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    Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    MadEddy wrote: »
    This has been a surprisingly difficult day; approximately two-thirds of my workload has been correcting the mistakes of processors much more senior than myself.

    I wonder how I should bill that particular skillset on my resume ....

    Unfucker of other fuckers' clusterfucks.

    Chief Cluster-Unfucker

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    "I am...The Unfucker."

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Liiya if I ever get wealthy enough I'll commission you to build me a labyrinth

    This is a promise

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Edit: failed to notice new page, disregard.

    Fyndir on
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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya if I ever get wealthy enough I'll commission you to build me a labyrinth

    This is a promise

    Hell yeah

    I'd love that!

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    "I am...The Unfucker."

    I am the one who unfucks.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya if I ever get wealthy enough I'll commission you to build me a labyrinth

    This is a promise

    Hell yeah

    I'd love that!

    MAN WHO WENT MISSING 15 YEARS AGO FOUND DEAD FROM STARVATION IN HIS OWN LABYRINTH. POLICE ALSO REPORT THAT HE WAS DRESSED LIKE DAVID BOWIE.

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    This has been a surprisingly difficult day; approximately two-thirds of my workload has been correcting the mistakes of processors much more senior than myself.

    I wonder how I should bill that particular skillset on my resume ....

    I feel like this is covered by your time in the Marines.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Liiya if I ever get wealthy enough I'll commission you to build me a labyrinth

    This is a promise

    Hell yeah

    I'd love that!

    Careful Liiya, you get finished with it and then he's going to start pointing at fine print in the contract.

    It's traditional to entomb those who design labyrinths within them, after all.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »

    MAN WHO WENT MISSING 15 YEARS AGO FOUND DEAD FROM STARVATION IN HIS OWN LABYRINTH. POLICE ALSO REPORT THAT HE WAS DRESSED LIKE DAVID BOWIE.
    You make it sound like a bad thing.


    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Careful Liiya, you get finished with it and then he's going to start pointing at fine print in the contract.

    It's traditional to entomb those who design labyrinths within them, after all.
    Is that true? I didn't know that!! Uh oh.

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    got past incentive threshold at work and ended both of my classes this semester with near-hundred averages
    time to do some (a lot) of drinking
    who wants to drink with me?

    Tam on
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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    got past incentive threshold at work and ended both of my classes this semester with near-hundred averages
    time to do some (a lot) of drinking
    who wants to drink with me?

    Hi

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    No seriously though. I am curious what all Landscape Architecture entails.

    Also, do you get to drive a skid steer?

    I had to google that! No sadly not, thats left to the contractors/builders.

    LA is street designs, urban drainage, flood defenses, town square designs, traffic infrastructure designs, public spaces designs, parks, schools, playgrounds, forest management, conservation of green spaces, hospital garden designs. There are many things!!

    That's interesting. I've heard that referred to as civic architecture here. So it isn't strictly landscaping in the sense of just ground and plants. It may contain structures. Sounds like gazebo might fall in there then.

    So when my traffic light doesn't change for 5 minutes to turn across traffic, with no one coming in the middle of the night, do I complain to you?

    Oh my bad! Planting is integral in most of those! The ones I've bolded will usually contain some sort of planting scheme. So if you're designing a public space you'll look at who uses it, why, the functions, what you need, how it can be improved to help the environment, fill multiple functions (public activities, a meeting space, a cross through, a wayfinding space, aesthetically pleasing, increase culture, increase the community feeling). Planting may be in the form of simple street trees or raised landforms or flowered/green beds. Greenery makes people happy and unless a space is used specifically for functions where its not possible (like an outdoor music theater/performance space) its often used as it makes people happy.

    “Landscape architecture is rooted in an understanding of how the environment works and what makes each place unique. It is a blend of science and art, vision and thought.” <---- Apparently.

    Have you ever watched the TED talks on architecture? Many of them focus on landscape architecture, and I think they are some of the best ones. Use of public space is fascinating.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    On a tip from @fire truck I've applied as a pet sitter/dog walker.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

    Cognac/rum are my favs.

    Vodka functions if mixed with others.

    Wine I'm not big on, but Ice wine is heaven.

    Cider is great, beer is not.

    Gin is only useful for disinfecting wounds.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

    Cognac/rum are my favs.

