(i'm joshin, i figured it would not be a thing in your wheelhouse)
really i think the draw for me is that now that we have an idea of the plot i want to figure out at what point it's going to spin off into morrison's crazy-ass shit
my current bet is that it's going to be a riff on santa claus stories and that the killer that the solicits mention is like the super fucked up norweigian version of santa claus, the one that has goblins that beat the shit out of naughty kids
but still literally santa claus
and the whole thing ends up being a riff on How X Saved Christmas specials, with X being a hit man instead of Garfield or whatever
on the other hand, i would love to get to the end and he's just like HAHA NO I JUST WANTED TO DO A COOL THRILLER AND THE GUY WAS HALLUCINATING TALKING TO A HORSE MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL and then he does chaos magick to make his dick bigger
okay one more and then I'll refrain unless there's a really good one
'What's vanilla sex?' I ask, if anything to distract myself from the intense, burning, sexy look he's giving me. He laughs.
'Just straightforward sex, Anastasia. No toys, no add-ons. You know...well, actually you don't, but that's what it means.'
'Oh.' I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top. But hey, what do I know?
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okay one more and then I'll refrain unless there's a really good one
'What's vanilla sex?' I ask, if anything to distract myself from the intense, burning, sexy look he's giving me. He laughs.
'Just straightforward sex, Anastasia. No toys, no add-ons. You know...well, actually you don't, but that's what it means.'
'Oh.' I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top. But hey, what do I know?
okay one more and then I'll refrain unless there's a really good one
'What's vanilla sex?' I ask, if anything to distract myself from the intense, burning, sexy look he's giving me. He laughs.
'Just straightforward sex, Anastasia. No toys, no add-ons. You know...well, actually you don't, but that's what it means.'
'Oh.' I thought it was chocolate fudge brownie sex that we had, with a cherry on the top. But hey, what do I know?
I've accidentally seen that kind of sex on the internet
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
I'm on the third Malazan book and I think I really like all the characters so far, but Kruppe is a favorite. Always acting the fool to fool others into underestimating him, it's just amazing to have all this srs bsns shit going on around him and he's just, "Kruppe thinks we should have second breakfast because Kruppe is like a hobbit in a One Thousand and One Nights story"
I'm on the third Malazan book and I think I really like all the characters so far, but Kruppe is a favorite. Always acting the fool to fool others into underestimating him, it's just amazing to have all this srs bsns shit going on around him and he's just, "Kruppe thinks we should have second breakfast because Kruppe is like a hobbit in a One Thousand and One Nights story"
Kruppe is probably the biggest badass in the entire series. He's easily the best character and the first one to narrate a book (book 8, when you get to it).
The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
My best friend just got to a certain special part in Storm of Swords. Ahahaha
The Red Wedding. Oh Christ. She is so mad. She says she doesn't even particularly like Robb that much, but she is still so pissed about what happened.
I'm a terrible friend.
oh yeah
well, my girlfriend's reading Game of Thrones
she's only like a third through it, and she says 'Ned dies, doesn't he'
my response?
'No! What? Man, you're way off track if that's where you think it's going.'
I told you not to trust me
She knew way before she started reading the book that this was going to happen. Because I told her about when the first season of Game of Thrones started and someone commented that
Ned had a good head on his shoulder. And how everyone in the thread was freaking out behind spoilers about the terrible lie that was just told to the unsuspecting people of the thread.
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yeah but you're antimatter
(i'm joshin, i figured it would not be a thing in your wheelhouse)
really i think the draw for me is that now that we have an idea of the plot i want to figure out at what point it's going to spin off into morrison's crazy-ass shit
my current bet is that it's going to be a riff on santa claus stories and that the killer that the solicits mention is like the super fucked up norweigian version of santa claus, the one that has goblins that beat the shit out of naughty kids
but still literally santa claus
and the whole thing ends up being a riff on How X Saved Christmas specials, with X being a hit man instead of Garfield or whatever
on the other hand, i would love to get to the end and he's just like HAHA NO I JUST WANTED TO DO A COOL THRILLER AND THE GUY WAS HALLUCINATING TALKING TO A HORSE MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL and then he does chaos magick to make his dick bigger
okay
this book is really bad and poorly written
but I cannot stop reading it
I just got through the first sex scene, which was...
really, really graphic
I actually am
actual line: 'he's my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle'
g'night everybody
That can't be a line from a bestselling novel.
If it were I would write a book and make millions.
wait is that the actual casting
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssss
while this would singlehandedly salvage the whole fifty shades of grey thing i'm going to guess no
my girlfriend's overseas right now and we decided we'd both read it and share our impressions as a joke
I'm not sure how well this is working out
Proposed.
barf
urgh
warrrllgrrghghhg
Like the one where you can pilot a mech.
Date one?
Maybe you shouldn't date tramps.
like...
"Naw you gotta ease them into it. Don't break out the restraints on the first date."
Ah yes, the "gloryhole" exploit.
I feel like I have hit the bottom of some sort of barrel.
I've accidentally seen that kind of sex on the internet
Kruppe is probably the biggest badass in the entire series. He's easily the best character and the first one to narrate a book (book 8, when you get to it).
read more supergods
gmo i don't care about all the drugs you did that let you talk to spirits
i don't
tell me more about comics
was waiting for you to get there
The best character is Nefarias Bredd
literally the only part of the book i flipped past
just don't care about your drugs dude or the spider loa that collapsed your lung or whatever
write about how these things shaped the invisibles/the filth, absolutely
but i don't care otherwise
that said, Happy kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda ruled
and what i saw of happy made it look better than i feared
i kinda gotta wonder what his angle is going to be other than "let's do a fucked up christmas story"
My best friend just got to a certain special part in Storm of Swords. Ahahaha
I'm a terrible friend.
oh yeah
well, my girlfriend's reading Game of Thrones
my response?
'No! What? Man, you're way off track if that's where you think it's going.'
I told you not to trust me
She knew way before she started reading the book that this was going to happen. Because I told her about when the first season of Game of Thrones started and someone commented that