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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i am being cheeky but in all seriousness i think that retailers who want to inspect your receipt are fucking bullshit

    CostCo has low prices and pays their employees a living wage. The last time I checked their shrink rate was miles below the competition. You agree to show your membership at the door, the register, and your receipt at the exit. If you feel this disproportianately infringes upon your liberty, there are many other retailers that are less intrusive and you don't need to sign a membership agreement to use them.

    for a membership store i can accept that it is their right to revoke my membership if i refuse to play by the rules - that doesn't change my stance that i disagree with them on that point

    stores like fry's who have no membership and still do ticket checking can suck a bag of dicks

    I can get behind this. Also, if I don't need something IMMEDIATELY, I treat Frys and Best Buy as basically Amazon's Showroom.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Vanguard wrote: »
    One time when I was young my dog ran into the road and got hit by a car and they sued my parents because it cracked their bumper.

    not to be terrible, but to be terrible, apart from being kind of a twattish thing to do I don't see how they were in the wrong about that

    EDIT: "Kind of a" is a sarcastic understatement, here.

    Abdhyius on
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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    I should probably get a costco or sam's club membership, they are both kinda on my commute home.

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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't think a company spying on me in my own home through a webcam and a company asking to check my cart against my receipt when i leave their store are within miles of the same ballpark

    not even the same league.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Basically I would have broken both his legs.
    Then left him in the storm drain.

    Bless your heart.
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I don't think destruction of property is in the same league as rape but they're both wrong

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Costco doesn't have a reasonable belief. Not really. Sometimes that line to check receipts gets backed up worse than the god damned line to get checked out. I've WANTED to blow past everyone before countless times. It's infuriating sometimes.

    You walk out of Costco with nothing in your hands and they won't ask you for your receipt nor will they detain you because there is no reasonable belief.

    You walk out of Costco with a cart of merchandise and refuse to show your receipt. I'd bet money they have reasonable belief/probable cause.

    That sounds dickish to assume I'm a thief without seeing me steal or set off the shoplifting alarms. I won't shop at Costco.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I should probably get a costco or sam's club membership, they are both kinda on my commute home.

    remember that sam's is walmart and thus an embodiment of pure evil

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    So is receipt checking a routine thing in 'murica? Anecdotally, I have never been asked to show a receipt ever.

    Like, I have set alarms off before, and shrugged at the security guard and he waved me away, is how little fucks the UK seems to give over potential shoplifters.

    Oh brilliant
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    costco suddenly has install sensors like other retailers when jncos make a comeback because someone then might be able to actually fit something from costco in a pocket

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    So is receipt checking a routine thing in 'murica? Anecdotally, I have never been asked to show a receipt ever.

    Like, I have set alarms off before, and shrugged at the security guard and he waved me away, is how little fucks the UK seems to give over potential shoplifters.

    it is at a few stores but not really the norm overall

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    One time when I was young my dog ran into the road and got hit by a car and they sued my parents because it cracked their bumper.

    this is basically terrible, awful bullshit

    i can see myself dipping into savings to countersue if presented with this situation

    just go fucking scorched earth on that guy

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    i think it's pretty reasonable for a store to check your purchase & receipt on the way out the door

    esp a huge-ass warehouse store like a costco or sams or whatever.

    like, they have a reasonable and justified interest in people not stealing shit

    i guess yes there's a balance to be struck, but i feel like receipt inspection is on the okay side of that line

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    kaleedity wrote: »
    costco suddenly has install sensors like other retailers when jncos make a comeback because someone then might be able to actually fit something from costco in a pocket

    is that seven hundred packets of mayonnaise in your pocket or are you happy to see me

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    receipt checking is only a thing at costco afaik and have ever experienced

    also costco is the best and high quality and cheap and has the best return policy and treats its employees well and is the anti-walmart so who cares

    note: i have not read any of the context to this discussion

    poo
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Basically retail sucks

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I should probably get a costco or sam's club membership, they are both kinda on my commute home.

    remember that sam's is walmart and thus an embodiment of pure evil

    But the savings, Chanus ...

