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Why did you jump on the spikes, Giant Bomb?

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    Medium DaveMedium Dave Registered User regular
    Broken Age is fucking delightful and charming.

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Ceno wrote: »
    Let's all take a moment and think about a Nintendo system where the operating system is just Animal Crossing

    You boot into your own little village and all your game achievements translate directly into items for your system which people on your friends list can visit
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Ceno wrote: »
    Let's all take a moment and think about a Nintendo system where the operating system is just Animal Crossing

    You boot into your own little village and all your game achievements translate directly into items for your system which people on your friends list can visit

    Each WiiU is a town

    You go to the shop to go to the eShop

    The villagers tell you about the hot new games

    "Have you seen that Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies is now available, poink? It's only $29.99!"

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    If I recall correctly Miyamoto was also against having a Hard mode in SS, and tried to shut down Link Between Worlds

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yeah I just

    Look

    Miyamato did amazing things for the industry

    Retire now please

    I agree with you but it's spelled Miyamoto and your posts are driving me nuts.

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    YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Ceno wrote: »
    Let's all take a moment and think about a Nintendo system where the operating system is just Animal Crossing

    You boot into your own little village and all your game achievements translate directly into items for your system which people on your friends list can visit

    Each WiiU is a town

    You go to the shop to go to the eShop

    The villagers tell you about the hot new games

    "Have you seen that Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Dual Destinies is now available, poink? It's only $34.99!"

    but then when you buy it, you have to go to your character's home and have them pick up their 3DS to play the game

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    You got all the big coins in Mario

    Here's an exclusive design where you can make your house look like Toad's Mushroom house

    ...

    fuck now I'm actively angry at them for not doing this

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Nintendo is my professor who refuses to use the schools online grading network

    Because its new therefore its awful

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Yeah I just

    Look

    Miyamato did amazing things for the industry

    Retire now please

    I agree with you but it's spelled Miyamoto and your posts are driving me nuts.

    I fixed it in the most recent one, sorry <3

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    I mean if Nintendo is so adamant about being a gaming company for the gamers

    Make the foundation of your system an actual game

    And for people who aren't interested in the concept, have a blades-esque menu a button press away that just gets you to whatever you're trying to do

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    There are some fair criticisms of Nintendo's aversion to internet services, and maybe Miyamoto might have something to do with those things in a tangential way.

    But short of the man calling a press conference and screaming racial epithets at everyone present, i'm never going to want him to step down out of anything but a desire for quiet retirement. Dude gets a free pass in my book, and he never seems to run out of fun games to put out.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    SimBen wrote: »
    Yeah I just

    Look

    Miyamato did amazing things for the industry

    Retire now please

    I agree with you but it's spelled Miyamoto and your posts are driving me nuts.

    Miyamato

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    There are some fair criticisms of Nintendo's aversion to internet services, and maybe Miyamoto might have something to do with those things in a tangential way.

    But short of the man calling a press conference and screaming racial epithets at everyone present, i'm never going to want him to step down out of anything but a desire for quiet retirement. Dude gets a free pass in my book, and he never seems to run out of fun games to put out.

    The last fun game Miyamoto put out was Pikmin. He's only involved in game-making in an advisory capacity; since Pikmin, the only games he's actively directed have been Nintendogs, Wii Sports and Wii Music.

    Well okay Wii Sports was fun but it's not what you're thinking of.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I wanted to talk about point and click adventure games in the last thread but it got locked. I grew up on those. When I was a kid my first computer games were Prince of Persia, Wolfenstein 3D, Commander Keen and Hugo's House of Horrors. At some point I got the original Manic Mansion and for Christmas a few years later I got Sam and Max: Hit the Road (which I still have on CD here). My grandfather had all of the Kings Quest games and played them with me, and my best friend had all the Monkey Island games and Loom. I love those things. Still need to play DotT, Grim Fandango, and Full Throttle.

    God I love point and clicks, and I am so glad they are coming back

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    seasleepyseasleepy Registered User regular
    Polygon finally finished their GOTY list:
    10. Tearaway
    9. KR0
    8. SM3DW
    7. GTAV
    6. Brothers
    4. (tie) TLOU & Bioshock Infinite
    3. Towerfall
    2. Zelda
    1. Gone Home

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I wanted to talk about point and click adventure games in the last thread but it got locked. I grew up on those. When I was a kid my first computer games were Prince of Persia, Wolfenstein 3D, Commander Keen and Hugo's House of Horrors. At some point I got the original Manic Mansion and for Christmas a few years later I got Sam and Max: Hit the Road (which I still have on CD here). My grandfather had all of the Kings Quest games and played them with me, and my best friend had all the Monkey Island games and Loom. I love those things. Still need to play DotT, Grim Fandango, and Full Throttle.

