Look at my sexy [Facial Hair]; oh man, hot damn, it's everywhere
Where'd you get that beard?
I grew it
How you keep it so clean?
I shampoo it. Yeah.
I really wish I could grow a mustache.
Why don't yah? Well frankly, I don't have the cash.
You gotta take care care of your facial hair, otherwise it gets scruffy and bare.
Let's talk about beards, SE++. Styles, beard care, whatever you like. Remember, the only rule is keep it classy.