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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    AM I NOT WITTY.

    No. You are not.

    But neither am I.

    Man you fell into his trap.

    He was clepped hende Quetzi. A stoute carle for the nonnes.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Quetzi wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    AM I NOT WITTY.

    No. You are not.

    But neither am I.

    Man you fell into his trap.

    He was clepped hende Quetzi. A stoute carle for the nonnes.

    :D

    Straightzi on
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Homeless wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Khoo hugged me today.

    This is a lie because I am jealous.

    As we warmly embraced, he pulled Framling into the hug as well and I commented that Khoo smelled nice.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »

    that isn't funny, that is downright scary.

    snap on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    snap wrote: »
    Starfuck wrote: »

    that isn't funny, that is downright scary.

    I call April.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't know Fram was such a cuckold

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ah, yeah. You're probably right.

    snap on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    theres no goddamn way that's real

    PiptheFair on
  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I would not be surprised in the slightest.

    Also newspaper sites don't usually do april fools' jokes. I think.

    JayKaos on
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  • Jedi RenegadeJedi Renegade Registered User
    edited April 2007
    This is the Daily Mail, it's not exactly a shining paragon of journalistic integrity.

    Jedi Renegade on
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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Once, I bought Chessmaster 7000? on a whim off the internet at a bargain deal for the price of my birthdate but it never came and I lost that money forever and ever. I was sad cause that was the first check I ever drafted, and I would forever every time I opened the checkbook cause I never wrote that many checks be remembered that I got ripped off. I kept waiting and waiting for it to come but it never came so I went in the backyard and played on the swing a little bit and I felt better. Then I tried to find a lizard in some tiers but I couldn't and it was a little damp. I don't know if I made a gravel pile or looked at the fence but we had some grapes growing in the garden and I never got to eat them. I never cleaned the grill.

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Okay, so here was a sitcom I pitched to CBS a couple of days ago.

    This girl's mom dies, and she has to go live with her father. Problem is, nobody knows who the father is. There's 2 canidates, but they just can't figure it out. (Lets say, for all intents and purposes, DNA testing has become illegal for anything other than murder. Don't know who's the father? To bad.) So the two fathers live together, and the daugter lives with them.

    The daughter, who we will name Jenny, is a whiney 14 yeal old emo bitch beause her mom is dead and she doesn't know who her papa is.

    Dad 1 is a gay man, and is the white business man stereotype, and if the show didn't tell you, you would think that he is the straight one. He may have impregnated the mother when he was trying to find himself. Also, he is not white.

    Dad 2 is a metro white guy, who hates gays and every race other than what Dad 1 is. If dad 1 is black, he becomes a metro gangsta(he is the stereotype that the other is associated with.) If dad 1 is asian, he is a computer geek, and so on and so forth.

    Also, in the season where the decline starts, a third dad is introduced. He is a guy in a shark suit(never takes it off). Every time the show starts, all the producers and writers are shown jumping over him, along with the cast. And he only talks with a whiteboard.

    All this creates hilarious hijinks and wacky shenanigans once a week for 10 weeks.

    Now, it's been a week, and they just called me to say that they want 10 episodes of it. I'm so excited.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    See, you're supposed to make it somewhat plausible.

    Druhim on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    See, you're supposed to make it somewhat plausible.
    Damn, you caught me.

    Was it the ten episodes? If they had said 3, would that have been better?

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    See, you're supposed to make it somewhat plausible.
    Damn, you caught me.

    Was it the ten episodes? If they had said 3, would that have been better?
    getsmart.gif

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Paladin wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    See, you're supposed to make it somewhat plausible.
    Damn, you caught me.

    Was it the ten episodes? If they had said 3, would that have been better?
    getsmart.gif
    What's up with the shoe phone.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    dude, get smart

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am a superb liar.

    Vivixenne on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I am a superb liar.

    "This sentence is a lie."