    God I love point and clicks, and I am so glad they are coming back

    Jesus, you say you love point and clicks but the three examples you "still need to play" are the best ones ever made in this genre. Get on that.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    the besties' and polygon's obsession with Towerfall drove me mad

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    the main reason to listen to that podcast is still Justin and Griffen McElroy's bafflement at the other two hosts

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    seasleepy wrote: »
    Polygon finally finished their GOTY list:
    10. Tearaway
    9. KR0
    8. SM3DW
    7. GTAV
    6. Brothers
    4. (tie) TLOU & Bioshock Infinite
    3. Towerfall
    2. Zelda
    1. Gone Home

    you can't have 11 games on a top 10 list god damn it

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Towerfall being number 3 is such an incredible representation of how left field Polygon has gone

    That game is firmly in the realm of 'Pretty ok'

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    el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    edited January 2014
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I wanted to talk about point and click adventure games in the last thread but it got locked. I grew up on those. When I was a kid my first computer games were Prince of Persia, Wolfenstein 3D, Commander Keen and Hugo's House of Horrors. At some point I got the original Manic Mansion and for Christmas a few years later I got Sam and Max: Hit the Road (which I still have on CD here). My grandfather had all of the Kings Quest games and played them with me, and my best friend had all the Monkey Island games and Loom. I love those things. Still need to play DotT, Grim Fandango, and Full Throttle.

    God I love point and clicks, and I am so glad they are coming back


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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    THIS IS LIKE GIVING HALF STARS, WHICH PORYGON ALSO DOES

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Towerfall is Just inferior Samurai Gunn

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    CenoCeno pizza time Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    seasleepy wrote: »
    Polygon finally finished their GOTY list:
    10. Tearaway
    9. KR0
    8. SM3DW
    7. GTAV
    6. Brothers
    4. (tie) TLOU & Bioshock Infinite
    3. Towerfall
    2. Zelda
    1. Gone Home

    you can't have 11 games on a top 10 list god damn it

    Don't worry if their list isn't well received they'll bump the number down

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    seasleepy wrote: »
    Polygon finally finished their GOTY list:
    10. Tearaway
    9. KR0
    8. SM3DW
    7. GTAV
    6. Brothers
    4. (tie) TLOU & Bioshock Infinite
    3. Towerfall
    2. Zelda
    1. Gone Home

    you can't have 11 games on a top 10 list god damn it

    No, you can't

    and they don't

    we all agree about this! Wanna have a drink?

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    seasleepyseasleepy Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    seasleepy wrote: »
    Polygon finally finished their GOTY list:
    10. Tearaway
    9. KR0
    8. SM3DW
    7. GTAV
    6. Brothers
    4. (tie) TLOU & Bioshock Infinite
    3. Towerfall
    2. Zelda
    1. Gone Home

    you can't have 11 games on a top 10 list god damn it
    They....do have 10 though? They skipped 5?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    just want to clarify that i was being facetious just in case anyone thought i was actually that obsessed

    I'll admit the zeal towards this game has turned me off from looking into it

    which is really dumb of me!
    no this is completely understandable and reasonable

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Simben did you just talk shit about nintendogs

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    There are some fair criticisms of Nintendo's aversion to internet services, and maybe Miyamoto might have something to do with those things in a tangential way.

    But short of the man calling a press conference and screaming racial epithets at everyone present, i'm never going to want him to step down out of anything but a desire for quiet retirement. Dude gets a free pass in my book, and he never seems to run out of fun games to put out.

    The last fun game Miyamoto put out was Pikmin. He's only involved in game-making in an advisory capacity; since Pikmin, the only games he's actively directed have been Nintendogs, Wii Sports and Wii Music.

    Well okay Wii Sports was fun but it's not what you're thinking of.

    Well i mean, he also produced every singe Mario game for the last 6 years too, and i guess you can argue about whether or not he had any real affect on those games based on whatever limited information we have. I'm more inclined to believe he had a positive affect, but i guess there's no proving that.

    But that seems like a silly thing to do, and putting Nintendo's problem on any one person, let alone someone with a sterling record like Miyamoto, seems kind of pointless to me. I don't think him retiring would solve anything on it's own, and at the end of the day Nintendo could ignore the internet completely and if the games where still good i'd prefer that.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    oh

    carry on then

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Simben did you just talk shit about nintendogs

    Listen, listen

    Can we please all just calm down

    Join hands

    And all talk shit about Wii Music

    That unrepentant piece of garbotrash

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Simben did you just talk shit about nintendogs

    Don't even try to defend it.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want a tomagotchi.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Simben did you just talk shit about nintendogs

    Don't even try to defend it.

    Look I know you worked on far cry but not every game needs to have a skinning mechanic

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Hullis wrote: »
    Simben did you just talk shit about nintendogs

    Don't even try to defend it.

    Look I know you worked on far cry but not every game needs to have a skinning mechanic

    They took it out of Pikmin for a reason

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I really thought it worked well in New Leaf, to be fair

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I loved the pro-templar stuff in ac4 but that always felt more tongue-in-cheek and for the player's benefit

    with Liberation being a proper released Abstergo Entertainment product the way they support the templars is subtler and wonderfully subversive

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Oh my god old tomagotchis are expensive...

    Also just saw a lot of a bunch of digimon toys up for almost 500 bucks.

    And my brother has most of those. I wonder if he'd like to make some money?

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    in this era of the dadification of video games it is nice to see mother-daughter relationships get some exploration too in liberation

    I was worried that aveline would be the lone STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER in a still male-dominated story but in fact most of the major players are women and it certainly flies through the bechdel test

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    But the problem is that no aspect of Aveline's characterization is at all explored or expanded upon. There's some lore stuff that fills in the gaps but it just jumps ahead to NOW SHE'S AN ASSASSIN OKAY FREE SOME SLAVES.

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