I realized this is much better...
"Your shoe's untied" I said, and, walking out of the room, Shoes Untied said "I know!" I made a funny face, and then my friends explained his name was Shoes Untied. We laughed and had a merry time.
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I guess before my high school was handicap accessible a few seniors brought cows to school and lured them up to the second floor. They had to be shot because there was no where to get them down.
I guess before my high school was handicap accessible a few seniors brought cows to school and lured them up to the second floor. They had to be shot because there was no where to get them down.
I guess before my high school was handicap accessible a few seniors brought cows to school and lured them up to the second floor. They had to be shot because there was no where to get them down.
haha, they got those cows good
Come to think of it, even if they did have the elevator then a 1400 lb cow probably would have broke it. It was a small elevator.
I'm thinking about using April 1st to tell my ex that i miss her and that I'll take her back, then once she's convinced I can whisper gently into her ear, "April Fools."
I'm thinking about using April 1st to tell my ex that i miss her and that I'll take her back, then once she's convinced I can whisper gently into her ear, "April Fools."
i'd considered this, but man, how bad of an asshole would i have to be
every april 1st i act all pissed at my gf and act like i found out she's been cheating on me
oh man.. every year she gets real worried like im really pissed and she starts to suck up and say im sorry
last year i almost convinced her she was cheating on me even though she clearly wasnt.
sounds to me like the joke is on you
No, happymod is correct
after i say april fools all the worry in her seems to be replaced by horny
Better hope your GF isn't smarter than you though. She could successfully cheat on you for about 3 weeks a year without you suspecting... wouldn't THAT be an April Fool.
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See, I would attempt that, but i get attacked by the cops enough already. Usually it goes down with undercovers, kinda like "PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE 'EM!" "Sir I-" *bodyslam* "CUFF HIM CUFF HIM!"
Although it's funny when they realize I didn't actually do anything wrong, and they have to apologize all grumbly-like. "I'm sorry, but listen kid, if you had really been a threat..."
racial profilin' dogg.
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I'm thinking about using April 1st to tell my ex that i miss her and that I'll take her back, then once she's convinced I can whisper gently into her ear, "April Fools."
I was totally thinking the same thing except add that I am currently dating someone thinner, younger, and smarter. I'm not sure I could pull it off without laughing though.
every april 1st i act all pissed at my gf and act like i found out she's been cheating on me
oh man.. every year she gets real worried like im really pissed and she starts to suck up and say im sorry
last year i almost convinced her she was cheating on me even though she clearly wasnt.
sounds to me like the joke is on you
No, happymod is correct
after i say april fools all the worry in her seems to be replaced by horny
Better hope your GF isn't smarter than you though. She could successfully cheat on you for about 3 weeks a year without you suspecting... wouldn't THAT be an April Fool.
I'm thinking about using April 1st to tell my ex that i miss her and that I'll take her back, then once she's convinced I can whisper gently into her ear, "April Fools."
i'd considered this, but man, how bad of an asshole would i have to be
every april 1st i act all pissed at my gf and act like i found out she's been cheating on me
oh man.. every year she gets real worried like im really pissed and she starts to suck up and say im sorry
last year i almost convinced her she was cheating on me even though she clearly wasnt.
sounds to me like the joke is on you
No, happymod is correct
after i say april fools all the worry in her seems to be replaced by horny
Better hope your GF isn't smarter than you though. She could successfully cheat on you for about 3 weeks a year without you suspecting... wouldn't THAT be an April Fool.
*knock knock*
Who's Thar?
EDIT: OH GOT IT YOU WERE KNOCKING ON WOOD
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The main draw in my case would be that she's a nice girl (just pretty much obsessed with me) so I'd feel bad, and all her friends are violent and I almost got mugged by cheerleaders during my last April Fools prank.
I constructed this scheme where my friend would tell my gf's friend that I was cheating, and my gf had to act like she was upset, and my gf's friend pretty much put a hit on me within their clique/group-thingy.
One time I kind of got caught up in this thing with this accidental 2nd gf and when my first gf asked "Who's Francesca?" I said "Who's Chad?" and I shit you not, she said "Who told you?!"
If you're talking to me then...on the smaller side, darker caramel in color, dark nipples....oh yeah I should probably note that she's underage....but then again since when does that matter here?
If you're talking to me then...on the smaller side, darker caramel in color, dark nipples....oh yeah I should probably note that she's underage....but then again since when does that matter here?
Well, if I get in my faster-than-light spacecraft and fly around the earth a few times, she should catch up to me without me aging a bit. Then we can bump uglies.
And you can come to, I guess. Since you set us up.
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Act like you're gonna do something huge and play it up all week, then do nothing. Everyone around you will be so fucking paranoid they'll break down and beg you to tell them what you did.
"OMG dude you stole my keys didn't you? 'cause I couldn't find my keys all morning....and like dude i need them 'cause noone's gonna be home and I already lost the one that was under the mat"
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BOY IS MY FACE RED
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
haha, they got those cows good
I'd be pretty embarrassed for 'em.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Come to think of it, even if they did have the elevator then a 1400 lb cow probably would have broke it. It was a small elevator.
i'd considered this, but man, how bad of an asshole would i have to be
oh man.. every year she gets real worried like im really pissed and she starts to suck up and say im sorry
last year i almost convinced her she was cheating on me even though she clearly wasnt.
STEAM!
Thats kind of an asshole move...
but I bet the make up/apology sex was hawtxx.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
sounds to me like the joke is on you
like ever april fools day I go over to teh cops and I'm like
I'm selling loads of coke to 5 years old, and then run away as I yell JK JK JK APRIL FOOLS
Man I totally convince them every year.
No, happymod is correct
after i say april fools all the worry in her seems to be replaced by horny
EDIT: and i dont know why she falls for it every year, i guess its cause i can keep a decent straight face :-|
STEAM!
Better hope your GF isn't smarter than you though. She could successfully cheat on you for about 3 weeks a year without you suspecting... wouldn't THAT be an April Fool.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
Although it's funny when they realize I didn't actually do anything wrong, and they have to apologize all grumbly-like. "I'm sorry, but listen kid, if you had really been a threat..."
racial profilin' dogg.
I was totally thinking the same thing except add that I am currently dating someone thinner, younger, and smarter. I'm not sure I could pull it off without laughing though.
*knock knock*
STEAM!
It was the funniest thing ever
Definitely do it
Who's Thar?
EDIT: OH GOT IT YOU WERE KNOCKING ON WOOD
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
I think what Menace means is how can you "almost convince her" that she's cheating if she knows she's not?
she can be pretty dense at times.. it gets annoying but i still love her to death
STEAM!
I constructed this scheme where my friend would tell my gf's friend that I was cheating, and my gf had to act like she was upset, and my gf's friend pretty much put a hit on me within their clique/group-thingy.
sounds to me like she's getting it from someone else
you know
just sayin'
Its not me. I swear.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
she spends about 99.9% of her free time with me... wait.
GUYS WE ARE NOT TURNING THIS INTO A GIRLFRIEND THREAD :arrow:
STEAM!
edit: just to get back on track, APRIL FOOLS!
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Well, if I get in my faster-than-light spacecraft and fly around the earth a few times, she should catch up to me without me aging a bit. Then we can bump uglies.
And you can come to, I guess. Since you set us up.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
I hadn't even thought of that. You're brilliance nearly exceeds my own.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
But I know I have to do something.
"OMG dude you stole my keys didn't you? 'cause I couldn't find my keys all morning....and like dude i need them 'cause noone's gonna be home and I already lost the one that was under the mat"