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  • redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I don't think blueberry and mango should be combined in jam. Strong jam opinions are what got man on the moon

    It's unnatural.

    This machine kills threads.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i just had some yerba mate

    poo
    TL DR
  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i too am ovulating. i'm a hot mess. *fans self, eats a whole cantaloupe, dips tender nipples in ice bath*

    YOU DON'T KNOW TINDER.

    I AM IN PAIN, BRO.

    THE WIND CAN'T EVEN BLOW PAST THEM WITHOUT ME GOING "OW"

    holla at me when you sit on your balls

    holla at me when you spew blood out of your orifice and when you stand your lips feel heavy and hurt.

    and I don't mean the ones on your face.

    Yeah, sounds almost a moderate case of hemorrhoids, except less embarrassing cause 51% of the population have it on a regular basis for most of their life.

    I weep for all the booty holes of the world that suffer from hemorrhoids.

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    But really. What do I message okcupid guy and last night at bar guy???

    a. "None yet, what did you have in mind?"
    b. It depends on what club grinder texted

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I don't think blueberry and mango should be combined in jam. Strong jam opinions are what got man on the moon

    It's unnatural.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Someone mention orange Asian girls?

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    AAAGGGHHH
    Their faces look like something out of Pan's Labrynth

    MazzyxDelmainoverride367jakobagger
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Also the orange is so weird.

    A lot of the Japanese I know if they are actually outside do tan. They don't turn orange.

    That takes special effort.

    Though Asian hair blows at being dyed. It just turns orange a lot. Have to be really careful on how you dye it.

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  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »

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    I like to imagine that the old dude is pushing beardy away in an attempted geriatric cockblock

    ...why would your imagination turn "beardy" (aka my dad) into someone who is hitting on me :open_mouth:

    VariableKagera
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    I hope he's banging that chick.

    This is my fear with white dudes.

    "Is he down with anything other than vanilla?"

    curse you white guys. why must you be so cute.
    it is a great burden, but we gamely soldier on

  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    "Hey it's ____ from last night. How did the rest of your night turn out"

  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »

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    I like to imagine that the old dude is pushing beardy away in an attempted geriatric cockblock

    ...why would your imagination turn "beardy" (aka my dad) into someone who is hitting on me :open_mouth:

    it was more about the old dude seemingly pushing him away.

    I await the follow up post where you inform me that Old guy is your grandfather.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »

    ScSvgOB.jpg

    I like to imagine that the old dude is pushing beardy away in an attempted geriatric cockblock

    ...why would your imagination turn "beardy" (aka my dad) into someone who is hitting on me :open_mouth:

    it was more about the old dude seemingly pushing him away.

    I await the follow up post where you inform me that Old guy is your grandfather.

    my god, the Delayed Double Cockblock Switcharooni... aka the Flatbush Avenue aka the Moscow Menace

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I kind of want Roger Moore to dispense with the double entendres just once. Q asks whether the mission was successful and instead of a smirking 'on and off' he just says TOTALLY BANGED THIS WOMAN LIKE TWICE, DUDE.


    I feel like as Mooore ages he comes off more and more like a sleazy old man that his colleagues kind of stoically endure.

    I really wish that someone sometimes would be like "yes oh my god we get it"

    By the last few its kind of embarrassing. One thing one of the directors, maybe John Glen, said about Moore is that he is almost physically incapable of running. He looks like he has a stick up his arse the whole time.

    Moore also used to hold up cue cards off camera to distract Desmond Llewllyn during his technical speeches that said BOLLOCKS and TITS.

    JacobkoshAbdhyiusCaptain Carrotsurrealitycheck
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    just finished game of thrones

    i think my soul is dead now

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »

    ScSvgOB.jpg

    I like to imagine that the old dude is pushing beardy away in an attempted geriatric cockblock

    ...why would your imagination turn "beardy" (aka my dad) into someone who is hitting on me :open_mouth:

    it was more about the old dude seemingly pushing him away.

    I await the follow up post where you inform me that Old guy is your grandfather.

