I must confess that I thought that the perfectly reasonable fear was the least likely to win that round.
I may also be bad at CaH and will refrain from thinking and posting further confessions.
All right! Got the answers before I have to sleep!
Wearing an octopus for a hat. High five, bro. (Boozer) Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. High five, bro. (Discrider) (*) Men. High five, bro. (Initiatefailure) The folly of man. High five, bro. (Axman13) Teaching a robot how to love. High five, bro. (Extreaminatus) Rising from the grave. High five, bro. (Iongantas)
@Dr. Flamingo, what deserves flesh striking flesh and a loud "WHOO!"?
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Take a break from Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath, bro, for I request the highest of fives!
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Judge Judy had really been the shambling corpse of Larry King all along. (Axman13)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that genital piercings had really been overpowering your father all along. (Iongantas)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that The Land of Chocolate had really been pooping back and forth, forever all along. (Dr. Flamingo)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama had really been depression all along. (Extreaminatus) (*)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that chunks of dead prostitute had really been vehicular manslaughter all along. (Initiatefailure)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that a monkey smoking a cigar had really been my genitals all along. (Boozer)
@Discrider, what's going to leave the audience saying "What."?
I think the best synopsis has to be: In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama had really been depression all along.
Because when you're down in the dumps, you just want to hit the sauce.
You should've seen how deep in the pit Extreaminatus sank when he saw someone else get even more of Cooking Mama's love. Guess bronze medal approval just wasn't enough.
Round 5: Extreaminatus is judging
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow ______ at the country club.
Please PM your answers while Extreaminatus insists that Cooking Mama is totally real enough to be a member.
I'm surprised not all of the country clubs dies out with their patrons.
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow jizzing into Santa's beard at the country club. (Dr. Flamingo)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow a spontaneous conga line at the country club. (Discrider) (*)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow me at the country club. (Initiatefailure)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow getting really high at the country club. (Axman13)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes at the country club. (Boozer)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow active listening at the country club. (Iongantas)
@Extreaminatus, what are the lawyers in the bushes waiting to hear?
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Sorry sire, but a spontaneous conga line is not allowed here.
Gentlemen of our stature are allowed only one dance: freestyle disco.
I can't understand grandma. She's covering her eyes, but the got pissed when we tried to stop.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Self-flagellation (Axman13)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A Ugandan warlord (Initiatefailure)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Stephen Hawking talking dirty (Boozer)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Historically black colleges (Extreaminatus) (*)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A homoerotic volleyball montage (Iongantas)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? An erection that lasts longer than four hours (Dr. Flamingo)
@Discrider, how is grandma getting her freaky fun?
Vigorous jazz hands. Betcha can't have just one! (Discrider) The Boy Scouts of America. Betcha can't have just one! (Iongantas) (*) Suicidal thoughts. Betcha can't have just one! (Dr. Flamingo) The inevitable heat death of the universe. Betcha can't have just one! (Axman13) A thermonuclear detonation. Betcha can't have just one! (Boozer) Homeless people. Betcha can't have just one! (Initiatefailure)
Some of these answers are as revealing as running around naked.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? 70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome (Axman13)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A greased-up Matthew McConaughey (Boozer)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Mad hacky-sack skills (Initiatefailure) (*)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A toxic family environment (Dr. Flamingo)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Gladiatorial combat (Extreaminatus)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Several Michael Keatons (Discrider)
@Iongantas, why is everyone getting hesitant to abandon clothes?
Great, now I have the thought of Dick Cheney with a wizard's wand. *shudder*
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza (Extreaminatus)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo! (Discrider)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas (Axman13)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? A merciless cyborg leading an army of undead robots plundering your unobtanium (Iongantas)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Dick Cheney (Boozer)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
@Initiatefailure, what will be the first thing Cheney learns how to summon?
Wow. Damn. Most of These capture dick Cheney so well.
But I think what he prefers is to bust out his Xtreme 90s boardgame with a good friend that he definitely didn't shoot in the face, and get caught in the crossfire.
@Iongantas and @Extreaminatus did have a good idea disguising themselves as priests, but now their cover might be blown if they misstep on the Altar Boy Offering Ceremony.
Glad everyone made it out with their lives, if not their dignity.
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with Barack Obama! (Axman13)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with German dungeon porn! (Initiatefailure)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with the heart of a child! (Boozer)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with the Devil himself! (Discrider)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with Scientology! (Iongantas) (*)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with swiftly achieving orgasm! (Extreaminatus)
@Dr. Flamingo, what is OldPope's secretest of shames?
