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Why did you jump on the spikes, Giant Bomb?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Guys

    You're being weird about this

    Just play the game that you like

    It will not vanish into the Aether once you're done

    Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to draw a good thing out, make it last a while longer

    Just ask

    Your mother

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiiii

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    gtrmp wrote: »
    Nippon Ichi are working on a new PlayStation 3 game titled I Thought It’d be Harem Paradise, but it Turned Out Yandere Hell.

    I
    Love
    Nippon Ichi

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I'm in

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I love the current trend of long anime titles what lay out the whole basic premise

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I'm angry at how much I enjoy Broken Age because it's going to be over so quickly

    Be like me and only play for an hour and then get scared of playing it too quick and shut it down hastily and with genuine panic

    If I could go back in time and be like you I would.

    No I don't.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I love the current trend of long anime titles what lay out the whole basic premise
    I just like long, cumbersome titles in general

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Guys

    You're being weird about this

    Just play the game that you like

    It will not vanish into the Aether once you're done

    Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to draw a good thing out, make it last a while longer

    Just ask

    Your mother

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiiii

    She says that's not what she meant when she said she wished it were longer

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    AW SHIT

    No I don't.
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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Chincy

    Chincy

    That was a rock solid comeback

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Chincy must be a cereal elf, because that comeback had some

    snap

    CRACKLE

    and

    POP!

    No I don't.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Set, spike, crowd goes wild

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Guys

    You're being weird about this

    Just play the game that you like

    It will not vanish into the Aether once you're done

    Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to draw a good thing out, make it last a while longer

    Just ask

    Your mother

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiiii

    She says that's not what she meant when she said she wished it were longer

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    el_vicio on
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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    http://www.usgamer.net/articles/lightning-returns-a-reminder-that-final-fantasy-is-at-its-best-when-its-scrappy-and-weird
    Bravely Default is a Final Fantasy game (specifically, a direct successor to Final Fantasy: The 4 Heroes of Light) that inexplicably has shed the Final Fantasy name. On the other hand, you have Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, which doesn't feel like it should be called "Final Fantasy." Sure, it carries over characters from FFXIII, and it features the franchise's standardized enemy and spell names, but if Square Enix were more honest the game would be published as "Valkyrie Profile III."

    The pieces are all here. Lightning does indeed return from her exile in Final Fantasy XIII-2, and she plays the role of a valkyrie here even if it's never explicitly stated as such. She's an ascended warrior woman in the employ of God (or a god, anyway; the cosmology of the FFXIII games is an even more jumbled mess than the on-screen stories), and her mission is to reclaim and save souls before Ragnarok arrives -- though the impending end of the world is never directly called by that name, either. As a game, this amounts to an adventure overshadowed by a ticking clock marking time to the apocalypse, wherein Lightning travels the world completing a variety of core and side quests, fighting monsters in fast-paced action-based combat along the way.

    So yes, it's basically a Valkyrie Profile sequel... which shouldn't be surprising, since it was co-developed by VP creators tri-Ace (who had previously lent a hand with Final Fantasy XIII-2).

    Go on...

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2014
    The creator of Tactics Ogre and FFT is kickstarting a new game called Unsung Story

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9I8MsKshqo

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    A rich, diverse Tactical RPG, envisioned by the master of the genre Yasumi Matsuno, Playdek, and you, the fans!

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    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/01/15/final-fantasy-tactics-spiritual-successor-takes-to-ks/

    Brolo on
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    So

    Is the success of the Mighty No. 9 kickstarter why some japanese developers are going for it now?

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    I added Unsung Story to my bookmark toolbar so that I still remember it when I get paid in 2 weeks. I need to give them money for this.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Oh my god

    I just heard about Lightning Returns' ending

    I can't stop laughing

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Oh my god

    I just heard about Lightning Returns' ending

    I can't stop laughing

    This is the correct response.

    And I'm not saying that in a disparaging way either. That ending is the best kind of dumb.

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    why didn't they just make valkyrie profile 3 and not have any connection to final fantasy thirbadteen

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Oh my god

    I just heard about Lightning Returns' ending

    I can't stop laughing

    This is the correct response.

    And I'm not saying that in a disparaging way either. That ending is the best kind of dumb.

    I mean

    I dunno if I gave a shit that seems like it would be pretty terrible

    I'm remembering the response to ME3 here

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Scoops is Spelunkin'

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    Oh my god

    I just heard about Lightning Returns' ending

    I can't stop laughing

    This is the correct response.

    And I'm not saying that in a disparaging way either. That ending is the best kind of dumb.

    I mean

    I dunno if I gave a shit that seems like it would be pretty terrible

    I'm remembering the response to ME3 here

    I think the difference here is that not a ton of people are super into the plot of XIII.

    Like, I really like XIII, I would put XIII-2 in my top 5 final fantasies, but the plot in those games is pretty much silly anime bullshit. It's fun silly anime bullshit, but still.

    Also the Bioware fandom in nucking-futs so the whole ME3 thing is kind of a unique case.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
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    boy this new FF6 sure is hideous

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Smoothing on old graphics should be punishable by death

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    So

    Is the success of the Mighty No. 9 kickstarter why some japanese developers are going for it now?

