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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Uh, Rorus, I think Kevin is going into shock.

    Who cares? Wake me up when he starts going into death. Kevin was a douche

    Metal. You have like, three priors. I think you should start caring, especially if they see the dime bag that Chincy bought from the pizza guy.

    Sheep don't smoke weed

    You can't pin this on me

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Chincy. Chiny. We all saw you slip the Pizza guy an extra wad of cash and then the dime bag magically appeared under your chair. Stop passing the buck, Chincy.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    like, I was having the perfect jerk session until your dumb friends showed up, and that just ruined my stroke rhythm, and I just totally went limp when the weed stank drifted in

    so now I'm totally turned off and I have to clean this mess up

    I have a better idea

    I lead you back to your room. sensually

    wonk
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Sky, you are being incredibly unhelpful considering it was your brilliant idea to call the cops when Kevin tried to force his way inside in the first place.

    No, don't try and pretend you were trying to wank. We all know it isn't your special Anime Tuesday yet, and the Sonic Fanclub webring is still down for repairs.

    you don't even know the bond my Sonic OCs and I have, bro

    SLe4HhZ.pngTumblr Steam: TohaJuuko
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Okay I think he's stopped breathing. Get out the candles I'm going to cast "animate dead but don't make him such an insufferable asshole this time"
    Roll for necromancy

    Geth roll 1d19

    OH GODDAMMIT HE'S AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE NOW

    1d19 1 [1d19=1]

    Metalbourne on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    This thread is going places

    like the morgue, and county jail

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Sky, for like the fiftieth time, I don't want to know about your Sonic OC bond.

    Nobody here does. Well, Metal might.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Oof

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    He is now more dead

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Sky, for like the fiftieth time, I don't want to know about your Sonic OC bond.

    Nobody here does. Well, Metal might.

    No I'm good

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Listen I was there for the roommate agreement and it definitely said no murders

    It also definitely said this was the time for Rolo's fetishes

    I.mean

    The point by point list is hanging behind you Rorus

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I want to know about your sonic ocs

    Maybe I could role play one of them

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    He is now more dead

    No dude, this is why we switched to one of the Narrative systems. There's no such thing as failure states anymore!

    Just success with higher and higher costs attached

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"

    YL9WnCY.png
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Rorus, I told you I have to work tomorrow what the fuck is holy shit you killed Kevin.

    ...

    That's it. I'm calling the cops.

    Geth roll 1d20 for dialing 911

    dialing 911:
    1d20 1 [1d20=1]

    Radius on
    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    He is now more dead

    Does his deathly smell get to roll for initiative over the weed stank?

    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Sky, for like the fiftieth time, I don't want to know about your Sonic OC bond.

    Nobody here does. Well, Metal might.

    They're fanhogs of my fantrolls. You wouldn't understand.

    SLe4HhZ.pngTumblr Steam: TohaJuuko
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2015
    Radius wrote: »
    Rorus, I told you have to work tomorrow what the fuck is holy shit you killed Kevin.

    ...

    That's it. I'm calling the cops.

    Geth roll 1d20 for dialing 911
    On the other end of the phone, you hear Paul Blart.

    Sterica on
    YL9WnCY.png
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Success! You called 911!

    Success! 911 believes you are pranking them

    Success! There will be a fine!

  • WonderMinkWonderMink Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"

    Undead! This evil cannot stand!

    TURN UNDEAD!

    Plus I want to use my canned mace on Metal B'ourne for unleashing this annoying abomination.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"

    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    You failed so hard you ordered more Hawaiian pizzas kyira

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Rorus, I told you have to work tomorrow what the fuck is holy shit you killed Kevin.

    ...

    That's it. I'm calling the cops.

    Geth roll 1d20 for dialing 911

    Why did you call the butterball hotline

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    YL9WnCY.png
  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    :knock knock:

    Hey guys! This is Greg, from neiborhood watch?

    We've gotten a couple of noise complaints, and I'm pretty sure the Green Well of Infernal Souls on your roof at the moment is in violation of your HOA.

    I was wondering if you can, like, tone it down a bit?

    Maybe switch up that Green Well of Infernal Souls to Red?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Rorus, for fuck's sake just throw the Hawaiian pizza outside and lure Zombie Kevin away.

    And for the record, I am so not taking the heat for Chincy this time. Or anything found on Sky's computer.

    I think you should oh fuck Kevin just touched your dad's grandfather clock.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    Don't I get dominion over him as Kevin's reanimator?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    Don't I get dominion over him as Kevin's reanimator?

    ...Do you want dominion over Kevin?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    Don't I get dominion over him as Kevin's reanimator?

    Nah, these days you gotta fight for your right to control a soul

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    Don't I get dominion over him as Kevin's reanimator?
    I'm not the one who rolled a critical miss.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    Don't I get dominion over him as Kevin's reanimator?

    ...Do you want dominion over Kevin?

    Yes!

    Kevin before you go, clean up the mess you made by getting killed

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Also it's Kevin

    It's not like he's going to be a very able servant of darkness

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Ringo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"
    Kevin, I command you to take a shower and go to bed. You have work in the morning.
    Erika, roll for nerd hassling

    Don't I get dominion over him as Kevin's reanimator?

    Nah, these days you gotta fight for your right to control a soul

    Sigh
    Fiiiiine
    Geth role 1d3 for nerd hassling

    Metalbourne on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Oh Goddammit. My dice have stopped working.

  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    Gentle reminder that Greg from Neighborhood Watch is at the door

    Gentle reminder that you don't live in a neighborhood nice enough to have a Neighborhood Watch

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Greg, roll for snoopiness

    YL9WnCY.png
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited August 2015
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    Kevin's corpse rises to the ground. As ichor still oozes from the fresh bite, he slurs to you all

    "Hey guyssssss, mind if I join in? I know....I knodjufh you already ssssssssssssssssssssssssstarted buuuuuut......I got a really cool characterrrrrrrrrr. She's a third-elf third-human third-dragon priestess that doessssssssn't lourk like dragons and is based off this girl from schoo lI know. Soooooo..........how're bout it?"

    geth roll 1d20 to head-kill kevin again jesus how many times do I have to do this I'm doing you bastards a favor here

    to head-kill kevin again jesus how many times do I have to do this I'm doing you bastards a favor here:
    1d20 5 [1d20=5]

    Magic Pink on
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    DAMMIT

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Bobkins Flymo wrote: »
    On the other end of the phone, you hear Paul Blart.

    I take this opportunity to start pitching my idea for Paul Blart 3, SkyMall Cop

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Darrin, Erika is super-pissed already that you have ruined this rousing game, and now you are trying to rekill her corpse puppet.

    ROLL FOR ALACRITY, IT'S FIGHT TIME

    YL9WnCY.png
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Gentle reminder that Greg from Neighborhood Watch is at the door

    Gentle reminder that you don't live in a neighborhood nice enough to have a Neighborhood Watch
    Tell Greg I'm not here. That guy is a bigger asshole than Kevin with his "morals" and his "modesty"

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Ringo wrote: »
    Gentle reminder that Greg from Neighborhood Watch is at the door

    Gentle reminder that you don't live in a neighborhood nice enough to have a Neighborhood Watch
    Tell Greg I'm not here. That guy is a bigger asshole than Kevin with his "morals" and his "modesty"

    I'd listen to what he says a lot more if he did it without his hand in his pants

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