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[Mass Effect] Put all ME3 discussion in spoiler tags. ALL OF IT.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    and i still cannot comprehend why people actually want to buy asura's wrath

    just

    it boggles my mind

    thank goodness I'm not the only one

    I am baffled by the positive reviews

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    and i still cannot comprehend why people actually want to buy asura's wrath

    just

    it boggles my mind

    explaining my thoughts on the matter could require self-reflection and a not insignificant deal of time on my part

    perhaps I could dismiss your opinion swiftly and easily by claiming you "hate fun" or something of the like?

    Dichotomy on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    and i still cannot comprehend why people actually want to buy asura's wrath

    just

    it boggles my mind

    explaining my thoughts on the matter could require self-reflection and a not insignificant deal of time on my part

    perhaps I could dismiss your opinion swiftly and easily by claiming you "hate fun" or something of the like?

    that'd probably be par for the course for the "OMG THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP IT'S THE BEST THING ON EARTH AND ALSO THE MOON" crowd

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I think Asura's Wrath looks absolutely fantastic

    But I am not going to spend $60 on it because I am not an idiot and I don't have an endless wallet and I'm also buying 2 games in the next 2 weeks

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    i havent played me2 again since when it came out

    ive got five loyalty missions left and man i forgot how good this game is

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    and i still cannot comprehend why people actually want to buy asura's wrath

    just

    it boggles my mind

    It looks like a version of God of War that I am interested in because as far as I can tell it lacks the nauseatingly macho bullshit and psychopathy of Kratos, it's loosely based on Hindu mythology with a very Kirbyesque technomagical twist, I really like the aesthetics, and having played the demo, the QTE stuff works fine for gameplay. It's very fluid, dynamic stuff and it feels more like you're performing a bunch of combos with a bit of prompting here or there.

    Also it's very grandiose and silly and over-the-top in a lot of really fun ways.

    Is this answer satisfactory?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    and i still cannot comprehend why people actually want to buy asura's wrath

    just

    it boggles my mind

    THEN I'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WITH MY FISTS

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    my only real problem with asura's wrath is that it reminds me of too human

    and then I begin to weep

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    not really, because for everything after "having played the demo" i have to wonder if they released a second demo i missed or something

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    the reviews coming in for asura's wrath are making me really sad

    as are the reports of how much actual gameplay vs. gametime there is

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    If Shepard is Adam Jensen with less obvious augmentations and further along on the timeline then... isn't he just JC Denton?

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    biggitiobiggitio Registered User regular
    Owenashi wrote: »

    Cool trailer, but it seems to be lacking something. I can't really put my finger on it. Maybe it's the fighting at the end. Like, I was feeling the emotions throughout the first part, then Shepard rolls in and the action shots seem weird to me.

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    JMan711JMan711 6'8" weighs a f*&#ing ton He's coming, he's coming, he's comingRegistered User regular
    Commander Shepard in da fresh!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    If Shepard is Adam Jensen with less obvious augmentations and further along on the timeline then... isn't he just JC Denton?

    shepard is even further beyond on the timeline

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    he's alex denton

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

    just some kid in an N7 hoodie, Xbox controller in hand and shouting Kinect commands

    cut between scenes of destruction and despair

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    not really, because for everything after "having played the demo" i have to wonder if they released a second demo i missed or something

    Are you honestly saying you cannot in any way conceive of anyone being fine with the gameplay? At all? I find that a bit dramatic ad kind of hard to believe.

    And even if I didn't like the gameplay, isn't it okay to like games for their story and look, too? Psychonauts didn't have great gameplay, but a lot of people love the fuck out of it, and most of those people would agree that the gameplay could have used some more work.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the reviews coming in for asura's wrath are making me really sad

    how so

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the reviews coming in for asura's wrath are making me really sad

    how so

    They're not super great, as far as I've heard.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

    just some kid in an N7 hoodie, Xbox controller in hand and shouting Kinect commands

    cut between scenes of destruction and despair
    this would be such a great commerical

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

    just some kid in an N7 hoodie, Xbox controller in hand and shouting Kinect commands

    cut between scenes of destruction and despair

    that reminds me, aparently one of the commercials says that Mass Effect 3 is "better with Kinect"

    so what does kinect do in ME3?

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

    just some kid in an N7 hoodie, Xbox controller in hand and shouting Kinect commands

    cut between scenes of destruction and despair

    that reminds me, aparently one of the commercials says that Mass Effect 3 is "better with Kinect"

    so what does kinect do in ME3?

    you can use it to do powers, like saying "charge" or "Garrus, overload"

    and you can use it to say all of shepard's dialogue options instead of using the wheel

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    http://www.davisanddroz.com/

    these guys are raffling the Space Edition for Child's Play

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the reviews coming in for asura's wrath are making me really sad

    how so

    They're not super great, as far as I've heard.

    they are pretty middling and they are all essentially saying it's a giant QTE/AMV and that there is very little actual gameplay going on

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    and you can use it to say all of shepard's dialogue options instead of using the wheel

    wait wait wait wait wait

    are we talking like you start the line and the kinect detects that and the line goes off

    or you can actually speak all of shepard's dialogue and have it responded to appropriately?

    because if I can play through this as snooty upper-class british shepard or pirate shepard I need to buy a kinect

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    not really, because for everything after "having played the demo" i have to wonder if they released a second demo i missed or something

    Are you honestly saying you cannot in any way conceive of anyone being fine with the gameplay? At all? I find that a bit dramatic ad kind of hard to believe.