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't think destruction of property is in the same league as rape but they're both wrong

    well, to be fair, i don't think receipt checking is wrong

    i do think spying on me in my own home through a webcam is wrong

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I should probably get a costco or sam's club membership, they are both kinda on my commute home.

    i have a costco membership

    i don't go all that often because it's in everett and that means driving (strike one) and the only way to get there is to go through the worst traffic circle in the boston metro (strike 2).

    but they have honestly the best value in butchering in the city. great meat, reasonable prices

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Costco doesn't have a reasonable belief. Not really. Sometimes that line to check receipts gets backed up worse than the god damned line to get checked out. I've WANTED to blow past everyone before countless times. It's infuriating sometimes.

    dis has never happened when i haf been at costco, whack

    poo
  • kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    So is receipt checking a routine thing in 'murica? Anecdotally, I have never been asked to show a receipt ever.

    Like, I have set alarms off before, and shrugged at the security guard and he waved me away, is how little fucks the UK seems to give over potential shoplifters.

    I have been waved out of more stores in this fashion than I have had to have receipts checked

    don't think I've ever seen a guard in a retail store tho

    unless you count walmart greeters

  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Costco doesn't have a reasonable belief. Not really. Sometimes that line to check receipts gets backed up worse than the god damned line to get checked out. I've WANTED to blow past everyone before countless times. It's infuriating sometimes.

    You walk out of Costco with nothing in your hands and they won't ask you for your receipt nor will they detain you because there is no reasonable belief.

    You walk out of Costco with a cart of merchandise and refuse to show your receipt. I'd bet money they have reasonable belief/probable cause.

    That sounds dickish to assume I'm a thief without seeing me steal or set off the shoplifting alarms. I won't shop at Costco.

    The thing is emnmnme, if you exit any department store with a cart of merchandise and the security guards don't see you go through a register, they'll probably assume you're a thief.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    One time when I was young my dog ran into the road and got hit by a car and they sued my parents because it cracked their bumper.

    this is horrible

    where did this happen?

    In NH when I was like 12 or 13. We lived in the middle of nowhere and I don't remember if there were any leash laws or not, so our dog was outside. I think my little sister was getting home from school or something and the dog was excited to see her and ran into the road.

    it would have taken a whole lot of forebearance not to just set the dude's car on fire or something

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Sam's IS walmart and receipt checks. But wal-mart does too. I HAVE walked past the wal-mart receipt checker.

    Old Hag SAW me check out. SAW my empty buggy. SAW it be filled with scanned goods by the checker. Fuck you, lady.

    I got a "Sir......Sir...."

    And that's it


    damn right you didn't stop me

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    One time when I was young my dog ran into the road and got hit by a car and they sued my parents because it cracked their bumper.

    not to be terrible, but to be terrible, apart from being kind of a twattish thing to do I don't see how they were in the wrong about that

    EDIT: "Kind of a" is a sarcastic understatement, here.

    Pet insurance (here, at least) usually has a public liability component for precisely this reason

    Although interestingly enough only usually for dogs, as it is generally accepted that a dog should be under its owner's control in a way that other animals are not expected to be

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Tarranon wrote: »
    will play FFXIV

    it is a little less casual and dress uppy than GW2, which are big points against it

    but it makes up for it by being a much better game in every other department

    i am on strike against anything from japan

    sry james i am hardline anti-weeb these days

    this world is frayed, its iniquities manifold, all light blinding, confusing

    he hates the weeb, but the weeb orders his day, the weeb and the weeb like

    in absence of them, hatred for weeb grows stronger

    a hate that hurts no one because the hated do not exist, and the hatred does not exist, not really

    it is just the way we order ourselves, love does not bring us together any more

    there is no other, no us. we're all alone. except for sephirothguy538, he's going to run a dungeon with me later today maybe if he doesn't have too much homework and his mom lets him on the pc


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    On the black screen
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    So is receipt checking a routine thing in 'murica? Anecdotally, I have never been asked to show a receipt ever.

    Like, I have set alarms off before, and shrugged at the security guard and he waved me away, is how little fucks the UK seems to give over potential shoplifters.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naf_WiEb9Qs

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sam's IS walmart and receipt checks. But wal-mart does too. I HAVE walked past the wal-mart receipt checker.

