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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    A steak! wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Whats a error

    What is the thing where someone in the stand catches the ball and it fucks up the game

    Your dog or cat gets into the room

    WHO WANTS AN UNCOMFORTABLE CHINCY SEX STORY

    Ms chilla's cat was very blind and sick

    and eventually she just wouldn't leave the bed

    so we just had to have sex next to the cat





    Also it was a twin size.

    What the-

    No.

    No.

    No.

    to which aspect

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Whats a error

    What is the thing where someone in the stand catches the ball and it fucks up the game

    Your dog or cat gets into the room

    WHO WANTS AN UNCOMFORTABLE CHINCY SEX STORY

    Ms chilla's cat was very blind and sick

    and eventually she just wouldn't leave the bed

    so we just had to have sex next to the cat





    Also it was a twin size.

    I'm not going to outline all the other potential solutions to this problem, only that you chose the absolute worst of them.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Oh so it's sex ed now huh?

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=gHmsReGYnCs

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Whats a error

    What is the thing where someone in the stand catches the ball and it fucks up the game

    Your dog or cat gets into the room

    WHO WANTS AN UNCOMFORTABLE CHINCY SEX STORY

    Ms chilla's cat was very blind and sick

    and eventually she just wouldn't leave the bed

    so we just had to have sex next to the cat





    Also it was a twin size.

    Yeah I've had an uncomfortable amount of sex with dogs in the room

    I went to college pretty close to where I grew up, and so during college or immediately after, whenever my mom went out of town she'd have me take care of her dogs

    It was great, and I threw some great parties there

    But some of my dogs got particularly close to some of the girls that I was with at the time

    And my bedroom there was just the entire basement, and didn't really have a door, and sometimes the dogs would freak out from the uhh, screaming noises of a person they really liked

    And suddenly there are two dogs in the room, furiously barking at me

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    did the cat ever joi-


    nope, sorry, can't do it

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    I can't handle these stories I can't.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Whats a error

    What is the thing where someone in the stand catches the ball and it fucks up the game

    Your dog or cat gets into the room

    WHO WANTS AN UNCOMFORTABLE CHINCY SEX STORY

    Ms chilla's cat was very blind and sick

    and eventually she just wouldn't leave the bed

    so we just had to have sex next to the cat





    Also it was a twin size.

    I'm not going to outline all the other potential solutions to this problem, only that you chose the absolute worst of them.

    This sentence applies to an uncomfortably large portion of my life

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I forget who ate the semen biscuit, lets all tell that story, who was that

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    What's being hit by the pitch?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited April 2015
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    What's being hit by the pitch?

    all answers I have to this are unpleasant

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Oh hey

    Marvel has added/is adding the massive backlog of Star Wars comics onto Marvel Unlimited

    Neat!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    What's being hit by the pitch?

    all answers I have to this are unpleasant

    It's when she accidentally elbows you in the nuts and then gives you a kiss because she feels bad?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Dedwrekka wrote: »
    What's being hit by the pitch?

    all answers I have to this are unpleasant

    It's when she accidentally elbows you in the nuts and then gives you a kiss because she feels bad?

    That might be Base on Balls.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I forget who ate the semen biscuit, lets all tell that story, who was that

    Was that Trent? Wait no, he had sex with his cousin

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    How about that guy with the clown avatar, didnt he do something awful, something sex awful

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE BEAUTIFUL SUPERHERO THREAD

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    They fucked on the boat.

    e: Geth knows what's up.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE BEAUTIFUL SUPERHERO THREAD

    I blame Goyer.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    How about that guy with the clown avatar, didnt he do something awful, something sex awful

    Shibby? He did lots of awful things. Or at least he said he did.

    I think Ketchum_Ash did a few questionable things.

    Heres a funny story I can tell because none of them post here anymore. I fell down an internet porn hold forever ago, maybe 4, 5 years ago, and found this great naughty forum where people posted lots of good and lots of...not plesant to me, adult entertainment. Clicking around, there was like 10 people from this forum who posted there and used the same names.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    What's a slam dunk

    you are, Tofu

    <3

    I'm not even playing the same game :'(

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Oh hey

    Marvel has added/is adding the massive backlog of Star Wars comics onto Marvel Unlimited

    Neat!
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE BEAUTIFUL SUPERHERO THREAD

    Did they upload the issue where leia and han have sex next to chewie

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    How about that guy with the clown avatar, didnt he do something awful, something sex awful

    Shibby? He did lots of awful things. Or at least he said he did.

