You’ve been evil your whole life. Your family has disowned you. You’ve alienated most people who would even think of you as a friend. Being bad is a pretty solitary existence. Still awesome, though! Who else gets to spend their weekend planning heist jobs to steal the Wonderflonium they need for their freeze ray? Nobody, that’s who. You don’t know of anybody who’s as good at being bad as you are.
Until that day... that fateful day. You are sifting through your mail, and notice that one envelope seems… heavier than the others. Not physically, of course. This one is heavy as if it is heavy with possibility, as if your entire future revolves around what is inside of this envelope. Another thing you notice is that the envelope is jet black, with no distinguishing information on it, save for a wax seal on the back flap, bearing the letters E.L.E.
Could it be? Is it the Evil League of Evil? You open it without a moment’s delay!
He rides across the nation
The thoroughbred of sin
The League has an opening,
now do you want in?
You need evaluation
So let the games begin!
A heinous crime, a show of force
A murder would be nice, of course
We know just where to find you,
There’s nowhere you can hide.
If what we hear about you is true
Then you’re in for a hell of a ride
You’ll get another letter
with orders just for you.
You’ll compete to see who’s better
We’ve room for just a few
The Evil League of Evil
Is watching, so beware
The grade that you receive
Will be your last, we swear
So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he'll make you his mare . . .
Get saddled up
There's no recourse
It's Hi-Ho Silver
Signed Bad Horse
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IF YOU EDIT YOUR VOTE POST I WILL TRAMPLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. -Neeeeeigh-
There is talk of infiltration. Can it be? Have heroes
made it into the E.L.E initiation process? Outrageous. Still, that guy looks suspicious. Bad Horse has authorized one kill per night to be done as a group. Nominate your choice of victim with your vote in Bold Red
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Will SPECTRUM make a guest appearance?
(they had better
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Is there enough room for all of us in the league or are we going to need to do some backstabbing?
The Evil League of Evil is watching, so beware.
Kill the pesky heroes and you're in, we swear!
So prove that you are lethal
OR DIE TRYING.
You're saddled up
There's no recourse
It's Hi-ho silver!
-Signed bad horse
Hrmm, I'm either very bad at math. (Henchman school wasn't properly funded..) or I'd say people are trying to set up a tie vote.
What happens in the event of a tie, oh baddest of stallions?
If you try to tie things
with your given vote.
You'll also be dying.
I'll throw you from the boat!
Can people die a color different than their faction?
Thralls, millers, etc?