    Old Hag SAW me check out. SAW my empty buggy. SAW it be filled with scanned goods by the checker. Fuck you, lady.

    I got a "Sir......Sir...."

    And that's it


    damn right you didn't stop me

    Point of difference. At Wal-Mart you have not consented to showing your receipt as a condition for you being on their property.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    So is receipt checking a routine thing in 'murica? Anecdotally, I have never been asked to show a receipt ever.

    Like, I have set alarms off before, and shrugged at the security guard and he waved me away, is how little fucks the UK seems to give over potential shoplifters.

    Cash and Carry type places usually do it. Builder's Merchants, too.

    Costco over here does, as do Makro.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I should probably get a costco or sam's club membership, they are both kinda on my commute home.

    i have a costco membership

    i don't go all that often because it's in everett and that means driving (strike one) and the only way to get there is to go through the worst traffic circle in the boston metro (strike 2).

    but they have honestly the best value in butchering in the city. great meat, reasonable prices
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    I should probably get a costco or sam's club membership, they are both kinda on my commute home.

    remember that sam's is walmart and thus an embodiment of pure evil

    But the savings, Chanus ...

    Costco is tempting, haven't actually been in one since it's across the street from the Sam's Club and the Sam's Club used to be slightly easier to get into parking wise but that is no longer the case due to construction.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    http://www.oregonlaws.org/ors/131.655
    Notwithstanding any other provision of law, a person may be detained in a reasonable manner and for a reasonable time by:
    A merchant or merchants employee who has probable cause for believing that the person has committed theft of property of a store or other mercantile establishment; or
    all the cases I have quickly googled seem to have ruled in favor of whoever claims wrongful arrest

    so it looks like it's hard as fuck to prove that you actually have probably cause!!

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Has brad Pitt ever played a villain

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Sam's IS walmart and receipt checks. But wal-mart does too. I HAVE walked past the wal-mart receipt checker.

    Old Hag SAW me check out. SAW my empty buggy. SAW it be filled with scanned goods by the checker. Fuck you, lady.

    I got a "Sir......Sir...."

    And that's it


    damn right you didn't stop me

    : /

    Bypassing an internal control and making an old lady feel powerless.

    Boo-urns.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Costco doesn't have a reasonable belief. Not really. Sometimes that line to check receipts gets backed up worse than the god damned line to get checked out. I've WANTED to blow past everyone before countless times. It's infuriating sometimes.

    You walk out of Costco with nothing in your hands and they won't ask you for your receipt nor will they detain you because there is no reasonable belief.

    You walk out of Costco with a cart of merchandise and refuse to show your receipt. I'd bet money they have reasonable belief/probable cause.

    That sounds dickish to assume I'm a thief without seeing me steal or set off the shoplifting alarms. I won't shop at Costco.

    The thing is emnmnme, if you exit any department store with a cart of merchandise and the security guards don't see you go through a register, they'll probably assume you're a thief.

    Oooh, so now they're uniformed security guards and not receipt checkers. And they saw me not pay for my cartload of stuff. Well then!

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Other than (do I really have to spoil this)
    fight club
    but even then I don't think it really counts

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    used to be the video rental store's tags would set off the alarm at the kroger next door to it

    so people would steal stuff and walk out and when the alarm went off just wave their movies in the air like omg i know these movies right so annoying for you i bet

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    god damn that intro to trainspotting

    danny boyle such promise.

    like, he's had a pretty good career but honestly i don't think he'll ever match the vitality of trainspotting

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't think destruction of property is in the same league as rape but they're both wrong

    well, to be fair, i don't think receipt checking is wrong

    i do think spying on me in my own home through a webcam is wrong

    What about spying on what you're doing with the leased product instead?

    This is the only real parallel I can draw because you're "still in the store" even though it's your property in the cart, without going into crazy federal government spying on you territory. "If you're innocent, why are you so worried about my invading your privacy looking for wrong doing" kind of vibe.

    To be honest, there's no reason checkout can't be doing this shit. Receipt checker's are superfluous to this process. Don't let people out the in door, do a cursory glance as they go out. Hell, get some red stickers and slap them on products so you know this person has at least stopped by checkout. That way they can be doing the "you bought all this stuff" motion without needing staff to do receipt inspections.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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