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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Yay I can walk again. Got super drunk on Friday night and woke up with a random drunk bruise. Normally not a problem but this one was right on corner of my kneecap.

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  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    eggs
    milk
    salt
    pepper
    shallots
    mushrooms
    feta

    scramble

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    no mushrooms

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I am bad at flirting. :(

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tldr i had to defend yerba mate to someone a couple weeks ago

    they'd never heard of it

    i was explaining what it was to this spanish girl in a bodega!

    i felt like a star

    omg Organichu‌

    she was explaining it to us you motorboatin son of a bitch

    dude she kept saying 'in spanish that means plant'

    and i am like yeah i guess, but what the actual product is is...

    and she was like oh... it means plant tho

    me: ok

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    naw but this jawn tho

    The guy who hit on my mom actually said "I can break that jawn up for you" (in regards to some ice we were trying to break)

    it was my first time seeing someone actually use that word seriously.

    haha really? goddamn you really haven't spent enough time in philly (or spent too long northwest of the boulevard)

    that word was probably the most common pronoun of my childhood

    I don't go outside that much so I'm pretty pale (for my skin tone) and I don't hear a lot of people talking.

    I can get this dark:

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    so imagine what I could pick up if I went outside.

    I like your skin tone in this picture.

    Oh, am I too pale for you now?

    COLORIST.

    *weeps tears of winter-shut-in-skin oppression*

    Is that 1990s John McCain with you

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am bad at flirting. :(

    what makes you say that?

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am bad at flirting. :(

    Try to work on not making totally random self-deprecating comments?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am bad at flirting. :(

    what makes you say that?

    She just stares at people like this :winky:

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Never blinking, eyebrows never stopping.

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am bad at flirting. :(

    what makes you say that?

    She just stares at people like this :winky:

    that is A+ flirting, how dare you

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am bad at flirting. :(

    Try to work on not making totally random self-deprecating comments?

    Hung over and lying in bed. It's the perfect time for random self depreciating comments.

  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tldr i had to defend yerba mate to someone a couple weeks ago

    they'd never heard of it

    i was explaining what it was to this spanish girl in a bodega!

    i felt like a star

    omg Organichu‌

    she was explaining it to us you motorboatin son of a bitch

    dude she kept saying 'in spanish that means plant'

    and i am like yeah i guess, but what the actual product is is...

    and she was like oh... it means plant tho

    me: ok

    Your multicultural awareness grew three sizes that day. I am so proud Organichu : (

  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I am bad at flirting. :(

    Try to work on not making totally random self-deprecating comments?

    Hung over and lying in bed. It's the perfect time for random self depreciating comments.

    If you're hung over laying in bed, one way or another, it is probably a little late for flirting.


    You're going about this all wrong.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I hate sundays

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    I did learn that the guy I have a crush on in my pride group is straight last night. (Well, I guess he could be bi) Which was nice. He's just so gorgeous.

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Bleh almost 5am. Guess I'm not going back to sleep now.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    the latest in a long line of poor instrument purchase desires: i want to buy a theremin

    they're just so cool

    A buying a theremin is like buying a drum kit. It's only good for annoying the shit out of everyone in hearing distance until you get good. Except there is no such thing as being good at playing the theremin.

    @donkey kong i own an electronic drum kit, a keyboard, five guitars, a banjo, and a ukelele

    people are annoyed whether i'm good or not
    (i am, suck it)

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i bought tickets to a documentary about Slint

    it is going to be excellent

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tldr i had to defend yerba mate to someone a couple weeks ago

    they'd never heard of it

    i was explaining what it was to this spanish girl in a bodega!

    i felt like a star

    omg Organichu‌

    she was explaining it to us you motorboatin son of a bitch

    dude she kept saying 'in spanish that means plant'

    and i am like yeah i guess, but what the actual product is is...

    and she was like oh... it means plant tho

    me: ok

    itt organichu whitesplains

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    I know I'm late to this but I don't follow new music really at all

    I like this Royals song so much more than I want to. I wonder if I should take the time to listen to the album.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Chinese fortune cookie: "You will soon take a very pleasant and successful trip."

    this either is pertinent to pax east or the sheet of acid i slipped into my egg drop sssssooooouuu

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i just started watching Hannibal

    this show is already ridiculous two minutes in

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Yay I can walk again. Got super drunk on Friday night and woke up with a random drunk bruise. Normally not a problem but this one was right on corner of my kneecap.

    last week when we were drinking, someone fell off their chair and kicked me in the shin

    it has been sore, but the bruise only came out yesterday

    i'm wondering if this is my super power

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Yay I can walk again. Got super drunk on Friday night and woke up with a random drunk bruise. Normally not a problem but this one was right on corner of my kneecap.

    Next time don't fuck with the Lollipop Guild

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Is that 1990s John McCain with you

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    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    DO NOT RESIZE

    everyone must see

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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Hmm... redx is going to go and take a shower, and then book a room for friday for the pax dinner thing. It is the same price for 2 doubles or a king. Like, 5 blocks from the restaurant.

    If anyone thinks he should get the double, like, @ or PM or whatever.

    Hotel Marlowe.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    Variable wrote: »
    I know I'm late to this but I don't follow new music really at all

    I like this Royals song so much more than I want to. I wonder if I should take the time to listen to the album.

    I had a friend try and convince me that I needed to listen to Royals because he thought I'd really like it

    He was mistaken. He figured since I love Florence + The Machine that I would like it I guess? Except the songs I really like by F+tM are the songs with either a really driving beat or fuckawesome over the top vocals. Royals does not have either of those things at alllllll.

    I kinda want to listen to the album because what I've heard about Lorde makes me think there's probably something on it I'd like though

    But def not really a fan of Royals

    HappylilElf on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Pure Heroine is one of the most boring albums I've sat through.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    I did learn that the guy I have a crush on in my pride group is straight last night. (Well, I guess he could be bi) Which was nice. He's just so gorgeous.

    go git 'im gurl

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Alright guys, taking a quick break from cleaning my roo----



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    SAYS THE MLP AV

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  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Alright guys, taking a quick break from cleaning my roo----



    [im.g]http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/leaving-now-grandpa-simpsons.gif[/img]

    SAYS THE MLP AV

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    Oh, speaking of that...

    While at the tourney down in Troy, the TO's wife had a fucking awesome box for Netrunner, with the alt-art Private Security Force on the cover and other awesome cards set up around the side.

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    Needless to say, we were damned impressed with the box.

    ... Turns out she had one featuring Fluttershy as well, with a stained glass artpiece on the top and a pretty epic battle prep scene on the inside.

    If I could've, I would have bought one of those on the spot from her, or gotten the pattern to make my own. In fact, I'll probably follow up with her on getting something like that featuring Chrysalis.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
  • surettesurette kill the switch Boston, MARegistered User regular
    I approve of the OP so much.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    redx wrote: »
    Hmm... redx is going to go and take a shower, and then book a room for friday for the pax dinner thing. It is the same price for 2 doubles or a king. Like, 5 blocks from the restaurant.

    If anyone thinks he should get the double, like, @ or PM or whatever.

    Hotel Marlowe.

    anybody trying to fuck is my question

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Great, now I've got West Side Story in my head. Thanks, @InfamyDeferred‌ ...

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Oh god why does taking nail polish off take an hour?

    I guess I could find a stronger solvent but that seems like it would be bad.

  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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