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300 Movie thread (Also we talk about our hate for Keith)

Bloods EndBloods End Blade of TyshallePunch dimensionRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Graphic Violence
300 is almost out and it looks to be completely awesome.

But I'm afraid watching it will encourage Miler more and he will continue with his plan to make a angry emo Spirit movie.

But then again SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/hd/

And Keith is a big jerk head who smells like cats and old dudes.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    yeah fuck keith

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    keith is a jerk and probably he can't even draw

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Also 300 looks crazy and manly and ridiculous.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    300 is the essence of man.

    Nothing is more man than 300.

    300 is man at his most man.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    RED

    SAUCE

    WITH

    PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    keith?

    man, what a faggot

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    keith?

    man, what a faggot

    Wait, who's Keith?


    Also, 300 looks delicious. Can't wait for the 9th.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    300 looks awesome, im really looking foreward to it. They just put in a new "ultrascreen" here in town thats about the size of an i-max screen. Seeing 300 on that will be quite awesome.

    Also, you guys are assholes. I like Keith. [size=-12]not really[/size]

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh man, OHMAN. Its almost here!



    Keith?

    Moar like Queef, amirite.

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm seeing it on IMAX as soon as humanly possible.

    I will say that I was disappointed to find out that the lead also played the phantom in the Phantom of the Opera movie, though.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I head Keith once punched a bunch of orphans.

    300 is sex by the way

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't know who this Keith that you keep referring to is, but he sounds like an ass.

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  • Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't want to watch it on IMAX, as it's a case of it being too big.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    keith?

    man, what a faggot

    Yeah, why don't we all be mean to Keith while his back is turned?

    douchebags.

    Anyways, THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Brodo Faggins wrote: »
    I don't want to watch it on IMAX, as it's a case of it being too big.

    Pfft.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Brodo Faggins wrote: »
    I don't want to watch it on IMAX, as it's a case of it being too big.

    What are you, a 40 year old female virgin?

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    The acting in this movie looks really bad and I'm not really interested in it

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    The acting in this movie looks really bad and I'm not really interested in it

    What are you, some kinda gaymo?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Having read the book does make me laugh at the soon to by ytmnd classic dialog in that scene. The trailer is even worse, because they're all yelling "SPAARTAAANS!"

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ethan Smith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    The acting in this movie looks really bad and I'm not really interested in it

    What are you, some kinda gaymo?

    He's right. Im sure none of the performances here will be oscar worthy by any means.

    The movie will still be entertaining, but Citizen Kane this is not.

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Ethan Smith wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    The acting in this movie looks really bad and I'm not really interested in it

    What are you, some kinda gaymo?

    He's right. Im sure none of the performances here will be oscar worthy by any means.

    The movie will still be entertaining, but Citizen Kane this is not.

    This isn't deep insight into Greek philosophy.

    THIS

    IS

    SPARTA

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    This guy is the director of Watchmen.

    Did you guys know this?

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm a classics geek, so the inaccuracies would probably infuriate me, while at the same time being badass.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited March 2007
    This is the guy who did the new Dawn of the Dead right?

    Because I liked that movie a whole lot.

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  • hughtronhughtron __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    This is the guy who did the new Dawn of the Dead right?

    Because I liked that movie a whole lot.

    The very same.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Geebs wrote: »
    This is the guy who did the new Dawn of the Dead right?

    Because I liked that movie a whole lot.

    It would be cool if he was, because I liked it as well.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    As long as you look at 300 as a movie about a comic which was just barely inspired by an actual event in military history (which is itself less than accurate since we really don't know exactly how many guys fought how many other guys,etc) you should have no trouble enjoying the flick for what it is.

    And what it is is the beginning of a new religion, the first prayer goes like like SSSSSSSPAAARRRRTAAAAA! (It's fun to say even in text form!)

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  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    A THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE PERSIAN EMPIRE DESCEND UPON YOU!

    OUR ARROWS, WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    The acting in this movie looks really bad and I'm not really interested in it

    See Keith this is the reason you aren't allowed at the cool kids table.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Then we will fight in the shade.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    The acting in this movie looks really bad and I'm not really interested in it

    See Keith this is the reason you aren't allowed at the cool kids table.

    i thought it was because i only have one leg

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The reasons are numerous.

    Pb on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    leaduck, is it because i like cher

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh my god

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith, you shit your pants.

    That's not cool.

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  • PbPb Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    One time I think I defended Keith in a thread around here, and I just want to say that I regret that action. Sorely.

    I sorely regret it.

    A lot.




    I wish I hadn't done it.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The_Lightbringer wrote: »
    A THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE PERSIAN EMPIRE DESCEND UPON YOU!

    OUR ARROWS, WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

    I fuckin' loved that dude's 'stache.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Pb wrote: »
    Oh my god

    i am confident enough in my manliness to say that cher makes fabulous music

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    Oh my god

    i am confident enough in my manliness to say that cher makes fabulous music

    Im confident enough to say that your manliness likes other men.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Pb wrote: »
    Oh my god

    i am confident enough in my manliness to say that cher makes fabulous music

    Im confident enough to say that your manliness likes other men.

    You know, when I reach the stars, I was gonna give them all to you.

    But now? I'm strong enough to live without you.

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