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Skyrim: Nothing is so cute I can't brutally murder it.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Zay wrote:
    So I think my Theives' Guild run is permanently bugged out. :x (Regards The Pursuit quest)
    I got the quill this dude dropped and have his pardon in hand, but whenever I try to talk to him he acts like he's searching for a enemy. I get no dialogue with him to give him the pardon. I managed to glitch the game on resting outside and had him agro me outside the game, where I could kill him, but the key he drops isn't even for the gate! How fucking stupid is that?!

    I'm going to have to try to find out how to noclip my way in because Bethesda had to make the gate's key totally separate from the house key for no reason. Not even counting the bug that started all this.

    Can't you just murder him? Also there's a gate in the back that can be picked.

    Oh, I didn't know about the gate in the back. Didn't even know there was a way to get back!

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I just fully pimped out my whiterun house and now I live like a true thane with a live-in housecarl and books everywhere and I can just make potions and shit right in there and it's so cozy

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    I'm waiting to hit 100k gold before I buy stuff for my house.

    Sorry, wife, but you'll have to deal for now. I put a copy of Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 1 in front of her to occupy the time.

    Zay on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    When does this marriage thing kick in?

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    walked into a town, killed a guy in an odd fit of brutality because I didn't like the way he was looking at me

    left the town because it was a crappy town for jerks

    ten seconds down the road, I was accosted by a band of hired goons carrying a contract to beat me up for the murder of that guy I just killed

    the hired goons in skyrim have got a great response time

    I accidentally stole an inkwell and quill from the mage college library.

    Motherfucking orc librarian sends bounty hunters after a dude for taking an inkwell and quill

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Look he really likes his library okay

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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    Zay wrote:
    I'm waiting to hit 100k gold before I buy stuff for my house.

    Sorry, wife, but you'll have to deal for now. I put a copy of Lusty Argonian Maid Vol. 1 in front of her to occupy the time.

    But the house stuff only costs just over a 1000 to fully upgrade.

    And its totally worth it.

    Mainly because the house sucks without upgrades.

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote:
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    walked into a town, killed a guy in an odd fit of brutality because I didn't like the way he was looking at me

    left the town because it was a crappy town for jerks

    ten seconds down the road, I was accosted by a band of hired goons carrying a contract to beat me up for the murder of that guy I just killed

    the hired goons in skyrim have got a great response time

    I accidentally stole an inkwell and quill from the mage college library.

    Motherfucking orc librarian sends bounty hunters after a dude for taking an inkwell and quill

    Overreacting Police Squad 7

    "That'll teach you to take what's not yours.""

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I just fully pimped out my whiterun house and now I live like a true thane with a live-in housecarl and books everywhere and I can just make potions and shit right in there and it's so cozy

    Oh man I can enchant in my own house instead of going to dragons reach. Can I have my own forge?!

    Oh wait I read that some houses have different things. Makarth will definitely have a forge

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    You can't enchant in Whiterun, only alchemy.

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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    But the forge is right next door.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Has anyone gotten the 25k house in Solitude yet? Whiterun's is cozy but is extremely lacking in the bookshelves and weapon racks department, and I might be looking to invest in a better home to display all my useless shit.

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Strongly considering turning the difficulty down for
    this lich in the mage college quest line.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Man you guys get that the thieves guild is full of thieves, right?

    Also if you read the quest and listen to the dudes, they're all jerks who borrowed money and now they refuse to pay.

    So I smashed that urn

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    I got such joy from breaking that urn


    lazy fucker said it was priceless but there's like a hundred of the damn things in perfect condition in each dwemer ruin

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Yeah I mean

    it is a Thieves Guild. By the very definition its members are already breaking the law and stealing shit. I'm happy that they didn't romanticize it this time around and make it all noble and bullshit.

    Stealin is stealin

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    hell yes, fuck you dragon number 3

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    I was just about to join the College of Winterhold, but I decided to wait for a pure mage character after I did the test and walked over the bridge.

    Just doesn't seem right doing it with a badass magical warrior.

    Going to make a Harry Potter Nord on my next game.

    Going to make him a scrawny nerd that gets made fun of.