    I think Ketchum_Ash did a few questionable things.

    Heres a funny story I can tell because none of them post here anymore. I fell down an internet porn hold forever ago, maybe 4, 5 years ago, and found this great naughty forum where people posted lots of good and lots of...not plesant to me, adult entertainment. Clicking around, there was like 10 people from this forum who posted there and used the same names.

    Oh

    Man

    Ketchum_Ash and the motherfucking Desu Brigade

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    The only sex story I have worth telling is the time we broke the bed.

    Granted, it was just a futon, but....it was still awesome.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    The only sex story I have worth telling is the time we broke the bed.

    Granted, it was just a futon, but....it was still awesome.

    I kicked the screen out of a window from the third floor during coitus and it hit someone

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Friend of mine damaged his girlfriend's spine by sexing her too much

    She had to have surgery

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    The only sex story I have worth telling is the time we broke the bed.

    Granted, it was just a futon, but....it was still awesome.

    I kicked the screen out of a window from the third floor during coitus and it hit someone

    Fuck
    I just spit my drink everywhere

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    The only sex story I have worth telling is the time we broke the bed.

    Granted, it was just a futon, but....it was still awesome.

    I kicked the screen out of a window from the third floor during coitus and it hit someone

    Calm down Sheldon

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    Anyways, I'm typing up the results for Best DC/Marvel comic, so you'll have something new to argue about later. Or not, I'm actually really happy with how things worked out.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    The worst is being in a new apartment building, we had just moved in and were going at it very loudly.

    BAM BAM BAM on the floor from the guy underneath. Ok, we quiet down, take it a little slower

    BAM BAM BAM "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" its like 8 pm, what the hell dude. Totally ruined the whole thing.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Bucketman wrote: »
    The worst is being in a new apartment building, we had just moved in and were going at it very loudly.

    BAM BAM BAM on the floor from the guy underneath. Ok, we quiet down, take it a little slower

    BAM BAM BAM "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" its like 8 pm, what the hell dude. Totally ruined the whole thing.

    My downstairs neighbor is so bad about the banging on the ceiling thing he singlehandedly made me start saving for a house

    like, vicious banging for having a slightly heavy step, or tripping, or the cat jumping down from the couch

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    I dont know my people in apartments never expect to hear others

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Great, you're all tainting my reality. As I read these posts I started hearing porn ads blaring through the wall from my neighbor.

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Great, you're all tainting my reality. As I read these posts I started hearing porn ads blaring through the wall from my neighbor.

    You should probably spend all that Insight you have, before you go into a Frenzy.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I dont know my people in apartments never expect to hear others

    I don't know

    but dude is the biggest hypocrit since when the patriots are losing he literally screams and throws things

    I have called the cops on him twice for noise violations

    but god forbid I fucking step too heavily on my heel

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Great, you're all tainting my reality. As I read these posts I started hearing porn ads blaring through the wall from my neighbor.
    Sorry I thought I had my headphones plugged in

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Classic Blank

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I dont know my people in apartments never expect to hear others

    I don't know

    but dude is the biggest hypocrit since when the patriots are losing he literally screams and throws things

    I have called the cops on him twice for noise violations

    but god forbid I fucking step too heavily on my heel

    Ours plays European Techno super loud in the middle of the night

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Worse actually, is going camping with a new couple. Modifier added if it's in a place you can hear echoes for ages.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I dont know my people in apartments never expect to hear others

    I don't know

    but dude is the biggest hypocrit since when the patriots are losing he literally screams and throws things

    I have called the cops on him twice for noise violations

    but god forbid I fucking step too heavily on my heel

    Ours plays European Techno super loud in the middle of the night

    put that Basshunter Dota song on super loud put it on repeat and leave the apartment

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I never hear anything from my neighbors, which makes me wonder if that means I'm the loud one by default

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