Yeah, there's actually a genre for these kind of shit movies. Most take advantage of a generic concept or IPs existing in the public domain.
Blockbuster Sherlock Holmes movie coming out? Coincidentally, a movie entitled 'Sherlock Holmes' is released on DvD the opening weekend.
And then there was "Almighty Thor"
And some rip-off of Transformers which was something like Changeformers
That's basically Asylum's bread and butter right there.
I keep hearing their Abe Lincoln movie isn't too bad compared to their usual standards so I might Red Box it. Hell, I might be more entertained by it than Vampire Hunter.
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I am actually more excited for La Luna than I am for Brave. Similarly, I am more pumped for Paperman than for Wreck-It Ralph.
Still Brave looks good, and I'm having a surprisingly hard time convincing people to see it with me.
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Also I did not find the Pizza Planet truck, but I've got a pretty good idea which scene it would be in.
My guess is in the Witch's hut among the wood carvings.
There was definitely some sort of van thing, though I am unfamiliar with the actual truck, my guess is that it was what you were looking for.
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Witch's hut, in a shot of the witch talking (facing camera), there is a cluttered table in front of her, look to the bottom of the screen (maybe slightly to your left)
Also I did not find the Pizza Planet truck, but I've got a pretty good idea which scene it would be in.
My guess is in the Witch's hut among the wood carvings.
La Luna was also spectacular. Best short I've seen Pixar do.
Brave itself was maybe a teensy bit predictable, maybe even formulaic, but it's just so God damned sincere and well acted, like fucking every movie Pixar does. And the MUSIIIIIIC HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
This movie is really, really hard for me to think about objectively.
Like... the main character in this movie looks EXACTLY like - and has the same mannerisms and personality of - one of my really good friends. Same hair, same face, same body, expressions... it is fucking uncanny.
We used to be in a relationship together a couple years back.
Watching this movie was half, "Oh shit, Amber, be careful! D=" and half "heh, I totally know what Merida is like in bed." It was really confusing and awesome.
For reference, said friend in BLURRY ACTION VISION
EDIT: Pretend the photo is in out-of-sync 3D
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
could've been done in a shorter way, is my point
everything pre-on the moon was unnecessary for the progression of the story
compare La Luna to Day & Night aka the objective best Pixar short of all time
not a single moment in D & N was unecessary. Every beat was perfect and it never felt slow at any point.
The beginning of La Luna? Kind of dull, frankly
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RentI'm always rightFuckin' deal with itRegistered Userregular
This movie is really, really hard for me to think about objectively.
Like... the main character in this movie looks EXACTLY like - and has the same mannerisms and personality of - one of my really good friends. Same hair, same face, same body, expressions... it is fucking uncanny.
We used to be in a relationship together a couple years back.
Watching this movie was half, "Oh shit, Amber, be careful! D=" and half "heh, I totally know what Merida is like in bed." It was really confusing and awesome.
For reference, said friend in BLURRY ACTION VISION
Guy, we may have different opinions about movies, but I am making the face that you are making right now.
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sarukun this movie made me think about boning underage fictional women who look like the ex i'm clearly not over, i feel like i should let everyone on penny arcade dot com know about this
y/n
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This movie is really, really hard for me to think about objectively.
Like... the main character in this movie looks EXACTLY like - and has the same mannerisms and personality of - one of my really good friends. Same hair, same face, same body, expressions... it is fucking uncanny.
We used to be in a relationship together a couple years back.
Watching this movie was half, "Oh shit, Amber, be careful! D=" and half "heh, I totally know what Merida is like in bed." It was really confusing and awesome.
For reference, said friend in BLURRY ACTION VISION
sarukun this movie made me think about boning underage fictional women who look like the ex i'm clearly not over, i feel like i should let everyone on penny arcade dot com know about this
y/n
What does your heart tell you, Rent?
Does it tell you to bang the adolescent CGI heroine of a movie film about coming of age?
Because that will make you go to prison.
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oh maybe provide way too much info about her, you know includin a pic and her name
I was hoping Monsters Inc 2 would follow new characters since I think we got the best we could ask for from Mike and Sully.
I wanted to see a movie about the comedy monsters that work for them!
The Monster Inc thing at the Magic Kingdom is a bunch of fun, it's basically a really cool comedy routine where they include member of the audience and there's all kinds of puns and I love it.
I've seen a video on it from the Monster's Inc Bluray! I'd have loved it as a kid since I fancied myself a bit of a young comedian.
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I keep hearing their Abe Lincoln movie isn't too bad compared to their usual standards so I might Red Box it. Hell, I might be more entertained by it than Vampire Hunter.
Still Brave looks good, and I'm having a surprisingly hard time convincing people to see it with me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WATCHED THIS ENTIRE THING
WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF
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There was definitely some sort of van thing, though I am unfamiliar with the actual truck, my guess is that it was what you were looking for.
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I saw La Luna at some weird trade show a few weeks ago
it's marvelous
It was so awesome you guys
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La Luna was also spectacular. Best short I've seen Pixar do.
Brave itself was maybe a teensy bit predictable, maybe even formulaic, but it's just so God damned sincere and well acted, like fucking every movie Pixar does. And the MUSIIIIIIC HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
La Luna is great.
I wanted to engage you when you brought it up in TF2, but I don't has mic, so =P
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This or moonrise kingdom
fucking
Brave
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La Luna was enjoyable but overlong
It was sooooooooo excellent.
Preposterous. It contained exactly the necessary amount of information presented in exactly the correct amount of time.
I expect pixar shorts to end right about the time when the big star landed, so I was already disengaging at that point
short should be rowing out into the bay, moon rises, they take out the anchor, it floats up
would've been better narratively too because it would've been a swerve
This movie is really, really hard for me to think about objectively.
Like... the main character in this movie looks EXACTLY like - and has the same mannerisms and personality of - one of my really good friends. Same hair, same face, same body, expressions... it is fucking uncanny.
We used to be in a relationship together a couple years back.
Watching this movie was half, "Oh shit, Amber, be careful! D=" and half "heh, I totally know what Merida is like in bed." It was really confusing and awesome.
For reference, said friend in BLURRY ACTION VISION
EDIT: Pretend the photo is in out-of-sync 3D
everything pre-on the moon was unnecessary for the progression of the story
compare La Luna to Day & Night aka the objective best Pixar short of all time
not a single moment in D & N was unecessary. Every beat was perfect and it never felt slow at any point.
The beginning of La Luna? Kind of dull, frankly
y/n
lol
What does your heart tell you, Rent?
Does it tell you to bang the adolescent CGI heroine of a movie film about coming of age?
Because that will make you go to prison.
yep that's a good idea. one of my better ones
For the record, Day and Night was fucking incredible too, but I think between the two I prefer La Luna.
Now I need to try and find Pixar's thing where they put something from a future movie in this one
I've seen a video on it from the Monster's Inc Bluray! I'd have loved it as a kid since I fancied myself a bit of a young comedian.
Look for that Pizza Truck, maybe, I dunno.
Soon as I realized they were doing a film set in Scotland, I was extremely eager to hear the soundtrack.
I still haven't seen this, but will as soon as I get paid. It's gonna be so awesome.
There was only one gaelic song as far as I could tell, but it was pretty rad.
Sorry, the truth is far worse
Welp.
Ooh, I didn't know that was a thing.
Where have they done that in other movies?
Hey, you didn't have to click on that spoiler
EXCEPT MAYBE IT WAS YOUR FATE TO DO SO
OH SHIT
HEARTFELT LESSON FOR US ALL
Didn't Boo give Sully a clownfish or something?