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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Well alrighty then.

    BLM - ACAB
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Have you seen these awesome musical note ski lifts in France?

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    Pretty amazing, right?

    Just don't fall off of them, or you will be flat.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    BLM - ACAB
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    It certainly doesn't look natural to me

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I didn't think anybody would key in on that.

    I'm sure it was accidental, though.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I heard the mountain it takes you to has a pretty steep clef.

    BLM - ACAB
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I heard the mountain it takes you to has a pretty steep clef.

    Yeah, and standing too close to the edge could spell treble.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Anyways, an E flat, a G flat, and a B flat all walk into a bar, and the bartender turns them all away because they can't serve minors.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

    Beaten!

    It looks like coming up with music puns on the quick...

    8-)

    is not your forte.

    YEAAAHHHHHHH

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    music

    Twitter! | Dilige, et quod vis fac
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

    Beaten!

    It looks like coming up with music puns on the quick...

    8-)

    is not your forte.

    YEAAAHHHHHHH

    Wow, uncalled for! I didn't see your reply because it came up while I was typing mine out!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

    Beaten!

    It looks like coming up with music puns on the quick...

    8-)

    is not your forte.

    YEAAAHHHHHHH

    Wow, uncalled for! I didn't see your reply because it came up while I was typing mine out!

    Just lighthearted ribbing man. I didn't mean to upset you!

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

    Beaten!

    It looks like coming up with music puns on the quick...

    8-)

    is not your forte.

    YEAAAHHHHHHH

    Wow, uncalled for! I didn't see your reply because it came up while I was typing mine out!

    Just lighthearted ribbing man. I didn't mean to upset you!

    Josh, I think your ribbing struck a sour note.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

    Beaten!

    It looks like coming up with music puns on the quick...

    8-)

    is not your forte.

    YEAAAHHHHHHH

    Wow, uncalled for! I didn't see your reply because it came up while I was typing mine out!

    Just lighthearted ribbing man. I didn't mean to upset you!

    Well maybe next time you should articulate that more clearly.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Clearly. Sorry.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Some sharp words being exchanged here

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    DecomposeyDecomposey Registered User regular
    Yeah, folks really need to watch their tone.

    Before following any advice, opinions, or thoughts I may have expressed in the above post, be warned: I found Keven Costners "Waterworld" to be a very entertaining film.
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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Noted.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Tuba

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    You people need to compose yourselves.

    BLM - ACAB
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    I hope you guys get hit with a rock.

    And it makes you roll.

    And then the sound of silence.

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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    Bedlam wrote: »
    I hope you guys get hit with a rock.

    And it makes you roll.

    And then the sound of silence.

    Hello darkness my old friend.

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    What's half of a tuba?
    A oneba!

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    How do you contact a band director?

    Euphonium!

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    knitdan wrote: »
    How do you contact a band director?

    Euphonium!

    Made me think of this

    http://youtu.be/rrfaWGVYIBU

    Joolander on
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    I don't think that picture is to scale.

    Wow, any more subtle and you'd be in real treble.

    Beaten!

    It looks like coming up with music puns on the quick...

    8-)

    is not your forte.

    YEAAAHHHHHHH

    Wow, uncalled for! I didn't see your reply because it came up while I was typing mine out!

    Just lighthearted ribbing man. I didn't mean to upset you!

    I was just kidding, but if you really do feel bad maybe I'll buy you a really disgusting drink at PAX South.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Geez, I thought I really upset you. Glad that's not the case!

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I'm in a WoW guild with Zay, so I have pretty thick skin. :heartbeat:

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    You mean Pip.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I hate wonderwall of you for making this another terrible punversation.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Good news everyone!

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular
    Oh sure, you tell me that now, once I'm already at work.

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    You tell me that now, once I've already finished work and was about to make dinner!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    October 14

    How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    October 14

    How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    By making sure that a deer's food source, water source, and bedding area are never all on the same side of the road.


    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    destroyah87destroyah87 They/Them Preferred: She/Her - Please UseRegistered User regular
    joshofalltrades wrote: »
    October 14

    How do they get deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    And those signs are always on the worst stretches of road. They really should move those crossing signs to a nice flat stretch of road.

    It's safer for the deer and for drivers.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGSLybhFOc

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    WordLustWordLust Fort Wayne, INRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Speaking of all of the music puns, all music humor inevitably results in a link to the music theory argument in Cannibal! The Musical. Here you are for the uninitiated (PS: Feel free to go back and watch the whole video, because the Trapper Song is pretty great as well.)

    https://youtu.be/Ew1WBwh3zgo?t=1m45s

    WordLust on
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    Our work cafe was giving out small pumpkin bars that had a bunch of seeds and things in them.
    We were discussing flax seeds, one of the ingredients and my contribution was that during WW2 it was hard to get flax seeds since they were needed to make the soldiers jackets.

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