That is literally the joke below the calamity joke in the link I posted. I *almost* want to predict Monday's joke, but I don't want to accidentally spoil it, either. Because I think it's actually a good one.
Speaking of which, just this morning by incredible coincidence, my daughter made an amazing pun.
We occasionally feed him fresh collard greens when he's being a particularly good bun. I was holding our rabbit in my lap and he suddenly munched my green shirt. I asked him why he was doing that and my daughter responded, "Well he likes collard greens, and your shirt is colored green!"
She's seven. I'm the best dad.
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Yeah I don't understand the amount of hate it gets on these boards.
It fits in really nicely between the weirdness of say Ren & Stimpy and the weirdness of Adventure Time. And while I wouldn't say it holds up as well today as when it premiered, it was an excellent show for its time.
Speaking of which, just this morning by incredible coincidence, my daughter made an amazing pun.
We occasionally feed him fresh collard greens when he's being a particularly good bun. I was holding our rabbit in my lap and he suddenly munched my green shirt. I asked him why he was doing that and my daughter responded, "Well he likes collard greens, and your shirt is colored green!"
Yeah I don't understand the amount of hate it gets on these boards.
It fits in really nicely between the weirdness of say Ren & Stimpy and the weirdness of Adventure Time. And while I wouldn't say it holds up as well today as when it premiered, it was an excellent show for its time.
I think it gets hate for the same reason Homestuck or My Little Pony gets hate, because a lot of people inextricably associate the show with the most annoying parts of its fanbase. I\\
Speaking of which, just this morning by incredible coincidence, my daughter made an amazing pun.
We occasionally feed him fresh collard greens when he's being a particularly good bun. I was holding our rabbit in my lap and he suddenly munched my green shirt. I asked him why he was doing that and my daughter responded, "Well he likes collard greens, and your shirt is colored green!"
Yeah I don't understand the amount of hate it gets on these boards.
It fits in really nicely between the weirdness of say Ren & Stimpy and the weirdness of Adventure Time. And while I wouldn't say it holds up as well today as when it premiered, it was an excellent show for its time.
I think it gets hate for the same reason Homestuck or My Little Pony gets hate, because a lot of people inextricably associate the show with the most annoying parts of its fanbase. I\\
Jhonen has at least as much distaste for those fans as other people.
I've met him and he's a pretty nice guy.
He has stories of fans who have mailed him dead squirrels or dropped trou, sat on his table at a convention, and started screaming.
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But I really like his art and the animation in the show was always very sharp.
Since we moved to Yorkshire, we see signs for Brontë Country every now and then. Last time we passed one I said, "The family home is worth a visit even if you don't like the books, as their dad was a pioneer of palaeontology."
"He discovered the Brontësaurus.
Mrs Rhesus groaned for five seconds after that one.
Since we moved to Yorkshire, we see signs for Brontë Country every now and then. Last time we passed one I said, "The family home is worth a visit even if you don't like the books, as their dad was a pioneer of palaeontology."
"He discovered the Brontësaurus.
Mrs Rhesus groaned for five seconds after that one.
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The bolded points contradict each other.
I told that one a few pages back!
And how does that make you feel?
Ahead of the times and zeitgeisty
Q: What do you get when you drop boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies.
We occasionally feed him fresh collard greens when he's being a particularly good bun. I was holding our rabbit in my lap and he suddenly munched my green shirt. I asked him why he was doing that and my daughter responded, "Well he likes collard greens, and your shirt is colored green!"
She's seven. I'm the best dad.
Yeah I started singing Weird Al's "Good Old Days" to myself when I read it.
Damn, going for the deep cuts there.
Good man.
You know you're getting old when...
...you no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
It fits in really nicely between the weirdness of say Ren & Stimpy and the weirdness of Adventure Time. And while I wouldn't say it holds up as well today as when it premiered, it was an excellent show for its time.
did your shirt also have a collar?
I think it gets hate for the same reason Homestuck or My Little Pony gets hate, because a lot of people inextricably associate the show with the most annoying parts of its fanbase. I\\
This is an important question.
Jhonen has at least as much distaste for those fans as other people.
I've met him and he's a pretty nice guy.
He has stories of fans who have mailed him dead squirrels or dropped trou, sat on his table at a convention, and started screaming.
Always remember you're unique... just like everyone else.
To get to your house.
Who's there?
The turkey.
How do you catch a tame one?
Mrs Rhesus groaned for five seconds after that one.
Of course the Apatow family disputes this claim.
You know you're getting old when...
...you've finally got your head together but your body's falling apart.
Is the calendar writer a skeleton? This sounds like a joke a skeleton would tell.
Oh, good, I'm not getting old yet. My body is falling apart but my head isn't together yet.
"Are you a skeleton? The law says you have to tell me if you are."
No bones about it.
He has a 1979 short film titled "Tom Waits For No One". Literally, that is a real thing.