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A visit to the pranktologist - April Fool's Day Thread

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
The plan -

My workplace has a bubble wrap machine

Item 1) Bubble wrap filled with liquid

Through careful trial and error, I have discovered that not only can the actual compressed wrap be filled manually with water, it can also be overfilled to the point where it bursts exceptionally easily.

My brother is a rotten bastard who has gotten me with far too many pranks in his time. He recently moved out, but I retain

Item 2) Keys to my brother's apartment.

I can easily sneak into his apartment while he's at work, and with superb care subtly place the now-filled bubble-wrap sheet underneath

Item 3) my brother's bed sheets.

Now the final question - what liquid do I put inside the wrap? Would urine be just too nasty?



SE++, tell me of your pranks, past and future in preperation and celebration of this day we call April Fool's.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    put peanut butter in the bubbles

    then it's like you pranked him because he wanted to pop them

    but he doesn't feel too bad because he got some peanut butter

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    urine would be epic, please do it

    and please explain how you put liquid in bubble wrap

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    chlorine

    ruin his good sheets ha ha ha

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    fill it with acid

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    urine would be epic, please do it

    and please explain how you put liquid in bubble wrap

    We have a machine that lets you cut and make bubble wrap from film that we use when we need to pack glass components. It's not really the fun type of bubble wrap that you can pop easily, it's more like a kind of squishy membrane thing.

    Anyway the machine heats up the film (making the bubbles), and then you attach the pressurized hose to fil it with air, and then the heat closes it up. But if you don't attach the air hose to it you get the same membrane, but no air inside, so you fill it with whatever you want.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    dammit

    now i have to write off an air compressor in the company expense report

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fill alternating bubbles with ab foam components.

    When the bubbles burst, the chemicals will react with each other creating enough plastic foam to fill his entire bedroom.

    #pipe on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Do you really need to go to all the trouble of filling the bubbles with water when there must be better ways to get his bed wet?


    Pee in his bed.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh, because no one's ever noticed that

    nice stealth, snake

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Make a movie of a popular cartoon, then claim to air it on tv on april fools. Laugh at the ratings.

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  • ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    T: pipe

    I suspect from his discription that that would be impossible, but if you can do two sheets of the liquid filled wrap that you are confident will both pop

    AB Foam FTW

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    better yet.

    pee on him

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  • ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    better yet.

    pee on him

    pee on his girlfreind

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    better yet.

    pee on him

    pee on his girlfreind

    i like you, are you new?

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  • ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am a man who has seen and embraced the wonders of lurking.

    So no.

    but yesssss

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  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fill it with semen!

    Do it!

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fill it with semen!

    Do it!

    better get started now

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  • Digger DudeDigger Dude Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Chief1138 wrote: »
    Fill it with semen!

    Do it!

    better get started now

    Better late than never.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Make a movie of a popular cartoon, then claim to air it on tv on april fools. Laugh at the ratings.

    Whatever they're going to actually air it can't be last year.

    fart-powered wheelchair

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  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can never go wrong with cyanide

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  • ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You guys should totally all ship Rolo jars of your own semen to help him fill up the bubbles.

    He'll never be able to do it alone.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You guys should totally all ship Rolo jars of your own semen to help him fill up the bubbles.

    He'll never be able to do it alone.

    That totally sounds like a challenge.

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  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh Oh, after filling the bubblewraps with whatever, put semen into your brother's laundry detergent so that he'll be washing his stained blankets and shit with SEMEN.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Like, totally.

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  • The_LightbringerThe_Lightbringer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Like, totally.

    It'll be a double whammy

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  • ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    You guys should totally all ship Rolo jars of your own semen to help him fill up the bubbles.

    He'll never be able to do it alone.

    That totally sounds like a challenge.

    It is.

    Rolo. I challenge you, to produce enough semen before april 1st to fill one of these sheets of liquid bubble wrap.

    Do you have it in you(r balls)?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    he couldn't possibly do it alone

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    You guys should totally all ship Rolo jars of your own semen to help him fill up the bubbles.

    He'll never be able to do it alone.

    That totally sounds like a challenge.

    It is.

    Rolo. I challenge you, to produce enough semen before april 1st to fill one of these sheets of liquid bubble wrap.

    Do you have it in you(r balls)?

    Honestly I do not.

    I could maybe fill like a Kinder Surprise Egg.

    It would be a pretty big surprise with a nice treat inside.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Water-filled bubblewrap placed under a toilet seat would be pretty funny. When they sit down, they squirt water all over their legs.

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fill the thing with mayo. That stuff can be pretty smelly.

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  • ToastlyToastly Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fill the thing with mayo. That stuff can be pretty smelly.

    When I was in junior high, me and my freinds did crazy crap with mayo, we'd take packets and then play russian roulette with them, each person twists the packet a half turn, and passes it to thier left, and the next person does the same, you go aorund in a cirlce untill the think explodes. Nasty ass mayo all over you. After a week of that it just turned into all out chaos in a lunch room with like 20 people running around with packets of mayo squirting it on eachother.

    Then they banned mayo.

    fun times

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  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...

    I was a boring kid

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When I was in middleschool some guy tried to mug me and I ended up killing him.

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    I'm so tired of partying.
  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What are the requirements to be a pranktologist?

    Is it something I need to have a degree for?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...

    I was a boring kid

    Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.

    Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Furu wrote: »
    What are the requirements to be a pranktologist?

    Is it something I need to have a degree for?

    i think it's if you almost got arrested for doing it once

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...

    I was a boring kid

    Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.

    Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.

    GENIUS

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  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    My birthday is april 1st, but I've never really been pranked or pranked anyone. Unless you count the plastic flies I used to put in the sugar bowl when I was 8...

    I was a boring kid

    Your birthday is actually the 7th of September.

    Your parents have pranked you every goddamn year you've been alive, son.

    Oh shit that's really really genius. I might have to do that to one of my kids, should I have any.

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    I'm so tired of partying.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    When I was in middleschool some guy tried to mug me and I ended up killing him.

    Did you shout "APRIL FOOLS!" at his corpse?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    maybe i'll tell my kids they were adopted until they hit about nine

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