    Going to summon the most vile things I can.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I juust killed my third dragon

    he had a dude helping him! Thankfully during the fight said dude fell off the cliff and I was able to just kite him with arrows

    and now I have a rad-awesome mask

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    I got such joy from breaking that urn


    lazy fucker said it was priceless but there's like a hundred of the damn things in perfect condition in each dwemer ruin

    I used my bow at first, the right hand punch thing? Oh man, it felt so awesome. Just like bash bash bash oh pleaaaase

    And I was trying to give him a chance to pay but nope

    So I took out the ole axe of whiterun and power smashed it into oblivion.

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    oh man I might start the game over as a mage

    magic is real fun

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2011
    Killed my second dragon tonight, but now it's Usagi's turn to play. :)

    Oh, also there was a giant beating on the dragon while I was shooting it from inside the tower so I was surprised when I came out to loot the dragon. The giant was posturing at me but I had no intention of attacking him, then Lydia was all, "Hurrrrrr!" and got her shit pushed in. So I ran back into the tower and shot him through the door he couldn't get through.

    Druhim on
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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    conjuration is pretty great

    the flame atronach I didn't get a lot of use out of but Ike* my frost atronach is my best buddy always willing to help me out of a jam
    I have high hopes for the storm atronach and inevitable double summon


    *full name Ike Berg

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    You know, I can really say I ever lived before I found the Steed. So glad I found it by exploring the north instead of looking it up. Saw some amazing things. Solitude is fucking gorgeous

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    I like the Ritual stone. create random any level zombie and everything just focuses on it instead

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    for those of you who are the subtle sort... daggers and thievery and whatnot

    how do you go about fighting dragons, and like... "bosses" ?

    The two dragons I've fought have both been oh shit I hope I have enough potions fights, and the one boss just resulted in me running away with soiled garments

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote:
    Yeah I mean

    it is a Thieves Guild. By the very definition its members are already breaking the law and stealing shit. I'm happy that they didn't romanticize it this time around and make it all noble and bullshit.

    Stealin is stealin

    end of thieves' guild spoilers
    i loved that mercer was a huge fan of the grey fox. i thought it was a pretty awesome way to show how he thought of himself without directly saying anything.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    for those of you who are the subtle sort... daggers and thievery and whatnot

    how do you go about fighting dragons, and like... "bosses" ?

    The two dragons I've fought have both been oh shit I hope I have enough potions fights, and the one boss just resulted in me running away with soiled garments

    upgraded gear, poisons, and sneak attack

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I keep forgetting that I have shouts I can use in addition to swords and magic when I'm in a tight spot

    Which sucks because I learned one that turns dudes to ice and it is super useful

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Hot damn, a shout that turns me ethereal. That's awesome.

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    yeah poisons, I should start workin on that whole alchemy thing.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    It is so satisfying getting kill animations with sneak attacks

    even when the animation sort of overcompensates for the height of your enemy and it becomes much less cutting their throats and much more cutting their foreheads

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I keep grabbing books even though I don't have enough bookshelf space for them help

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    how do you sneak attack dragons... or is that just something you can do as long as you are behind someone

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    bows. though you only get a maximum of a piddly x3 with their sneak attack and the dragons will see you from a mile away after, assuming you even get the drop on them in the first place

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    DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    Dys wrote:
    Strongly considering turning the difficulty down for
    this lich in the mage college quest line.

    ...and now I feel awesome because I didn't need to.

    The fight pretty much played out with the two of us playing lightning bolt quick draw from across the room.

    Fucking incredible.

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Become Ethereal is way more useful than I originally thought it would be. Gives you a quick second to get your shit together, heal yourself with a spell, and get into a better position.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    It is also super nice if you want to jump off a mountain or something

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    kinda disappointed the only three bound spells are bound bow, bound sword, and bound greataxe

    although given its new status as ghostly daedric gear, bound armor wouldn't really work I mean you're totally naked under there

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    redhead wrote:
    captaink wrote:
    Aistan wrote:
    Wait, this daedric war axe does the exact same damage as my old ebony one. Dammit... waste of a heart, there.
    Damage is also based on your weapon skill, they will separate eventually.

    is this an assumption or have you seen this happen with your own game? i mean, it's a reasonable assumption, but it's poooossible they're actually identical

    My guide says the Daedric warhammer is better than the ebony one by 2 points. I didn't look at axes.

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