    Vodka functions if mixed with others.

    Wine I'm not big on, but Ice wine is heaven.

    Cider is great, beer is not.

    Gin is only useful for disinfecting wounds.

    These spurious lies about gin and beer will not stand.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    If you are interested in architecture and design should listen to 99 Percent Invisible if you are not already doing so

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    kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »

    MAN WHO WENT MISSING 15 YEARS AGO FOUND DEAD FROM STARVATION IN HIS OWN LABYRINTH. POLICE ALSO REPORT THAT HE WAS DRESSED LIKE DAVID BOWIE.
    You make it sound like a bad thing.


    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Careful Liiya, you get finished with it and then he's going to start pointing at fine print in the contract.

    It's traditional to entomb those who design labyrinths within them, after all.
    Is that true? I didn't know that!! Uh oh.

    "So no one else but you and I knows the labyrinth's secrets?"
    "Nope, just us!"
    "Excellent."

    *push*

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    @‌Tam

    This glass in my hand is dangerously full of single malt ... and I am raising it to you.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

    Cognac/rum are my favs.

    Vodka functions if mixed with others.

    Wine I'm not big on, but Ice wine is heaven.

    Cider is great, beer is not.

    Gin is only useful for disinfecting wounds.

    These spurious lies about gin and beer will not stand.

    Well if they wanted to be more appreciated they shouldn't be so awful!

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »

    Have you ever watched the TED talks on architecture? Many of them focus on landscape architecture, and I think they are some of the best ones. Use of public space is fascinating.

    I haven't no, but I'll certainly look for some! I think it is too, I love it! "Architecture" is such a broad subject, there are so many aspects!

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    Have you ever watched the TED talks on architecture? Many of them focus on landscape architecture, and I think they are some of the best ones. Use of public space is fascinating.

    I haven't no, but I'll certainly look for some! I think it is too, I love it! "Architecture" is such a broad subject, there are so many aspects!

    @‌&quot;Liiya" hey Liiya

    hi

    Liiya you should listen to 99 Percent Invisible if you aren't already

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    @‌Tam

    This glass in my hand is dangerously full of single malt ... and I am raising it to you.

    A glass of Glenfiddich rises, glowing its holy amber light, in reciprocity for this honor

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    If you are interested in architecture and design should listen to 99 Percent Invisible if you are not already doing so
    I hear that one on the way home from work sometimes, it is great.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

    Cognac/rum are my favs.

    Vodka functions if mixed with others.

    Wine I'm not big on, but Ice wine is heaven.

    Cider is great, beer is not.

    Gin is only useful for disinfecting wounds.

    These spurious lies about gin and beer will not stand.

    Well if they wanted to be more appreciated they shouldn't be so awful!

    It is backwards day? Is this bizzaro world? Well more delicious things for me.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    TamTam Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

    Cognac/rum are my favs.

    Vodka functions if mixed with others.

    Wine I'm not big on, but Ice wine is heaven.

    Cider is great, beer is not.

    Gin is only useful for disinfecting wounds.

    I have here
    a case of 24 bottles of Angry Orchard's Crisp Apple cider

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    Have you ever watched the TED talks on architecture? Many of them focus on landscape architecture, and I think they are some of the best ones. Use of public space is fascinating.

    I haven't no, but I'll certainly look for some! I think it is too, I love it! "Architecture" is such a broad subject, there are so many aspects!

    @‌&quot;Liiya" hey Liiya

    hi

    Liiya you should listen to 99 Percent Invisible if you aren't already

    That sounds like a brand of vodka, but google says its a podcast about design - sounds like I'll enjoy it, thanks!

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    driving in a blizzard is fine, I've lived here 25 years. driving behind people who look like they have never seen snow in their lives makes me want to scream. no don't use a 3 way intersection to turn around what the fuck are you doing?

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    what up Psykomatic
    what's your poison?

    Cognac/rum are my favs.

    Vodka functions if mixed with others.

    Wine I'm not big on, but Ice wine is heaven.

    Cider is great, beer is not.

    Gin is only useful for disinfecting wounds.

    I have here
    a case of 24 bottles of Angry Orchard's Crisp Apple cider

    omw

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    driving in a blizzard is fine, I've lived here 25 years. driving behind people who look like they have never seen snow in their lives makes me want to scream. no don't use a 3 way intersection to turn around what the fuck are you doing?

