Occupy Hell: How come 1% of the forumers get 99% of the gifts?! [Secret Satans]

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    wait that sounds fishy...

    egads!

    you are plotting against me too!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    or is that just what you want me to think...

    The Lovely Bastard on
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    it could be both

    he wants you to think he's plotting against you because that's part of his plot

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    or is that just what you want me to think...

    And with that TLB was pulled into the sticky arms of a Xanatos Gambit.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I have no idea what those words mean

  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    I know you know what Gambit means.

    You know? An over-rated comic character.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    wait that sounds fishy...

    egads!

    you are plotting against me too!

    I'm not sure I know what you mean!

  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    Went shopping today. Box is filling up.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    im so glad that sweeney tom is my satan

  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    @spookymuffin THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    I originally thought sendkeithamessage.jpg said Send Keith a Massage. It works both ways, though.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    shopping for things for her BOX
    VAGINA

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    I've always wondered where that comparison came from. It's not square at all!

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    You put stuff in it.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Tonkka wrote:
    You put stuff in it.

    Oh, right.

    Fair enough.

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    and there's flaps

  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    :^:

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    Awesome. Just spat water across my desk. Thanks a lot anti.
    That was fantastic

  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I chuckled at that :D

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    In the past 3 days I have gone through a pound of yarn and made 40 squares

    For Christmas I might need a new set of hands

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Antimatter wrote: »
    and there's flaps

    :^::^::^:

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    edited November 2011
    Satanee, I'm placing the order for the rest of your stuff today. I hope you like it. It's coming to me cause I gotta wrap it first, but then it will go to you after Thanksgiving.

    ThreeCubed on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    I will, Marge.

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    I will leave your body in a puddle of warm blood and no one will ever connect me to it.

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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Because I want to personally wrap/decorate the gifts and the long shipping I think I'll order my satanee's gifts tonight.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    LEEEEEEENOOOOOOOCK

    I would not turn down something to remind me of the awesome time I had watching nerd football with a friend tonight.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    I THINK my satanee is getting a package tomorrow

    if not then, tuesday

  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    So I was lying here in a ball of misery and suddenly the doorbell rang, and I was going to ignore it, but a little thought that said, "SATANS DELIVERY" popped into my head.

    So I dragged on a pair of pants and hobbled slowly downstairs and peeked into the front yard and

    nope

    they're filming our house again for their stupid TV drama

    stupid drama

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    lost salient are you gonna be in a crazy korean soap opera

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    I THINK my satanee is getting a package tomorrow

    if not then, tuesday

    you're showing up at my front door?

  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I THINK my satanee is getting a package tomorrow

    if not then, tuesday

    you're showing up at my front door?

    well, the real doll version of me

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    I THINK my satanee is getting a package tomorrow

    if not then, tuesday

    you're showing up at my front door?

    well, the real doll version of me

    You don't have that kind of money

    you probably just bought a Ken doll and melted the legs down a lot

  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Registered User
    Keith, you gotta pass it around like a Tagine.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    lost salient are you gonna be in a crazy korean soap opera

    Probably at least once, because I like to secretly peek out the windows when they're filming super-dramatic scenes!

    I would've checked outside yesterday for the same reason, though, Sheri. Hope for presents springs eternal.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    I THINK my satanee is getting a package tomorrow

    if not then, tuesday

    you're showing up at my front door?

    well, the real doll version of me

    You don't have that kind of money

    you probably just bought a Ken doll and melted the legs down a lot

    no it's a cotton hill action figure

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    lost salient are you gonna be in a crazy korean soap opera

    Probably at least once, because I like to secretly peek out the windows when they're filming super-dramatic scenes!

    I would've checked outside yesterday for the same reason, though, Sheri. Hope for presents springs eternal.

    you have no idea how jazzed I was when netflix picked up some korean soap operas

    they are ridiculous as hell

  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    I'm not going to lie, weekends are becoming my least favourite time of the week due to Secret Satans.

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