Ronnie didn't originally suffer from the Hawaiian shirt curse. Once it manifested it didn't fully take hold as he could still wear shirts underneath the Hawaiian shirt. Now it's progressed to the point that he must wear a Hawaiian shirt underneath any other clothing lest it transform into the Hawaiian shirt. Hopefully this is the full extent, as if it continues to progress then anything that touches his torso will turn into a Hawaiian shirt (his bed sheets, his cat, his chair, etc), eventually becoming a terrible version of Midas's touch (Maui's touch?) where either the air molecules surrounding him become tiny shirts or the entire earth is covered by one giant Hawaiian shirt.
Hawaiian shirts are a blessing that Ronnie thinks is a curse, given to all men of greater girth by the dear angel Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. While Kamakawiwo'ole himself could contain the power, we lesser mortals can't
Hawaiian shirts are a blessing that Ronnie thinks is a curse, given to all men of greater girth by the dear angel Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. While Kamakawiwo'ole himself could contain the power, we lesser mortals can't
This is why I love this forum. I see things here that I never knew I needed to see. And when I see them, I am instantly glad I did and want to know more. Love you guys.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
that reminds me of this time my dad almost got side-swiped by this guy on the highway with me and my brother and our cousin in the car, and he flipped him off, and the guy brake-checked him afterwards so my dad indicates that he should pull over
and he gets out to go talk to the guy
and they exchange some words, and the guy is obviously being a dick, and he's been on his cell phone since the beginning of the incident
and my dad reaches through the dude's window and punches him like six times
and the guy says "I'M CALLIN THE COPS MAN" and my dad says "BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME, AND YOUR ASS'LL BE KICKED BY THE TIME THEY GET HERE ANYWAY"
a friend of mine was once pulling into a mcdonalds when suddenly another car cuts him off. The driver of said car then rolls his window down and begins jawing at my friend
so my friend very calmly puts his car into park, gets out, and stands up to his full 6'11'' height
the guy who cut him off decided to go get lunch somewhere else
I once had a guy get out of his car to give me some shit about something and then get right back into it when he realised that, for reasons I don't feel the need to go into here, I was wearing a leotard with a batman logo on it.
Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
Tube the only way that could be better is if there were eerie, high theremin music in the background while the camera does a slow push in on your unblinking eyes.
Posts
This is my favorite whomp. Mostly because the date in the diary is nearly my birthday, and so everybody pretended to like me too.
Edit: So many awesomes. Today was a good day.
Makes me feel like a pony.
then I realized it's that Ronnie isn't wearing a hawaiian shirt
I don't think you fully appreciate the finer details of the whomp! canon
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
This is why I love this forum. I see things here that I never knew I needed to see. And when I see them, I am instantly glad I did and want to know more. Love you guys.
Not sure if you mean as it pertains to whomp, or just the best thing that's happened to me since starting whomp!
But then, either way, I think it's still a tie between having a table at my very first convention, and this thread
You can get your very own sketch in a copy of a book on whompcomic.com
What... which Whomp is that woman dressed as Ronnie from?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Son, sit down on pa's knee and let'im tell you about Tumblr
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
and he gets out to go talk to the guy
and they exchange some words, and the guy is obviously being a dick, and he's been on his cell phone since the beginning of the incident
and my dad reaches through the dude's window and punches him like six times
and the guy says "I'M CALLIN THE COPS MAN" and my dad says "BULLSHIT YOU'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME, AND YOUR ASS'LL BE KICKED BY THE TIME THEY GET HERE ANYWAY"
then we went fishing!
this has been Storytime, With Metzger Meister.
so my friend very calmly puts his car into park, gets out, and stands up to his full 6'11'' height
the guy who cut him off decided to go get lunch somewhere else
Steam | Twitter
Oh God.
Er, actually, I drew genderswap Ronnie
not sorry
how about getting me banned for posting an image from your comic
where does that fit in, Ronnie Iscariot
Because I can never forget it.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
By Reavz (Maybe don't look for it at work)
so beautiful
Best edit I ever did. Planted my seed for the ages...
Best edit you did?