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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    @Echo late 2015

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

    I also got chocolate, not from a company as widely known as Valve, though.
    Also, work xmas party later today!

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    InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    Sitting upright on the couch at 6am because my lungs hurt and I'm coughing up green stuff and it hurts to cough and coughing makes my mouth taste like blood

    I guess time has run out to solve this multi year persistent cough, pulmonologists you have failed me

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I feel I ate too much porridge

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

    I also got chocolate, not from a company as widely known as Valve, though.
    Also, work xmas party later today!

    Well, Valves European office, which is in Paris judging by the chocolates they've sent us.
    My Swiss colleagues are torn between being offended that it's not Swiss chocolate and being happy that they got free stuff.
    I have no such compunctions.




    I *might* get the beetus tho.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

    I also got chocolate, not from a company as widely known as Valve, though.
    Also, work xmas party later today!

    Well, Valves European office, which is in Paris judging by the chocolates they've sent us.
    My Swiss colleagues are torn between being offended that it's not Swiss chocolate and being happy that they got free stuff.
    I have no such compunctions.




    I *might* get the beetus tho.

    French Chocolate contains a toxin designed to destroy your islets of Langerhans

    RMS Oceanic on
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    I feel I ate too much porridge

    no such thing

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    hrmm work starting to slow down almost no new reservation this week for the rest of the month, well get walk-ins but its not going to change much maybe this and next weekend will be ok but blah slow nights suck.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

    I also got chocolate, not from a company as widely known as Valve, though.
    Also, work xmas party later today!

    Well, Valves European office, which is in Paris judging by the chocolates they've sent us.
    My Swiss colleagues are torn between being offended that it's not Swiss chocolate and being happy that they got free stuff.
    I have no such compunctions.




    I *might* get the beetus tho.

    French Chocolate contains a toxin designed to destroy your islets of Langerhans

    That's where I spend my summer vacations

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

    I also got chocolate, not from a company as widely known as Valve, though.
    Also, work xmas party later today!

    Well, Valves European office, which is in Paris judging by the chocolates they've sent us.
    My Swiss colleagues are torn between being offended that it's not Swiss chocolate and being happy that they got free stuff.
    I have no such compunctions.




    I *might* get the beetus tho.

    French Chocolate contains a toxin designed to destroy your islets of Langerhans

    Fuck Islets, get bonbons!

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    Dragon Ball FighterZ [PC] - Sure is a lot of not killing Goku going on right now.
    Celeste [Switch] - She'll be wrestling with inner demons when she comes...
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    HerrCron wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    HerrCron wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    I'm putting together the necessary bits and pieces so I can start asking people to donate for the Christmas day swim charity event I'm doing this year.
    Also, eating the expensive chocolates that Valve sent to the office like there is no tomorrow.

    You?

    I also got chocolate, not from a company as widely known as Valve, though.
    Also, work xmas party later today!

    Well, Valves European office, which is in Paris judging by the chocolates they've sent us.
    My Swiss colleagues are torn between being offended that it's not Swiss chocolate and being happy that they got free stuff.
    I have no such compunctions.




    I *might* get the beetus tho.

    French Chocolate contains a toxin designed to destroy your islets of Langerhans

    Fuck Islets, get bonbons!

    Enjoy your ketones!

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Mustelids have evolved to develop a highly advanced Kill-Mode cluster in the parts of their brains that are otherwise reserved for processing pleasant experiences, turning them extremely ferocius when otherwise excited and extremely excited just over the prospect of murder.

    Yeah pretty much this

    The thing is it's sorta hard to tell if they are in kill mode or play mode because the freaking out thing is very similar. At least with ferrets you can usually judge by the tail. If tail has turned into toilet brush approach with caution because they are freaking the fuck out for realsies and come at me bro

    On the plus side once you pick them up they tend to calm down almost immediately because you're that stupidly large thing that plays with them and gives them treats and smells like the things in the dresser they find a way into to sleep in. Once I got a hold of DD after she attacked the dog she just quivered in my hand until she calmed down and then fell asleep.

    I mean after she got done hissing at me for daring to intervene anyways.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Hello. What are you people up to?

    Sitting upright on the couch at 6am because my lungs hurt and I'm coughing up green stuff and it hurts to cough and coughing makes my mouth taste like blood

    I guess time has run out to solve this multi year persistent cough, pulmonologists you have failed me

    I woke up to cough up green stuff too

    fuck gendered marketing
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    I ate a spicy burrito spicy salsa and some jalap poppers yesterday. This morning I pay the iron price.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    I am tired and want to sleep.
    Calamity Jane just burned her fucking snatch in the bathwater though so that is something.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    cats are better because as ambush hunters they run away when confronted

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    I am tired and want to sleep.
    Calamity Jane just burned her fucking snatch in the bathwater though so that is something.

    wait what?