    He is an actor.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    just finished game of thrones

    i think my soul is dead now

    purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka

    MimJacobkosh
  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    When I am ovulating:

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  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »

    ScSvgOB.jpg

    I like to imagine that the old dude is pushing beardy away in an attempted geriatric cockblock

    ...why would your imagination turn "beardy" (aka my dad) into someone who is hitting on me :open_mouth:

    it was more about the old dude seemingly pushing him away.

    I await the follow up post where you inform me that Old guy is your grandfather.

    If Michael Hogan was my grandfather...

    Well I don't think I'd be worried about student loans right now.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I kind of want Roger Moore to dispense with the double entendres just once. Q asks whether the mission was successful and instead of a smirking 'on and off' he just says TOTALLY BANGED THIS WOMAN LIKE TWICE, DUDE.


    I feel like as Mooore ages he comes off more and more like a sleazy old man that his colleagues kind of stoically endure.

    I really wish that someone sometimes would be like "yes oh my god we get it"

    By the last few its kind of embarrassing. One thing one of the directors, maybe John Glen, said about Moore is that he is almost physically incapable of running. He looks like he has a stick up his arse the whole time.

    Moore also used to hold up cue cards off camera to distract Desmond Llewllyn during his technical speeches that said BOLLOCKS and TITS.

    I take it all back. He is a hero.

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    Bogart
  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Alright guys, taking a quick break from cleaning my roo----



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    Official member of the Grilling Gentry
    "Brevity is the soul of getting your shit read." - Tube
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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    my take away from GoT is p much DEAR GOD THE SEX AND VIOLENCE

    SO MUCH SEX AND VIOLENCE

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    InfamyDeferredjakobagger
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Though Asian hair blows at being dyed. It just turns orange a lot. Have to be really careful on how you dye it.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular


    @spool32‌
    @Jacobkosh‌
    @Bogart‌

    i have to watch this a couple times a year, just in an hysterical fit

    BogartJacobkoshHappylilElfspool32
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    [chat] my move to Portland was successful.

    Peace of mind acquired.

    MazzyxMimJacobkoshHappylilElfAthenorjakobaggersurrealitycheckmsmya
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Fighting The Rising Odds Registered User, Moderator mod
    Barbara Bach. Woof.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    in other news

    twelve monkeys is a crap movie

    it is slow, disjointed, not particularly exciting and i dont know why i'm still watching it

    mostly because once i get a certain point in a movie i feel committed to see it to the end

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    Hung over and slightly feeling under the weather . Blehh.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
  • MimMim I don’t do cocaine, I just like how it smells Registered User regular
    msmya wrote: »
    Hung over and slightly feeling under the weather . Blehh.

    but you guys clamoring for the Mya-pie.

    Shoot up like a daisy.

    er...like I mean stand in the sun and grow tall, not do heroin.

  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    in other news

    twelve monkeys is a crap movie

    it is slow, disjointed, not particularly exciting and i dont know why i'm still watching it

    mostly because once i get a certain point in a movie i feel committed to see it to the end

    Obligatory "watch La Jetee" post

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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    This. This is what the relationship between man and food should be.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Hung over and slightly feeling under the weather . Blehh.

    but you guys clamoring for the Mya-pie.

    Shoot up like a daisy.

    er...like I mean stand in the sun and grow tall, not do heroin.

    third reading and nope, still can't make sense of this post

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    hi nerds

    kediniksurrealitycheck
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Alright guys, taking a quick break from cleaning my roo----



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    SAYS THE MLP AV

    Sparvy
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »


    @ spool32‌
    @ Jacobkosh‌
    @ Bogart‌

    i have to watch this a couple times a year, just in an hysterical fit

    That was amazing.

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    BogartVariable
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    mim your dad is young looking

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    kedinik
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    When I am ovulating:

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    Well then.

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    oh is that jennifer anniston

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
    override367
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    hi nerds

    hi nerdo.

    desc
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tldr i had to defend yerba mate to someone a couple weeks ago

    they'd never heard of it

    i was explaining what it was to this spanish girl in a bodega!

    i felt like a star

    omg @Organichu‌

    she was explaining it to us you motorboatin son of a bitch

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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