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I have a horrible confession to make...

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Quoth wrote: »
    Syphyre wrote: »
    All you budding artists, musicians, writers, especially writers. I want to support you and I do mentally; I wish for you to succeed. However I have little patience for reviewing "the arts" as it were. I just want to listen to or read something and have it be good. So I never end up reading, commenting, or critiquing ever. I feel like I've failed you because I want to help, and yet the biggest thing I can do to help, I don't do.

    That's like... everyone, though

    You shouldn't feel bad about that

    We all just want to read/view/hear good stuff

    I know, but I still feel bad from time to time, you're trying your best and people just fluff you off. I try not to worry since, as you said, this is everybody.

    Syphyre on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Trying your best doesn't get you anywhere if your best sucks

    Except when it does and that infuriates me because ugh why

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    @World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i mean plot in porn is fine and all

    but sometimes i just wanna watch kylee strutt take a dick

    no talking just the dick

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I've been trying to lose weight hard core for about 6 months now. I've lost 12 pounds. Stopped drink soda, stopped eating fast food, my doctor has put me on all manner of pill and run drug tests, I go to the gym three days a week and I work out hard. 12 pounds in 6 months.
    Its very demorializing. I filled out some try put materials for The Biggest Loser the other day.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    Define trying to lose weight hard core? What's your routine? Also, you might just be replacing your shit with muscle which does weigh something as well.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've been trying to lose weight hard core for about 6 months now. I've lost 12 pounds. Stopped drink soda, stopped eating fast food, my doctor has put me on all manner of pill and run drug tests, I go to the gym three days a week and I work out hard. 12 pounds in 6 months.
    Its very demorializing. I filled out some try put materials for The Biggest Loser the other day.

    I am the same way

    On the 'plus' side, I also gain weight slowly!

    But for six+ months I exercised, entered every calorie I ate (so knew exactly how much I was eating), and I lost only about 10 lbs

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've been trying to lose weight hard core for about 6 months now. I've lost 12 pounds. Stopped drink soda, stopped eating fast food, my doctor has put me on all manner of pill and run drug tests, I go to the gym three days a week and I work out hard. 12 pounds in 6 months.
    Its very demorializing. I filled out some try put materials for The Biggest Loser the other day.

    if you get on the show you need to tell me what your name is so i can point at you when my mom watches it and be like i know that guy, he posts on the internet with me

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    @World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

    ahahaha

    great. thank you for not giving them my number.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Confession: Porn almost entirely fails to get me off anymore, to the extent that it's beginning to bother me.

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    I'm rapidly developing a weight problem and can't seem to do anything about it

    I've always prided myself on being the only man in my immediate family who isn't obese so this is kind of depressing

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    I'm rapidly developing a weight problem and can't seem to do anything about it

    I've always prided myself on being the only man in my immediate family who isn't obese so this is kind of depressing

    come to taco bell with me

    we can cry it out over some chalupas

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    Confession: I'm hungry

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Confession

    When I post photos, whether it's here or on Facebook or my blog or whatever, if I don't get any sort of response I get really disappointed

    But like

    Feedback shouldn't be the reason I'm sharing this photo

    BUT I WANTS IT

    I never know what to do on Facebook

    I know dozens of artists and writers but I've never been quite sure if constant likes get right up their noses

    "Dammit Ed you like everything! Stop it!"

    Like all of my things

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've been trying to lose weight hard core for about 6 months now. I've lost 12 pounds. Stopped drink soda, stopped eating fast food, my doctor has put me on all manner of pill and run drug tests, I go to the gym three days a week and I work out hard. 12 pounds in 6 months.
    Its very demorializing. I filled out some try put materials for The Biggest Loser the other day.

    if you get on the show you need to tell me what your name is so i can point at you when my mom watches it and be like i know that guy, he posts on the internet with me

    Does your mom understand the concept of internet forum relationships

    my mom would automatically take this admission to mean he was a serial rapist trying to e-seduce me for his rapes

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I'm rapidly developing a weight problem and can't seem to do anything about it

    I've always prided myself on being the only man in my immediate family who isn't obese so this is kind of depressing

    come to taco bell with me

    we can cry it out over some chalupas

    Confession: I've never eaten at Taco Bell

    I didn't come to this great country so I could eat some other country's food, damn your eyes sir

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've been trying to lose weight hard core for about 6 months now. I've lost 12 pounds. Stopped drink soda, stopped eating fast food, my doctor has put me on all manner of pill and run drug tests, I go to the gym three days a week and I work out hard. 12 pounds in 6 months.
    Its very demorializing. I filled out some try put materials for The Biggest Loser the other day.

    if you get on the show you need to tell me what your name is so i can point at you when my mom watches it and be like i know that guy, he posts on the internet with me

    Does your mom understand the concept of internet forum relationships

    my mom would automatically take this admission to mean he was a serial rapist trying to e-seduce me for his rapes

    she "gets it"

    she doesn't know why i do it

    but she does understand that the internet isn't a bunch of rapists

    just thinks it's a bunch of nerds with no Real Life and i've tried explaining to her no i'm friends with a bunch of bands and a couple indie filmmakers because of this thing and she's just like pffft

