhrungnir - Everyday Citizen - Skinned alive on Day 2.
    25. LoserForHireX - Mystic - Executed by popular demand on Day 2.
    26. Capfalcon - Everyday Citizen - Shot through the head and set ablaze on Day 1.


    Reserves
    1. [STRIKE]Darian[/STRIKE]
    2. [STRIKE]Alegis[/STRIKE]
    3. Heffling
    4.
    5.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I live in the Heartland!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oops, too fast on the draw

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  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I love moms

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    signup

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  • Captain MarcusCaptain Marcus now arrives the hour of actionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pass the snakes and praise the Lord, dear brethren.

    Captain Marcus on
    ISIS delenda est
  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Rolling, Rolling, Rolling. Keep those Wagons Rolling.

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    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    How many times can I die?

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  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited April 2011
    PHAAAAALLLLAAAAAAA

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Signup

    Come get your grudges out of the way, folks.

    godmode on
  • Smoove OperatorSmoove Operator Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Does anyone need any extra American Flags or Toby Keith CD's? I got plenty.

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Send some of those flags this way, can never have too many.

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    He's a shy overambitious dog-catcher on the wrong side of the law. She's an orphaned psychic mercenary with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh say can you something, by the something something something.

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    phalla

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Apple pie, baseball, and Shell gasoline

    Kilroy on
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh say can you something, by the something something something.

    This girl knows it!:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZQ0Fsk468s

    godmode on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sign up for inevitable slaughter

    The Anonymous on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I call neighbourhood watch

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Si por favor!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh, why not.

    lonelyahava on
  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yay!!!

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sign up. Don't forget lots of tornados...

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Reserve up

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I standard mini at a time when I will probably have consistent internet access?

    I'm in.

    Also, FEAR MY RETURN

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Are there people here that I need to kill?

    hmm

    probably.

    I mean, see to it that they have proper american justice brought down upon their heads. With a gavel.

    definitely.

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sign up!

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sign me up!!!

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  • DrKippyDrKippy Registered User
    edited April 2011
    That ain't oil, that's blood.

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  • SigmundhrungnirSigmundhrungnir Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Heck yeah Cthulhu! ....Oh... I mean Sign up!

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  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    kime wrote: »
    I standard mini at a time when I will probably have consistent internet access?

    I'm in.

    Also, FEAR MY RETURN

    Kime is back!

    Did you remember to bring the THUNDER?

    Also, totally in

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Vanilla Phalla?
    Vanilla Phalla!

    Capfalcon on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I count 27 signups.

    With Loser and CapFalcon being the reserves after Darian.

    Lucky me.

    Had a newbie been in those 2 slots, I would have felt obligated to give my spot up for them. As it is.....

    mwuahahahah

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    OHWAIT FUCK


    !Withdraw

    somehow, my brain did not put two and two together and realize that I won't actually be anywhere near a computer for the next 4 days.


    next time, children. next time

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    O0o0 Ahavaoooo

    vertroue on
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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Recruitment closed. Thank you all for playing. Here we go...

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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Day 0

    Rain.

    For days, rain is waiting when you open your eyes and rain’s pattering lullaby is what takes you to sleep. Rain is cold and torrential, thundering and unwelcome. Everything is so quiet in Phalla Township, not that it ever gets loud, but a cemetery would find this silence awkward. Nobody is foolish enough to be out in this weather, nobody except for the wind and the rain. And the Murderers.

    News is scarce, but the body count keeps piling up. Radio hosts who would normally be explaining the finer points of seasonal affected disorder are instead urging people to stay calm, stay inside, and lock their doors. The local news leads each night with more dead, more fear.

    For now, there is little anyone can do. Sheriff Marlin was interviewed in her bright yellow parka, deputies standing at her side. “We have a few leads.” She says, her voice more certain than her eyes. “We’ll have this sorted out soon enough, and we can all get back to worrying about the weather.”

    And so you wait, impatiently, for better news. Weatherman says the storm should pass any day now. But Meteorologist Murphy, Phalla Township’s 11 o’clock oracle, is rarely ever right.


    Day 0 is here and will last until around 10pm EST when our game will begin in earnest. PMs will begin trickling out shortly. There will be no voting as we await the beginning, and there will be no deaths tonight, no powers activated. We will merely wait until the rain lets up.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I wish it would rain while i am at work less people means less dishes to wash.

    vertroue on
    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Just so that I'm clear..... what time is it now EST?

    kime wrote: »
    I standard mini at a time when I will probably have consistent internet access?

    I'm in.

    Also, FEAR MY RETURN

    Kime is back!

    Did you remember to bring the THUNDER?

    Also, totally in

    Not this time, that will have to wait for a special occasion :P.

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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It should be 3am EST

    Well... 3am on the east coast anyway. I dunno if they're actually in EST or EDT

    Also, hey look at all those names in my villager PM.

    I shall implicitly trust them!

    Ringo on
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    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • FecklessRogueFecklessRogue Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    All PMs are now sent out. Every single player received the Villager PM, but not every single player is a Villager. Any later PMs supersede the Villager one. Feel free to PM me any questions you may have.

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