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Wearing an octopus for a hat. High five, bro. (Boozer)
Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath. High five, bro. (Discrider) (*)
Men. High five, bro. (Initiatefailure)
The folly of man. High five, bro. (Axman13)
Teaching a robot how to love. High five, bro. (Extreaminatus)
Rising from the grave. High five, bro. (Iongantas)
@Dr. Flamingo, what deserves flesh striking flesh and a loud "WHOO!"?
Round 4: Discrider is judging
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _______ had really been _______ all along.
Please PM your answers while Discrider Wonders why Sylvia Plath bears such a striking resemblance to Saxton Hale.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that Judge Judy had really been the shambling corpse of Larry King all along. (Axman13)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that genital piercings had really been overpowering your father all along. (Iongantas)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that The Land of Chocolate had really been pooping back and forth, forever all along. (Dr. Flamingo)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama had really been depression all along. (Extreaminatus) (*)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that chunks of dead prostitute had really been vehicular manslaughter all along. (Initiatefailure)
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that a monkey smoking a cigar had really been my genitals all along. (Boozer)
@Discrider, what's going to leave the audience saying "What."?
Because when you're down in the dumps, you just want to hit the sauce.
Round 5: Extreaminatus is judging
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow ______ at the country club.
Please PM your answers while Extreaminatus insists that Cooking Mama is totally real enough to be a member.
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow jizzing into Santa's beard at the country club. (Dr. Flamingo)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow a spontaneous conga line at the country club. (Discrider) (*)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow me at the country club. (Initiatefailure)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow getting really high at the country club. (Axman13)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes at the country club. (Boozer)
I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow active listening at the country club. (Iongantas)
@Extreaminatus, what are the lawyers in the bushes waiting to hear?
Gentlemen of our stature are allowed only one dance: freestyle disco.
Round 6: Discrider is judging
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
Please PM your answers while Discrider's grandma counts the broken hips from geriatric disco dancers.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Self-flagellation (Axman13)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A Ugandan warlord (Initiatefailure)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Stephen Hawking talking dirty (Boozer)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? Historically black colleges (Extreaminatus) (*)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? A homoerotic volleyball montage (Iongantas)
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? An erection that lasts longer than four hours (Dr. Flamingo)
@Discrider, how is grandma getting her freaky fun?
But I'm going to have to go with Historically black colleges.
"I'm sure it's a nice idea, dearie."
Round 7: Extreaminatus is judging
_______. Betcha can't have just one!
Please PM your answers while I look forward to more than one day off work, right after this one.
Vigorous jazz hands. Betcha can't have just one! (Discrider)
The Boy Scouts of America. Betcha can't have just one! (Iongantas) (*)
Suicidal thoughts. Betcha can't have just one! (Dr. Flamingo)
The inevitable heat death of the universe. Betcha can't have just one! (Axman13)
A thermonuclear detonation. Betcha can't have just one! (Boozer)
Homeless people. Betcha can't have just one! (Initiatefailure)
@Extreaminatus, what can't you get enough of?
Round 8: Iongantas is judging
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
Please PM your answers while Iongantas ignores the weird stares at where he tied the boy scout handkerchief.
Really, nobody loses when they play CaH.
Well, unless you count the gradual erosion of the soul.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? 70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome (Axman13)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A greased-up Matthew McConaughey (Boozer)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Mad hacky-sack skills (Initiatefailure) (*)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? A toxic family environment (Dr. Flamingo)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Gladiatorial combat (Extreaminatus)
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony? Several Michael Keatons (Discrider)
@Iongantas, why is everyone getting hesitant to abandon clothes?
Round 9: Initiatefailure is judging
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
Please PM your answers while Initiatefailure flees the nudist colony before Cheney can sign in.
So, CAH is really about things coming too early, or too late, but almost never right on time?
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But they ARE always coming.
...
It's really not a game for wizards.
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Domino's Oreo Dessert Pizza (Extreaminatus)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo! (Discrider)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas (Axman13)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? A merciless cyborg leading an army of undead robots plundering your unobtanium (Iongantas)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Dick Cheney (Boozer)
What does Dick Cheney prefer? Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
@Initiatefailure, what will be the first thing Cheney learns how to summon?
But I think what he prefers is to bust out his Xtreme 90s boardgame with a good friend that he definitely didn't shoot in the face, and get caught in the crossfire.
Round 10: Dr. Flamingo is judging
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with _______!
Please PM your answers while Dr. Flamingo secretly video tapes the Vatican version of "Guess Who?".
Is this allowed?
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with Barack Obama! (Axman13)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with German dungeon porn! (Initiatefailure)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with the heart of a child! (Boozer)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with the Devil himself! (Discrider)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with Scientology! (Iongantas) (*)
Revealed: Why He Really Resigned! Pope Benedict's Secret Struggle with swiftly achieving orgasm! (Extreaminatus)
@Dr. Flamingo, what is OldPope's secretest of shames?