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[Rick and Morty] and Mr. Poopy Butthole

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I happened to see this thread on the front page yesterday and remembered the adventure game. It was awful (I understand that's the point but ironically poor gameplay is still poor gameplay) but I found the writing funny, so I blitzed through the first six episodes and jesus christ

    I was expecting them to
    figure out what that reality's Rick did, go back and fix everything
    but instead... Fucking hell. That got super dark, super quick, and I love it.

    Look, Morty - hic, uh...
    You carry your body

    and I'll carry mine

    That seems like a - hic, fair allocation of things, huh Morty

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Showed "Lawnmower Dogs" to my Brother.

    He said the show was "flustering".

    I think that's fair. Hopefully he'll see the others.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    I like to show people Rick Potion #9 first.

    The ending pretty much seals the deal.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    The pilot sold me.

    "They're just robots Morty, it's ok to shoot robots Morty!"

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Well as I anticipated I think he was sold by the airplane scene.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    The pilot sold me.

    "They're just robots Morty, it's ok to shoot robots Morty!"

    "It's a figure of speech Morty! These people are bureaucrats, I have no respect for them!"

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    Giggles_FunsworthGiggles_Funsworth Blight on Discourse Bay Area SprawlRegistered User regular
    Well as I anticipated I think he was sold by the airplane scene.

    Sometimes you just gotta 9/11 some guys.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Has anyone made a text converter that randomly adds belches and "Morty!" to text?

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    undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
    #!/bin/python2
    
    #I wrote, Morty, this in, Morty, a couple minutes and did absolutely no testing, so don't go and start using it, Morty, for any mission, Morty, critical stuff, *belch* not that I know *belch* what *belch* kind of mission critical stuff you'd want *belch* to *belch* do with a python program that says things in *belch* my voice, Morty, anyway, Morty!
    
    from random import random
    
    i,o=raw_input().split(),[]
    for w in i:
        while len(i) > 1:
            s=''
            if random() <= .2:
                s=[' *belch*',', Morty,'][random() <= .5]
            o.append('{}{}'.format(i.pop(0),s))
    s,p='',''
    if random() <= .4:
        s,p=', Morty!','?!.'
    o.append('{}{}'.format(''.join([c for c in i[0] if c not in p]),s))
    
    print ' '.join(o)
    

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    RICK AND MORTY THREAD A HUNDRED PAGES

    A HUNDRED VIEWS RICK AND MORTY

    A HUNDRED RAVENS RICK AND MORTY

    RICK AND MORTY A HUNDRED DAYS A HUNDRED THREADS RICK AND MORTY!

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    PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2014
    Two more weeks Rick and Morty

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    undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    btw, it appears that Rick and *Summer* will be having an adventure this new coming episode.

    Rick is not pleased...

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    YOUR FAILURES ARE YOUR OWN OLD MAN I'M MR. MESEEKS LOOK AT ME.

    If the show ever gets cancelled I say we all use meseeks avatars in protest and slowly get more and more surly in our replies.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    In protest?

    Oh, we're wellllll past that.

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    In protest?

    Oh, we're wellllll past that.

    It's not my fault, you roped my into this.

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    Edith UpwardsEdith Upwards Registered User regular
    #!/bin/python2
    
    #I wrote, Morty, this in, Morty, a couple minutes and did absolutely no testing, so don't go and start using it, Morty, for any mission, Morty, critical stuff, *belch* not that I know *belch* what *belch* kind of mission critical stuff you'd want *belch* to *belch* do with a python program that says things in *belch* my voice, Morty, anyway, Morty!
    
    from random import random
    
    i,o=raw_input().split(),[]
    for w in i:
        while len(i) > 1:
            s=''
            if random() <= .2:
                s=[' *belch*',', Morty,'][random() <= .5]
            o.append('{}{}'.format(i.pop(0),s))
    s,p='',''
    if random() <= .4:
        s,p=', Morty!','?!.'
    o.append('{}{}'.format(''.join([c for c in i[0] if c not in p]),s))
    
    print ' '.join(o)
    

    Send that to the show's writers.

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    SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    #!/bin/python2
    
    #I wrote, Morty, this in, Morty, a couple minutes and did absolutely no testing, so don't go and start using it, Morty, for any mission, Morty, critical stuff, *belch* not that I know *belch* what *belch* kind of mission critical stuff you'd want *belch* to *belch* do with a python program that says things in *belch* my voice, Morty, anyway, Morty!
    
    from random import random
    
    i,o=raw_input().split(),[]
    for w in i:
        while len(i) > 1:
            s=''
            if random() <= .2:
                s=[' *belch*',', Morty,'][random() <= .5]
            o.append('{}{}'.format(i.pop(0),s))
    s,p='',''
    if random() <= .4:
        s,p=', Morty!','?!.'
    o.append('{}{}'.format(''.join([c for c in i[0] if c not in p]),s))
    
    print ' '.join(o)
    

    lorem ricksum

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Just saw the preview for the next Rick and Morty.
    Rick and Summer adventure.

    Rick:
    "Great, now I got to take over a whole world because of your stupid boobs..."

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    Lord_MordjaLord_Mordja Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    So I just finished rewatching the show and I have to ask:
    Was Jerry scientifically engineered in a vat somewhere to create the world's most pathetic human being?

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    GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    He was generically engineered to survive the zombie apocalypse.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Glal wrote: »
    He was generically engineered to survive the zombie cronenberg apocalypse.

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    undergroundmonorailundergroundmonorail single-track subway Registered User regular
    No, that was a happy accident.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    In protest?

    Oh, we're wellllll past that.

    It's not my fault, you roped my into this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_hG70ENBkQ

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    In protest?

    Oh, we're wellllll past that.

    It's not my fault, you roped my into this.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_hG70ENBkQ

    Made it to 0:40.

    It's gettin' weirddddddd.

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I'm guessing at 3:00, you start feeling like this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUIFmphzhsQ

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    FireflashFireflash Montreal, QCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2014
    I watched the simulation episode again and just realized that the alien leader is voiced by David Cross. The aliens can't stand nudity. I'm sure that was done on purpose and not just a coincidence.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    You guys seen the promos/commercials as well right? They are actually worth watching.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90iqltbkoiA

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Probably NSFW:
    Skip to 00:45 for the clip.

    Edit: That is a very awkward preview image.

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    UrQuanLord88UrQuanLord88 Registered User regular
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Edit: That is a very awkward preview image.
    Boobies!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Wub a lubba dub dub!

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    That was a pretty great episode. I'm super excited to have this airing again; hopefully it can continue uninterrupted now.

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    Giggles_FunsworthGiggles_Funsworth Blight on Discourse Bay Area SprawlRegistered User regular
    Dan Harmon's really on a Zardoz kick this week.

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    "Did I really set the bar that low?"

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    The talk at the end was a wow

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    JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Hopefully the family does not use the goggles to look into a certain Cronenberged parallel reality.....

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    NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    No Summer I don't think I'll be bringing along a girl with me on my adventures and exploits, but he~re's a pink space ship, have fun.
    Maybe that will shut you up...

    wow. rick. wow.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I like that Jerry is actually a really capable guy, but only when extraordinary circumstances force him to be, especially when Beth backs him.

    Beth and Jerry are actually a bit like Rick and Morty.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    No Summer I don't think I'll be bringing along a girl with me on my adventures and exploits, but he~re's a pink space ship, have fun.
    Maybe that will shut you up...

    wow. rick. wow.

    Hes a seventy year old hispanic alcoholic that watched his brilliant daughter ruin her life at a young age. Im guessing Rick has some bias regarding feminism

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