Can you tell if someone is lying?

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I cried during the NFL Draft.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    false

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Dammit Jordyn I wasn't talking to you.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Today I said "check ya later" to Mark Waid.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I used to play Ninja Turtles in the back of an El Camino.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I lost 60 pounds on a potato diet.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    My pen name is Stephen King.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I have never once bought a single Orange property in Monopoly.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I lost 60 pounds on a potatoe diet.

    :winky:

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    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I have 6 step-siblings, all whose names start with the letter K.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I used to play Ninja Turtles in the back of an El Camino.

    I used to play G.I. Joe on top of a 1988 Plymouth Sundance.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    my real name is keith

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Two of these items are lies:




    I dated a girl I met on the the internet for a while.

    I am, by marriage, probably related to Ricky Nelson.

    I designed a crappy little Geocities website for my high school DECA club.

    I have autographs of all of the members of Weird Al's band.

    I've been having sexual fantasies since I was about 8 or 9.

    I once guessed an ex-girlfriends hotmail password and almost sent a copy of an explicit email to the cops to get her new boyfriend charged with statutory rape just to get back at her.

    I never wore a cup all through high school football.

    All the girls I've been in serious relationships with all had names that started with the letter A.

    I'm in a background scene as an extra in the movie Benny and Joon.

    I once bought a girl a spatula as a symbol of my affection for her.

    I once applied for and really hoped to get a job at the IRS because I thought it would be pretty fun.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    false

    mine, nah it's true.

    guy had some pretty bad burns i guess but nothing too serious.

    though I'm told he'll never grow chest hair again.

    luckilly the guy that was working there bust through the door with a blanket and tackled the guy

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You ever see in a movie where dudes are climbing a mountain and there is snow and a guy slips and he slides in the snow torwards a cliff, and is saved somehow at the last moment?

    That happened to me in Afghanistan, except instead of being saved at the last moment, I jammed my boot through the snow into the dirt about 10 feet from a cliff with a 200 foot drop.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I also once got kidnapped by Korean hookers, but through clever manipulation actually had friendly conversation with them for several hours and they even bought me dinner.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    :o

    dang

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I have 6 step-siblings, all whose names start with the letter K.

    my friends whole familys initials is JM

    Justin, Jessica, Jayson, and 2 others I can't remember

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

    1 out of 2.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    ******:x******

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I partially lied. When I said kidnapped, they just ran out as a huge group and drug me inside their building but they didn't have guns or knives or anything.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    smart hero, you're not smart hero

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I know a guy with 19 siblings. There are 10 boys and 10 girls.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I know a guy with 19 siblings. There are 10 boys and 10 girls.

    Your math works if you include the guy you know.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    ******:x******


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I know a guy with 19 siblings. There are 10 boys and 10 girls.

    ooh i see what you did there

    edit: there were a lot of huge families in utah.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb is neither a monkey nor a bomb, discuss.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

    1 out of 2.

    I know a couple of the true ones. Those were my best guesses at the falsies. tee hee

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Guys that wasn't supposed to be a brain teaser.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

    1 out of 2.

    I know a couple of the true ones. Those were my best guesses at the falsies. tee hee

    Which ones do you know are true?

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  • Ethan SmithEthan Smith Origin name: Beart4to Arlington, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So I'm really liking this girl. So I tell this friend of mine (who is a furry) how awsome she is. I then give him her AIM name.

    Half an hour later
    Me-How's it going
    Guy-I'm banging her
    Me-Heh, funny, but really, how is she?
    Guy-Her asshole is tight
    Me-You're fucking?
    Guy-One could say that
    Me-my god, you're RP'ing
    Guy-She does an awsome vixen.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

    1 out of 2.

    I know a couple of the true ones. Those were my best guesses at the falsies. tee hee

    Which ones do you know are true?

    i knew you were in benny and joon

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    commie wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

    1 out of 2.

    I know a couple of the true ones. Those were my best guesses at the falsies. tee hee

    Which ones do you know are true?

    i knew you were in benny and joon

    wrong

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Know may be too strong.

    I have vague recollections of Ricky Nelson.

    I remember something about a cup I think.

    I know I've heard the A name thing before. Unless it was, like, B names and that's just dumb.

    The spatula thing sounds like something you'd do.

    Also IRS.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Odoe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    ******:x******


    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh that's good

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    commie wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Geek, hotmail password and Benny and Joon?

    1 out of 2.

    I know a couple of the true ones. Those were my best guesses at the falsies. tee hee

    Which ones do you know are true?

    i knew you were in benny and joon

    wrong

    whoah what?

    wasn't someone here an extra in a movie? I could have sworn it was you

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Yeah I didn't think the hotmail one sounded like you.

    Edit: Haha actually that's close to something I did, though, now that I think about it.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Yeah I didn't think the hotmail one sounded like you.

    Edit: Haha actually that's close to something I did, though, now that I think about it.

    No, that was a true one.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited April 2007
    wait what

    oh you mean

    it was the other

    which one

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