    CG Faggotry on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The sentence below is true
    The sentence above is a lie.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Alright, earlier tonight I got a call from my parents. Lately they have banned my little sister from using their laptop because she does things like hide it, keep it away from my mother (who is only trying to do work for her job or one of her many organizations such as the Girl Scouts) and the final straw was when she threw it onto the couch in anger, jarring it and causing the hard-disc to be scratched ending in much unneeded grief. So when my parents called they told me that the power cord on the desktop (where she has been told she is to do her homework from now on) was missing and wondered what they could do. I explained to them that they can use the power cable to any computer and advised them to take the one from the old Gateway tower we have sitting unused in the corner. They leave my sister to do her work and after somewhere around an hour she comes upstairs and announces that she cannot type her paper on the downstairs computer because there is no word processor. She demands to use the laptop. Now this computer CAME with MS Word so my father goes down to check on it and finds that the icons for MS Word are still intact but the program has been un-installed. On top of this, when I get home I find that the light bulb in my bedside lamp has been stolen in retaliation for helping my parents get around my sister's evil schemes.

    TLDR: My sister stole the power cable and un-installed Word from the family computer to force my parents to let her use the laptop and took my light bulb out of revenge for helping them fight back.

    I wouldn't believe it myself but this just happened today.

    TankHammer on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It sounds like your sister is in love with the laptop, and you guys are getting in the way

    Meissnerd on
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm going to call shenanigans on that one.

    Vivixenne on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    seriously

    she wouldn't be alive if that happened to my laptop

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    When I was fairly young I stole a golf-cart key from a country club that my parents were members of during the summer (specifically we were members of the pool). I always imagined one day I would use this key to steal a cart and escape with it so I could have my very own golf cart. Many years later, when I was 16 I ended up working maintenance at the same club and by some miracle I still had the key, as I had kept it in a Pound Puppies plastic bank with a lot of foreign coins I had collected. On one of my last days working there I decided to finally use the key. The pro shop guys were the biggest douche-bag kids on staff and generally would take their carts and go to the opposite end of the golf course and do nothing for hours where nobody could see them. They also treated maintenance and activities personnel like shit and generally were a bunch of arrogant pricks. Since I was done at the end of the week anyway I took one of the 2 staff carts they used and parked it behind the large, blue dumpster we had out back, making it completely invisible to anyone unless they thought to circle around the foul-smelling, out-of-the-way dumpster. I hear they couldn't find it for two days. Boy was I a prank-master.

    TankHammer on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That sister story is true guys, hate to say it. My parents are really bad at curbing behavioral problems and banning her from the laptop took 2 years of her doing the most retarded shit.

    TankHammer on
  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I call shenanigans on that golf cart story, too.

    Vivixenne on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I also know a family in which every member, two brothers, one sister and the mother and father, have the initials JMH.

    TankHammer on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh also, I'm going to go to sleep now. Feel free to call shenanigans on that too.

    TankHammer on
  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That sister story is true guys, hate to say it. My parents are really bad at curbing behavioral problems and banning her from the laptop took 2 years of her doing the most retarded shit.

    ugh. my brother is the same way

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I have a scar a half a centimeter underneath my eye from when we had a bow and arrows but we just threw arrows at eachother

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
  • QuadropheniaQuadrophenia Registered User
    edited April 2007
    One time I met Chuck Norris and he signed a picture of him doing a high kick while he is wearing funny pants.

    Quadrophenia on
    I'm so tired of partying.
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    was your sister masturbating furiously to porn with the laptop while hiding in the closet?

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    STARFUCK GET OFF MY DICK ALREADY APRIL FOOLS IS OVER

    Abracadaniel on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    STARFUCK GET OFF MY DICK ALREADY APRIL FOOLS IS OVER

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    soi

    Abracadaniel on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    smart hero

    are you really smart hero now?

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    not yet

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yes i'm me again.

    it was a pleasant suprise when i came home this afternoon.

    Abracadaniel on
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