    I'm the same way with rain in Texas, people act like it's the Second Flood of Noah or some shit.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    I could tell something was up because they were driving incredibly slow, then the take a left turn at the intersection so okay good that's the last I'll see of them. then I move up and notice all the traffic is slowing down so I look over and there the are in the wrong fucking lane trying to come back down the road they just turned off of. I hope that is illegal because god damn is it stupid

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Wait, they fucked up a U-turn and went down the wrong side of the street?

    Edit: Or did they try to use the intersection like it was a cul-de-sac and turn around in the middle of it? Either way, that's impressively stupid.

    MadEddy on
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    schussschuss Registered User regular
    dasnoob wrote: »
    So one of our glorious new hires in the leadership program was fired.

    Asked a co-worker out on a date. She told him she was already married (for ten years...). He replies that her husband will never know just tell him you are working late. She shuts him down.

    Well... he continues to ask her out on an almost daily basis. Nothing is done to him because he is in the leadership program and it would look bad on the program if they fired someone in it. Finally they fired him after he grabbed her butt and chest while telling her she really would enjoy a date with him.

    I'm so fed up with how the leadership kids here are treated (outsized salaries, no rules apply to them attitude). I've seen them come in hopped up on pills, drunk, ignore their supervisors instructions. They always get away with it because they are 'leadership kids' and the people running the program have enough stroke to protect them.

    WTF people.
    Seriously though, try to go to HR (provided they aren't in said exec's pocket) with documentation. Nothing gets shit locked down faster than that at my company.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    Have you ever watched the TED talks on architecture? Many of them focus on landscape architecture, and I think they are some of the best ones. Use of public space is fascinating.

    I haven't no, but I'll certainly look for some! I think it is too, I love it! "Architecture" is such a broad subject, there are so many aspects!

    @Liiya‌

    http://www.ted.com/topics/architecture

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    second one

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    driving in a blizzard is fine, I've lived here 25 years. driving behind people who look like they have never seen snow in their lives makes me want to scream. no don't use a 3 way intersection to turn around what the fuck are you doing?

    I'm the same way with rain in Texas, people act like it's the Second Flood of Noah or some shit.
    The summer before I left Dallas for college we had a brief thunderstorm (maybe 20-30 minutes) that knocked out power for about 40 minutes. Between when the power went out (about 1:00 in the afternoon) and 4:00 PM, there were 4 3-car accidents at the intersection where I live. The stoplight was working for all but the first. The police still had their cars at the intersection with the lights on for the last 2.

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    dasnoobdasnoob ArkansasRegistered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    dasnoob wrote: »
    So one of our glorious new hires in the leadership program was fired.

    Asked a co-worker out on a date. She told him she was already married (for ten years...). He replies that her husband will never know just tell him you are working late. She shuts him down.

    Well... he continues to ask her out on an almost daily basis. Nothing is done to him because he is in the leadership program and it would look bad on the program if they fired someone in it. Finally they fired him after he grabbed her butt and chest while telling her she really would enjoy a date with him.

    I'm so fed up with how the leadership kids here are treated (outsized salaries, no rules apply to them attitude). I've seen them come in hopped up on pills, drunk, ignore their supervisors instructions. They always get away with it because they are 'leadership kids' and the people running the program have enough stroke to protect them.

    WTF people.
    Seriously though, try to go to HR (provided they aren't in said exec's pocket) with documentation. Nothing gets shit locked down faster than that at my company.

    Yeah I'm unsure if she did that.

    I know when I had one of the weasels that worked for me and would ignore instructions and just leave for half days because he felt like it I documented and went to HR and they said since he was in the program they were extremely reluctant to discipline him. Thankfully he pissed off one of the other higher ups and she removed him in a layoff after he had been here a year of so.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    Have you ever watched the TED talks on architecture? Many of them focus on landscape architecture, and I think they are some of the best ones. Use of public space is fascinating.

    I haven't no, but I'll certainly look for some! I think it is too, I love it! "Architecture" is such a broad subject, there are so many aspects!

    @Liiya‌

    http://www.ted.com/topics/architecture

    ohh thanks!!

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