I happened to see this thread on the front page yesterday and remembered the adventure game. It was awful (I understand that's the point but ironically poor gameplay is still poor gameplay) but I found the writing funny, so I blitzed through the first six episodes and jesus christ
I was expecting them to
figure out what that reality's Rick did, go back and fix everything
but instead... Fucking hell. That got super dark, super quick, and I love it.
Look, Morty - hic, uh...
You carry your body
and I'll carry mine
That seems like a - hic, fair allocation of things, huh Morty
Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
#!/bin/python2
#I wrote, Morty, this in, Morty, a couple minutes and did absolutely no testing, so don't go and start using it, Morty, for any mission, Morty, critical stuff, *belch* not that I know *belch* what *belch* kind of mission critical stuff you'd want *belch* to *belch* do with a python program that says things in *belch* my voice, Morty, anyway, Morty!
from random import random
i,o=raw_input().split(),[]
for w in i:
while len(i) > 1:
s=''
if random() <= .2:
s=[' *belch*',', Morty,'][random() <= .5]
o.append('{}{}'.format(i.pop(0),s))
s,p='',''
if random() <= .4:
s,p=', Morty!','?!.'
o.append('{}{}'.format(''.join([c for c in i[0] if c not in p]),s))
print ' '.join(o)
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#!/bin/python2
#I wrote, Morty, this in, Morty, a couple minutes and did absolutely no testing, so don't go and start using it, Morty, for any mission, Morty, critical stuff, *belch* not that I know *belch* what *belch* kind of mission critical stuff you'd want *belch* to *belch* do with a python program that says things in *belch* my voice, Morty, anyway, Morty!
from random import random
i,o=raw_input().split(),[]
for w in i:
while len(i) > 1:
s=''
if random() <= .2:
s=[' *belch*',', Morty,'][random() <= .5]
o.append('{}{}'.format(i.pop(0),s))
s,p='',''
if random() <= .4:
s,p=', Morty!','?!.'
o.append('{}{}'.format(''.join([c for c in i[0] if c not in p]),s))
print ' '.join(o)
#!/bin/python2
#I wrote, Morty, this in, Morty, a couple minutes and did absolutely no testing, so don't go and start using it, Morty, for any mission, Morty, critical stuff, *belch* not that I know *belch* what *belch* kind of mission critical stuff you'd want *belch* to *belch* do with a python program that says things in *belch* my voice, Morty, anyway, Morty!
from random import random
i,o=raw_input().split(),[]
for w in i:
while len(i) > 1:
s=''
if random() <= .2:
s=[' *belch*',', Morty,'][random() <= .5]
o.append('{}{}'.format(i.pop(0),s))
s,p='',''
if random() <= .4:
s,p=', Morty!','?!.'
o.append('{}{}'.format(''.join([c for c in i[0] if c not in p]),s))
print ' '.join(o)
So I just finished rewatching the show and I have to ask:
Was Jerry scientifically engineered in a vat somewhere to create the world's most pathetic human being?
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I watched the simulation episode again and just realized that the alien leader is voiced by David Cross. The aliens can't stand nudity. I'm sure that was done on purpose and not just a coincidence.
No Summer I don't think I'll be bringing along a girl with me on my adventures and exploits, but he~re's a pink space ship, have fun.
Maybe that will shut you up...
No Summer I don't think I'll be bringing along a girl with me on my adventures and exploits, but he~re's a pink space ship, have fun.
Maybe that will shut you up...
wow. rick. wow.
Hes a seventy year old hispanic alcoholic that watched his brilliant daughter ruin her life at a young age. Im guessing Rick has some bias regarding feminism
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Look, Morty - hic, uh...
and I'll carry mine
That seems like a - hic, fair allocation of things, huh Morty
He said the show was "flustering".
I think that's fair. Hopefully he'll see the others.
The ending pretty much seals the deal.
"They're just robots Morty, it's ok to shoot robots Morty!"
"It's a figure of speech Morty! These people are bureaucrats, I have no respect for them!"
Sometimes you just gotta 9/11 some guys.
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A HUNDRED VIEWS RICK AND MORTY
A HUNDRED RAVENS RICK AND MORTY
RICK AND MORTY A HUNDRED DAYS A HUNDRED THREADS RICK AND MORTY!
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Rick is not pleased...
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If the show ever gets cancelled I say we all use meseeks avatars in protest and slowly get more and more surly in our replies.
Oh, we're wellllll past that.
It's not my fault, you roped my into this.
Send that to the show's writers.
lorem ricksum
Rick:
"Great, now I got to take over a whole world because of your stupid boobs..."
Was Jerry scientifically engineered in a vat somewhere to create the world's most pathetic human being?
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Made it to 0:40.
It's gettin' weirddddddd.
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Skip to 00:45 for the clip.
Edit: That is a very awkward preview image.
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Maybe that will shut you up...
wow. rick. wow.
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Beth and Jerry are actually a bit like Rick and Morty.
Hes a seventy year old hispanic alcoholic that watched his brilliant daughter ruin her life at a young age. Im guessing Rick has some bias regarding feminism