    And even if I didn't like the gameplay, isn't it okay to like games for their story and look, too? Psychonauts didn't have great gameplay, but a lot of people love the fuck out of it, and most of those people would agree that the gameplay could have used some more work.

    my problem with the game is that i love the aesthetic and general thinking behind the game. it looks great, and the idea of these boss fights is really great. Only thing is, it turns out the game is some really mediocre brawler sections attached to "... tap y... tap y... tap y... MASH BBBBBBBBBB... tap y"

    there is barely a game attached to these (awesome) cutscenes, so yes it's hard for me to believe that so many people here are more than happy to shell out $60 for it. i could not in good conscience support the developer by buying this game because it is not a very good game. Which is sad because it has an incredible look and premise.

    it's wasted potential.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    not really, because for everything after "having played the demo" i have to wonder if they released a second demo i missed or something

    Are you honestly saying you cannot in any way conceive of anyone being fine with the gameplay? At all? I find that a bit dramatic ad kind of hard to believe.

    And even if I didn't like the gameplay, isn't it okay to like games for their story and look, too? Psychonauts didn't have great gameplay, but a lot of people love the fuck out of it, and most of those people would agree that the gameplay could have used some more work.

    Yeah, Psychonauts was fantastic, but not for the gameplay. The gameplay was fun, for sure, but definitely not the strong point. It was the art design, the casting, and the great writing that really carried it.

    Goatmon on
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

    just some kid in an N7 hoodie, Xbox controller in hand and shouting Kinect commands

    cut between scenes of destruction and despair

    that reminds me, aparently one of the commercials says that Mass Effect 3 is "better with Kinect"

    so what does kinect do in ME3?

    you can use it to do powers, like saying "charge" or "Garrus, overload"

    and you can use it to say all of shepard's dialogue options instead of using the wheel

    oh, that's actually pretty cool. still not $150 cool but whatevs

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    and you can use it to say all of shepard's dialogue options instead of using the wheel

    wait wait wait wait wait

    are we talking like you start the line and the kinect detects that and the line goes off

    or you can actually speak all of shepard's dialogue and have it responded to appropriately?

    because if I can play through this as snooty upper-class british shepard or pirate shepard I need to buy a kinect

    Nah, you just start saying the beginning of a conversation on the wheel and it does it

    The weapon/power switching part seems like it'll be handy. Spend less time in the menus and more time in the fight.

    Abracadaniel on
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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    fittingly i also never finished psychonauts

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    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    fittingly i also never finished psychonauts

    Ah, so you're Hitler. That explains everything.

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    mhmm yes that's the ticket

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Joolander wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    was hoping that live action trailer would be like those weird majora's mask commercials, but with reapers and shepard

    just some kid in an N7 hoodie, Xbox controller in hand and shouting Kinect commands

    cut between scenes of destruction and despair

    that reminds me, aparently one of the commercials says that Mass Effect 3 is "better with Kinect"

    so what does kinect do in ME3?

    you can use it to do powers, like saying "charge" or "Garrus, overload"

    and you can use it to say all of shepard's dialogue options instead of using the wheel

    You don't actually have to say their name for powers.

    I really enjoyed it, it made it more like the multiplayer which is less stop/start due to the removal of the combat wheels.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    fittingly i also never finished psychonauts
    i got up to the last area

    i'd always heard it was a pain in the ass

    and the previous area had definitely been a pain in the ass

    so i decided i'd leave it off there

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    fittingly i also never finished psychonauts

    Ah, so you're Hitler. That explains everything.

    To be fair, the end level is the worst part of the entire game, by a landslide.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    god the fucking meat circus

    just

    man fuck you schaefer

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    i forget where i got to in that game, actually

    i think... there was a lot of pink? and flashing lights. like a rave. with... bubbles you had to jump on?

    i feel like my brain is filling gaps with nonsense now

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Games I'm supposed to like but don't care for:

    All Mega Mans
    Super Mario 64
    Goldeneye
    Ico
    Psychonauts
    Half-Life 2
    Beyong Good & Evil
    Bioshock
    Red Dead Redemption

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Games I'm supposed to like but don't care for:

    All Mega Mans
    Super Mario 64
    Goldeneye
    Ico
    Psychonauts
    Half-Life 2
    Beyong Good & Evil
    Bioshock
    Red Dead Redemption

    what the FUCK

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