    There have been a few others before that, like Project Phoenix (another SRPG, this one with an original score by Nobuo Uematsu)

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    why didn't they just make valkyrie profile 3 and not have any connection to final fantasy thirbadteen

    Because they would rather sell millions of copies than zero.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    yeah that's just no good

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    Remaking the sprites looks a bit better, still doesn't fit all that well with the style, though

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    The sprites really don't bother me that much (actually that Kefka looks pretty great), but the default-Flash-animation font and windows really rub me the wrong way.

    Also those two screenshots show completely different battle systems and window setups, what the hell? Guess you have the option of playing it classic- or touch-style?

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    One is the android version, another is a RPG Maker HD-remake that I think is stuck in development hell.

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    ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    I wonder if Lenneth is on psn, everyone should play that

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    The Android HD one looks horrendous

    Especially considering there are a ton of android emulators that replicate it just fine

    Sell me the unedited version please

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    One is the android version, another is a RPG Maker HD-remake that I think is stuck in development hell.

    Oh! That's why it looks a lot better!

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    I wonder if Lenneth is on psn, everyone should play that

    man that game confused me

    never really got the combat/combo system

    and then I think I got like a fifth of the way into the story and couldn't figure out how to advance it any further

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    I bought into Unsung Story:Tale of the Guardians because paying in dollars instead of euros + early bird discount makes a pretty sweet deal, and these games are fairly rare on the PC and I enjoy them.
    I wonder if it's on purpose that it went up the day The Banner Saga released. (The Banner Saga is pretty rad)

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    gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
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    boy this new FF6 sure is hideous

    "espier"

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    skeldare wrote: »
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    Brainiac 8 wrote: »
    So with Ashley being announced as an assist, someone on Gaf reposted a 'leak', one that apparently was the only one with Ashley on it.
    Rosalina is the only Mario newcomer.
    Waluigi and Toad were at once considered, but Waluigi remains an Assist Trophy, and Toad a move for Peach.
    Bowser Junior, Paper Mario and Daisy were never considered. Bowser Junior was planned to be an Assist Trophy, but was scrapped.
    Fawful is a new Mario Assist Trophy. He acts like Mr. Resetti, but will attack opponents at random.
    Diddy Kong will be the next revealed veteran, to coincide with Tropical Freeze’s release date.
    Diddy is paired with Dixie Kong as a tag-team, similar to Zelda and Sheik. Dixie has a separate moveset from Diddy, but it’s still being worked on.
    King K. Rool is a newcomer, the heaviest character on the roster. He is powerful and can KO light characters with 2 good Smash Attacks. His final smash has him use the blunderbuss and fire cannonballs from the top of the screen while they fly in from the sides as well.
    Gangplank Galleon is a stage.
    There is a new Zelda character, although it’s kept a secret so far. The names heard most often are Tingle and Ghirahim.
    Ganondorf will be buffed, although he still retains some of C. Falcon’s moves. He can equip a sword using his Down Special.
    Chrom is a Fire Emblem necomer. He wields the Falchion, and does not replace Ike.
    Chrom is expected to be revealed to celebrate the anniversary of the first Fire Emblem.
    Lyn’s Assist Trophy from Brawl has been scrapped.
    King Gangrel and Aversa are the new Fire Emblem Assist Trophy. Gangrel runs around slicing with his sword, while Aversa flies above using Aversa’s Night. They are the “unexpected” Assist Trophy.
    No newcomers for Yoshi or Wario.
    Wario’s overalls are now his default attire.
    The Kat & Ana Assist Trophy has been scrapped.
    Ashley from WarioWare is a new Assist Trophy.
    Ridley is a newcomer, and is scaled down a bit. It was a major feat on the development team.
    No new Star Fox characters.
    Falco is farther away from being a Fox clone.
    Wolf is no longer a semi-clone.
    Villager has a female costume.
    Mr. Resetti returns as an Assist Trophy.
    Tom Nook is a new Assist Trophy. He apparently drops bells across the stage, which causes opponents to trip. (Due to Sakurai saying tripping is removed, it’s unknown if forced tripping, like this and Diddy’s bananas will return, or if only accidental tripping is removed.)
    Palutena is a newcomer, with her moves based directly off Uprising.
    Magnus is a new Assist Trophy, and acts similarly to Little Mac in Brawl.
    All Pokemon veterans from Brawl return.
    Mewtwo returns.
    Mewtwo and Lucario have very different movesets.
    No new Kirby characters.
    Meta Knight will be revealed sometime in the summer of 2014.
    No changes made to the EarthBound series.
    All misc. characters return (Mr. Game & Watch, R.O.B., Ice Climbers)
    Little Mac is a newcomer. He has the look from the Punch-Out!! reboot for the Wii.
    The Male Wii Fit Trainer is indeed an alt. for Wii Fit Trainer.
    Wii Fit Trainer has a butt attack. It is replaced by a headbutt for the male costume.
    King Hippo is an Assist Trophy.
    The Ghosts from Luigi’s Mansion are an Assist Trophy.
    Snake returns.
    Pac-Man will be the final newcomer. He is a secret character.

    Probably extremely fake, but interesting either way.
    i feel like the ROB leak and reveal is worth remembering, and nothing on the list is too outlandish

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    all of that leak sounds completely reasonable

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Please

    Please

    Of all the awesome Zelda characters

    Don't put in fucking tingle

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    There should be a Pokemon shorts kid assist that deals damage to all characters not wearing shorts

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