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Hello! This thread is for discussing Avengers: Age of Ultron, which, I am led to believe, involves ages and/or Ultrons.
For the few lucky people who have seen it,
fuck you, lucky sons of bitches please use spoiler tags so as not to ruin anything for those less fortunate.
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But yeah, saw it last night, enjoyed it. As I posted in the other thread, I thought some of the action was less 'weighty' than in CA2 or Avengers 1, but still pretty damn good.
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If that is the case, then it's not explicitly shown in AoU. Might be yet to come in AoS though.
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However Re: Ultron
more importantly - his characterisation was entirely too shallow. It was not remotely clear why he went off of the rails. Like, he has a weird evolutionary, natural disasterish view of peace and survival, but there's no clear explanation of why Stark's wishes went all Sorceror's apprentice or the exact logic of his position.
Of course, the fact that Banner doesn't say "are you off your head?" when Stark appears to be finding a way to repurpose an alien AI inside a staff with malevolent powers was also a problem to be the new omnipresent army of super robots to which he intends to hand over the reins really gnawed at me throughout the entire movie.
So, Ultron's origins were very weak narratively. There are fanon explanations you can come up with - like "he was just using the structure of the AI to build one of his own" but that just makes the first part more inexplicable and raises questions as to why Ultron's mind continued to be represented as Blue. And more importantly it was most definitely not shown in the movie, so it's just empty apologia.
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There's no parts where I thought "man, I need to see that again.", no jokes that really stuck out, no character moments I loved. It was all pretty much fine! I did not have trouble finding parts of the movie to take a pee break in. There are new characters! They are all fine. I do not long to watch another movie in which they star. I think to myself "yeah, that movie would probably be fine".
This was my review of the movie Avengers: Age of Ultron. If I had to give it a mark out of ten, I would think about it for a while. Then my mind would wander, I would forget what I was doing and then make a sandwich.
Is totally the review I'm telling everyone who asks me if I've read any reviews or heard anything about the movie.
The movie is fine - entertaining, a few good parts, but never great. It's exactly what it says on the tin, but that's all you get, too.
But how does Thor know about that one? I know his pals visited the Collector, but isn't that implied to be after Thor returns to Earth?
Likes
- Supporting characters from other movies having bit parts. Nice to see Falcon and War Machine turn up. Still, Jane and Pepper being handwaved felt pretty transparent.
- Stan Lee drinking Thor's Gargleblaster
- Vision wielding Mjolnir. Set up a pretty fantastic bait and switch when Thor is boasting to distract Ultron.
- Black Widow and Bruce Banner's relationship. There's something about how they don't think they can be better than they are that adds pathos, and I definitely felt sad when Hulk hung up on her so he's not in Civil War
- The Hulkbuster fight. "Sorry".
- Fury getting to the heart of why Tony's vision troubled him so. "And you didn't."
- Quicksilver rescuing people from the oncoming train.
- Quicksilver in the police station. I love superspeed.
- The fact that the reason the final fight goes on as long as it does is because they're busy evacuating civilians. It's like a cinematic rebuttal to Man of Steel.
- The Thanos stinger. Punchy and to the point. Also o hai Infinity Gauntlet!
Dislikes
- "Ultron". I put this in quotes because he has character and that character is fine, but it's totally undeveloped. He's like Ronan, he comes pre-assembled (hah!) with motivations and we don't get to know why.
- Thor's arc. With nine primary heroes it's a miracle this film feels so balanced, but Thor going into the Mystic Pool of Exposition kinda falls flat.
Overall it doesn't quite hit the highs of stuff like "Puny god", but it's a well crafted performance that does a great job of balancing everyone, while committing to setting up the story first hinted at in the first Avengers.
And sadly, that is all I felt about it. It was good, but not exceptional.
I'm sure what's missing would have helped with that.
That explains a lot.
Overall I thought it was good. Certainly not the most memorable of the Marvel films, but definitely enjoyable.
My main issue with it, is as I've read elsewhere, is it's super dense. It hits the ground running, and with the exception of one bit in the middle, it just keeps on trucking. Occasionally it cuts to a new scene almost midway through it, where you can really tell something was cut. I really, really want to see the 3.5 hour cut get a release if it expands on some quieter parts of the film and cleans up some of the scene transitions.
I think there's a lot in here that will appeal to the heavily into comics people. And they really obviously listened to a lot of stuff people on the Internet have been saying about - Hawkeye (why is he even here?), Man of Steel, ScarJo's ass, some other stuff I forget.
This had the best homage to
Stuff I care about; intros for future movies. Stuff I don't care about: extra gags
And I really appreciate how the final battle managed to be both ridiculously destructive while acknowledging the need to protect innocent bystanders. THAT should be how these movies handle the issue of mass destruction.
Everybody in my screening(including me) did as well
Also, that last line was such a troll.
What last line? Do you mean the one in the mid-credits scene? If not, I don't remember...
Edit: oh wait. I do remember.
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Falcon is the only not particularly special one (where was he for the rest of the film anyway?).
I keep remembering so many good lines. Plenty of laughs from the audience.
Also, regarding audience reaction, being an Irish person in an Irish cinema:
It was like "Oh crap they're going to do the thing!"
And then they don't. When it finally happens it better be good.