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    So apparently Pirate Bay was taken down? And it's already back up again?

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    He's either watching Calamity Jane and the movie is a lot more ribald than I remember or hakks just got a new nickname.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    To all you jerks that said "uhhh file a police report. tell amazon. abloo abloo"

    STOP SNITCHING

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    Hakkekage‌
    "beast!"
    Oh good that was from you, @Deebaser‌. I have handled it and will be receiving it shortly.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Bogart wrote: »
    He's either watching Calamity Jane and the movie is a lot more ribald than I remember or hakks just got a new nickname.
    I'm hesitant to clarify this because the latter option makes things much more hilarious .... Sadly I'm just watching Deadwood

    BEAST! on
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Man, TV has gotten crazy good.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    cats are better because as ambush hunters they run away when confronted

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    type type type

    type type type

    type your poems

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    To all you jerks that said "uhhh file a police report. tell amazon. abloo abloo"

    STOP SNITCHING

    qlwxiPO.gif

    @Hakkekage‌
    @beast!

    @Deebaser that is beasto's intention. No police report or amazon complaint was made...he just stuck a note to the door saying not to leave unattended packages.

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
    So apparently Pirate Bay was taken down? And it's already back up again?

    There's a bunch of people in my newsfeed going "they took down pirate bay before and I just used a proxy to get to it lol" and there's a palm shaped bruise on my face.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    He's either watching Calamity Jane and the movie is a lot more ribald than I remember or hakks just got a new nickname.
    I'm hesitant to clarify this because the latter option makes things much more hilarious .... Sadly I'm just watching Deadwood

    Don't worry it couldn't be me anyway because my snatch is burn proof

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    @RMS Oceanic‌ did you see this shit

    Sony is selling some of those 20th PS4's for £19.94 today...well they already did
    11am 10/12/2014 94x available priced at £19.94 each.
    11/12/2014 50x available priced at retail.
    12/12/2014 50x available priced at retail.
    Need to bring in some old PlayStation shit to the shop.
    Password: "I Crashed my Bandicoot."
    The shop is at Brick Lane in Tower Hamlets, London.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    He's either watching Calamity Jane and the movie is a lot more ribald than I remember or hakks just got a new nickname.
    I'm hesitant to clarify this because the latter option makes things much more hilarious .... Sadly I'm just watching Deadwood

    Don't worry it couldn't be me anyway because my snatch is burn proof

    @BEAST!‌ comon man you need to use lube, you've apparently killed the nerves in your gals vagina for god's sake.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I packed lunch in like exact amounts to stick to my eating
    And wasn't hungry

    But they gave out bagels on the bus and they were still warm so how could I resist

    And thus I will be wasaay over in calories but Oh well

    Warm bagels are god

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Now I'm super full

    poo
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    @RMS Oceanic‌ did you see this shit

    Sony is selling some of those 20th PS4's for £19.94 today...well they already did
    11am 10/12/2014 94x available priced at £19.94 each.
    11/12/2014 50x available priced at retail.
    12/12/2014 50x available priced at retail.
    Need to bring in some old PlayStation shit to the shop.
    Password: "I Crashed my Bandicoot."
    The shop is at Brick Lane in Tower Hamlets, London.

    Brb, hopping in my TARDIS

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    I am tired and want to sleep.
    Calamity Jane just burned her fucking snatch in the bathwater though so that is something.

    Oh I thought you meant the forumer at first and I was like ?!? And then I remebered Deadwood.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Daily Motion's ad insertions are both obnoxiously frequent and incompetently coded.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Daily Motion's ad insertions are both obnoxiously frequent and incompetently coded.

    Sounds like
    Assassin's Creed

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Wait what?

    How the hell did Greg Berlanti go from Green Lantern to CW-verse?
    Berlanti co-wrote and co-produced the DC Comics film Green Lantern, starring Ryan Reynolds as the titular character. His work on the film led to many more collaborations with the comic book titan, including involvement in a planned Flash movie he is said to direct and co-write, that is tentatively scheduled for release in 2016.

    Also Flash could be good then?

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    @RMS Oceanic‌ did you see this shit

    Sony is selling some of those 20th PS4's for £19.94 today...well they already did
    11am 10/12/2014 94x available priced at £19.94 each.
    11/12/2014 50x available priced at retail.
    12/12/2014 50x available priced at retail.
    Need to bring in some old PlayStation shit to the shop.
    Password: "I Crashed my Bandicoot."
    The shop is at Brick Lane in Tower Hamlets, London.

    Wait...daaaaamn. Wish I could take advantage of that. Would totally get a second one.

    Also, holy fuck the rain. Calling for 160 millimetres of it once it's done tonight. In the span of 36 hours we're getting a fucking month's worth of rain.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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