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    thorgot wrote: »
    I ended up meeting, dating, and falling hard for this dude on okcupid:

    http://gavincastleton.com/

    disaster

    confession i was a little disappointed we never had lunch or something in providence

    aw man I know

    in my defense, I lived there for maybe four months before moving back to the west coast

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    My mom totally understands my relationship with these forums and the people on it

    I have a Cool Mom

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    The first time I met "internet people", admittedly when I was much much younger, my mum seemed convinced they were a secret cartel who wanted to steal my organs

    Edcrab on
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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    thorgot wrote: »
    I ended up meeting, dating, and falling hard for this dude on okcupid:

    http://gavincastleton.com/

    disaster

    confession i was a little disappointed we never had lunch or something in providence

    aw man I know

    in my defense, I lived there for maybe four months before moving back to the west coast

    only cool people got to eat nachos at ron jeremys pub

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    the internet is full of people at work

    but not doing work

    Mysst on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    thorgot wrote: »
    I ended up meeting, dating, and falling hard for this dude on okcupid:

    http://gavincastleton.com/

    disaster

    confession i was a little disappointed we never had lunch or something in providence

    aw man I know

    in my defense, I lived there for maybe four months before moving back to the west coast

    only cool people got to eat nachos at ron jeremys pub

    that place was, and I believe I am using this word in the truest sense, dank

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i like when the porn people crack each other up

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    I tell everyone at my office I have trouble sleeping, which is the reason I come in later in the day and work later. I do have sleep troubles but I actually just hate everyone I work with.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    i woke up and went for a run and came back and took a shower and now i feel magnificent

    so i'm gonna blast music, commune with the earth through herb, air, and fire, and chill till i have to pick up my little brother

    try and crush my good vibes, i dare you

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    the internet is full of people at work

    but not doing work

    Sup?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    @World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

    ahahaha

    great. thank you for not giving them my number.

    true facts: the youtube comments on your stuff always enraged me because your commentary was genuinely interesting & insightful & i knew they would eventually drive you away or do something idiotic

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    i woke up and went for a run and came back and took a shower and now i feel magnificent

    so i'm gonna blast music, commune with the earth through herb, air, and fire, and chill till i have to pick up my little brother

    try and crush my good vibes, i dare you

    Calling all the cops.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    @World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

    ahahaha

    great. thank you for not giving them my number.

    true facts: the youtube comments on your stuff always enraged me because your commentary was genuinely interesting & insightful & i knew they would eventually drive you away or do something idiotic

    and so it came to pass. it's okay, though. the last thing the internet needs is another person trying to talk about their own stupid opinions

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    wait

    the Hedgehog has a pub?

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Nah was just a dude who looked a lot like him.

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Sheri wrote: »
    My mom totally understands my relationship with these forums and the people on it

    I have a Cool Mom

    correct

    radmom

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    My mam was worried that when I was going to Atlanta I'd be murdered by you guys. She was like "but they have guns". Dan then showed me his gun.

    I found out at PAX later that year that everyone thought I was going to be some crazy person.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    @World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

    ahahaha

    great. thank you for not giving them my number.

    true facts: the youtube comments on your stuff always enraged me because your commentary was genuinely interesting & insightful & i knew they would eventually drive you away or do something idiotic

    and so it came to pass. it's okay, though. the last thing the internet needs is another person trying to talk about their own stupid opinions

    no that is incorrect

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

    ahahaha

    great. thank you for not giving them my number.

    true facts: the youtube comments on your stuff always enraged me because your commentary was genuinely interesting & insightful & i knew they would eventually drive you away or do something idiotic

    and so it came to pass. it's okay, though. the last thing the internet needs is another person trying to talk about their own stupid opinions

    no that is incorrect

    I should've just not read my comments, but I could not help it

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    The first time I met "internet people", admittedly when I was much much younger, my mum seemed convinced they were a secret cartel who wanted to steal my organs

    My mother still thinks that!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    @World as Myth I have a confession. The other day at a bar I went two guys were watching you youtubes behind me, and I was all "I know that girl. I use to play WoW with her." then they asked me for your number and I felt weird and was like "I don't know her that well" while leaving out the implied "and if I did I would certainly not be doing that anyway"

    ahahaha

    great. thank you for not giving them my number.

    true facts: the youtube comments on your stuff always enraged me because your commentary was genuinely interesting & insightful & i knew they would eventually drive you away or do something idiotic

    and so it came to pass. it's okay, though. the last thing the internet needs is another person trying to talk about their own stupid opinions

    If that was correct Ori wouldn't be giving a voice to all sorts of stupid opinions with his site

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    when they shot the porno protest scene in crank 2 they deliberately didn't call ron jeremy

    because tehy thought that having ron jeremy in a porn-related scene was played out and they wanted to go a little wackier with it (hence the DROPPIN LOADS guy)

    ron jeremy heard about it and showed up anyway and made up all his dialog on the spot

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Aphostile wrote: »
    i woke up and went for a run and came back and took a shower and now i feel magnificent

    so i'm gonna blast music, commune with the earth through herb, air, and fire, and chill till i have to pick up my little brother

    try and crush my good vibes, i dare you

    Calling all the cops.
    white man's always trying to keep me down

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